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John Terry is going to his daughter's sports day tomorrow...he's wearing his PE kit incase she wins

Didier Drogba has confirmed that he is to leave Chelsea when his contract ends and is rumoured to be heading to China next month... The Chinese Olympic diving coach, Zhou Jihong, says he'll be a welcome addition to his squad for the summer games.

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Turns out John Terry didn't sleep with Bridge's ex after all, someone else did and he just took the credit

I met a girl in the pub. We chatted and got drunk and I ended up at hers.

"Listen" I said, "I'm not very experienced and when I'm with a girl for the first time I do suffer from a bit of premature ejaculation."

"Well we can take it slow, babe," she winked. "How premature?"

"Remember earlier in the pub, when you asked me about sex?"

"Yeah?"

"Then."

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My girlfriend said "No more going to the strip club with your mates.... I've decided to strip for you right here in our flat"

I said "Great! ...... I'll call the boys and tell them to bring beer"

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My boss called me today and said, "Where the hell are you?"

I said, "I'm relaxing in the garden with my mate Dave. I'm already on my fourth can of lager."

"I don't ****ing believe you!" he shouted.

"Hang on," I said, holding the phone away from me. "Dave, isn't this my fourth can?"

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"Have you ever tried Ethopian food?..."

"no"


"Neither have they"

Breaking news: Police arrest drunk middle-aged woman screaming "Where are you? Let's be avin' you" outside Paul Lambert's house.

Me and the wife like to do it doggy style. First I beg, then she rolls over and plays dead.

If Euro 2012 is being held in Poland, shouldn't England have qualified as co-hosts?

An Englishman, an Irish man, and a Scotsman have all had the Liverpool job. No wonder the clubs a joke

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