In reply to Post #1
your kidding me
your kidding me
In reply to Post #1
BRING BACK KEN 
BRING BACK KEN
In reply to Post #2
Part 1 was cut short 600 posts shorter
Never see how deep the water is with both feet
Part 1 was cut short 600 posts shorter
Never see how deep the water is with both feet
In reply to Post #4
i might have guessed you would be the instigator of change martin, just like start times
i might have guessed you would be the instigator of change martin, just like start times
In reply to Post #5
He is HSE Din , proper captain no fun
See the kids in his street have to where hi viz, gauntlets and hard hats to play conkers
He is HSE Din , proper captain no fun
See the kids in his street have to where hi viz, gauntlets and hard hats to play conkers
In reply to Post #5
i might have guessed you would be the instigator of change martin
If you had put money on the guess you would have lost it
i might have guessed you would be the instigator of change martin
If you had put money on the guess you would have lost it
In reply to Post #7
i bet your safety gloved hand was in there somewhere, poking and cajoling, from a safe distance of course
i bet your safety gloved hand was in there somewhere, poking and cajoling, from a safe distance of course
In reply to Post #8
i bet your safety gloved hand was in there somewhere, poking and cajoling, from a safe distance of course
With wit that sharp I would have needed a butchers glove
i bet your safety gloved hand was in there somewhere, poking and cajoling, from a safe distance of course
With wit that sharp I would have needed a butchers glove
In reply to Post #9
In reply to Post #10
race 4 the pike fishing spot
race 4 the pike fishing spot
a big well done to everyone who fished jt's match at the weekend
not as much fun for some as it was for other's but was, as usual a proper crack
tell you what though them kent boy's dont half know how to catch bream
not as much fun for some as it was for other's but was, as usual a proper crack
tell you what though them kent boy's dont half know how to catch bream
In reply to Post #12
and the tottenham boys know how to catch carp
and the tottenham boys know how to catch carp
In reply to Post #13
not all of em
not all of em
In reply to Post #13
And a rig tying lesson for Dinny
And a rig tying lesson for Dinny
In reply to Post #15
arc at darrel peck
havnt seen too many articles from you lately coco 
arc at darrel peck
havnt seen too many articles from you lately coco
In reply to Post #16
lately
lately
In reply to Post #17
i bet terry hearn's ****ting himself... boxset
i bet terry hearn's ****ting himself... boxset
In reply to Post #18
Speaking of box sets I think I have upset Frank
Speaking of box sets I think I have upset Frank
In reply to Post #19
**** him
anyway why aint you at work ? the alsation got worm's
**** him
anyway why aint you at work ? the alsation got worm's
In reply to Post #20
Sitting in the first class lounge at Aberdeen airport waiting for my business class flight to my weekend retreat in the cathedral city of Ely
Sitting in the first class lounge at Aberdeen airport waiting for my business class flight to my weekend retreat in the cathedral city of Ely
In reply to Post #20
Sitting in the first class lounge at Aberdeen airport waiting for my business class flight to my weekend retreat in the cathedral city of Ely
Sitting in the first class lounge at Aberdeen airport waiting for my business class flight to my weekend retreat in the cathedral city of Ely
In reply to Post #22
thet's hope it aint been towed away when you get there
thet's hope it aint been towed away when you get there
In reply to Post #23
I know you know some good thieves but none of them as good that they can tow away a mansion
You still living in prefab Legoland ?
I know you know some good thieves but none of them as good that they can tow away a mansion
You still living in prefab Legoland ?
In reply to Post #24
is that the gaff where the rat's wear overall's
is that the gaff where the rat's wear overall's
In reply to Post #25
No mate not like wiping your feet on the way out of your house
First time I went to your place I thought I had walked onto the set of Oliver Twist
No mate not like wiping your feet on the way out of your house
First time I went to your place I thought I had walked onto the set of Oliver Twist
In reply to Post #26
your a long time in that departure lounge, sure your not in custom's
your a long time in that departure lounge, sure your not in custom's
In reply to Post #27
Erm I like to get here in plenty of time , nothing to do with the free Gin I am sure you understand !
Erm I like to get here in plenty of time , nothing to do with the free Gin I am sure you understand !
In reply to Post #28
You sure your not being heald by immigration
You sure your not being heald by immigration
In reply to Post #29
You know all about being held against your will Mick
You know all about being held against your will Mick
In reply to Post #30
It must be a pain being denied access into England from Scotland
It must be a pain being denied access into England from Scotland
good luck to the stow boys in the BCAC final
In reply to Post #32
You up there lackeying for then again Joseph ?
You up there lackeying for then again Joseph ?
In reply to Post #33
at least i get invited
at least i get invited
In reply to Post #34
Yeah to make tea for lady and the tramp
Yeah to make tea for lady and the tramp
In reply to Post #35
why dont you pop over with your new landing net
it''ll be the only time the ****ing thing gets wet !!!
why dont you pop over with your new landing net
it''ll be the only time the ****ing thing gets wet !!!
In reply to Post #1
hey chaps, thinking of going over tomora for the day, havent been for nearly 20 years, can you still park in the carpark at the gate, whats the times of opening and closing and ticket prices for 3 rods, thanks peeps for any info
hey chaps, thinking of going over tomora for the day, havent been for nearly 20 years, can you still park in the carpark at the gate, whats the times of opening and closing and ticket prices for 3 rods, thanks peeps for any info
In reply to Post #37
yes, dont know, 12 quid.
yes, dont know, 12 quid.
In reply to Post #37
7am-9pm at moment.
check out the walthamstow info thread on uk venues,there is a lot more info on there if you can be bothered to read back through it.
this is the banter thread for special needs has beens and you are not allowed to talk shop in here.
in fact i am a bit concerned about joes sensible reply and hope his not forgotten to take his medication again?
7am-9pm at moment.
check out the walthamstow info thread on uk venues,there is a lot more info on there if you can be bothered to read back through it.
this is the banter thread for special needs has beens and you are not allowed to talk shop in here.
in fact i am a bit concerned about joes sensible reply and hope his not forgotten to take his medication again?
In reply to Post #32
Where is the final and when?
Maybe i could pop over to offer support,sure dan wont mind and i think dave would really appreciate it.
Where is the final and when?
Maybe i could pop over to offer support,sure dan wont mind and i think dave would really appreciate it.
In reply to Post #35
I'd rather drink piss than drink your tea mongo
I'd rather drink piss than drink your tea mongo
In reply to Post #41
i can make a lovely cup of tea,much better than mongo`s
i can make a lovely cup of tea,much better than mongo`s
In reply to Post #41
Last time you drank my tea you did drink piss
Last time you drank my tea you did drink piss
In reply to Post #39
i think i Od'd on the old temazy's nood's i cant believe it myself
i think i Od'd on the old temazy's nood's i cant believe it myself
In reply to Post #44
you nutter
hows the boys doing?
you nutter
hows the boys doing?
In reply to Post #45
yeah alright shakey's had 33 and danny's had 12 !
yeah alright
shakey's had 33 and danny's had 12 !
In reply to Post #46
Ah
Ah
In reply to Post #47
cup's of tea that is
cup's of tea that is
In reply to Post #48
Oh theres me thinkin
Oh theres me thinkin
i just heard shakey and dan are entering strictly next year they reckon theyve got more chance of winning that !!!
they reckon theyve got more chance of winning that !!!
In reply to Post #50
Would be more chance of you and frank winning it
Would be more chance of you and frank winning it
In reply to Post #51
i was going to sign me and franco up but he's a bit busy doing some painting or something
he's got some mate, an aussie who is teaching him the ropes
i was going to sign me and franco up but he's a bit busy doing some painting or something
he's got some mate, an aussie who is teaching him the ropes
In reply to Post #52
In reply to Post #53
I know someone who used to paint skips for AJ bull
I know someone who used to paint skips for AJ bull
In reply to Post #54
and your point is ?
and your point is ?
In reply to Post #55
Think he's been at the yabba again
Think he's been at the yabba again
In reply to Post #56
you reckon !!! mmm could be right, i know he still smokes used fireworks but that doesent usually make him this incoherent.
you reckon !!! mmm could be right, i know he still smokes used fireworks but that doesent usually make him this incoherent.
In reply to Post #57
Was it paint by numbers...
Was it paint by numbers...
In reply to Post #58
he's your china why dont you ask him just dont put your fingers near his mouth 
he's your china why dont you ask him
just dont put your fingers near his mouth
In reply to Post #50
they reckon theyve got more chance of winning that !!
thats coming from somebody who finished 4th in a match behind me
they reckon theyve got more chance of winning that !!
thats coming from somebody who finished 4th in a match behind me
In reply to Post #60
dave i swear i never wrote that noodles was round hear picking up one of them penis enlargers ( same as the one i sold ginger ) and i reckon he must have got on me computer when my back was turned the ****er
anyway he's round hear later dropping the enlarger back cos he reckons they dont work ( fozzy said the same ) and ime going to pull him and make him own up to what is an out and out liberty
it wasnt your fault that you picked the wrong swim and sat there all weekend catching **** all i blame the organisers they should have held the final on the NO1 and then you would have shown the ****'s what's what, but dont worry despite coming stone ****ing last we are all proud of you and daniel and sincerely hope that you reach the final again next year someone has to come last dave and it might as well be you and dan, because despite coming last you kept your head held high and really conducted your self befitting of a couple who had won the event and not come last.
well done
dave i swear i never wrote that
noodles was round hear picking up one of them penis enlargers ( same as the one i sold ginger ) and i reckon he must have got on me computer when my back was turned the ****er anyway he's round hear later dropping the enlarger back cos he reckons they dont work ( fozzy said the same
) and ime going to pull him and make him own up to what is an out and out liberty it wasnt your fault that you picked the wrong swim and sat there all weekend catching **** all i blame the organisers they should have held the final on the NO1 and then you would have shown the ****'s what's what, but dont worry despite coming stone ****ing last we are all proud of you and daniel and sincerely hope that you reach the final again next year
someone has to come last dave and it might as well be you and dan, because despite coming last you kept your head held high and really conducted your self befitting of a couple who had won the event and not come last.well done
In reply to Post #61
Your a ****ing ****er
Your a ****ing ****er
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In reply to Post #63
You an even bigger ****ing ****er
You an even bigger ****ing ****er
In reply to Post #63
you been drinking again havnt you snapper ,come on you can tell uncle joe !!
you been drinking again havnt you snapper ,come on you can tell uncle joe !!
In reply to Post #61
guilty,embarrassed, ulmost wetting me self
guilty,embarrassed, ulmost wetting me self
In reply to Post #66
you got some front showing up on here
you got some front showing up on here
In reply to Post #67
he must be on the stellas Joe
he must be on the stellas Joe
In reply to Post #68
he is supposed to drink it not ****ing mainline it
he is supposed to drink it not ****ing mainline it
In reply to Post #67
I know,sorry dave
I will not be coming round later as I think I sussed it.says in the instructions it needs an airtight gap and I think I will manage this with a few turns of gaffer tape.why did you sell me the big 1 ???
I know,sorry dave
I will not be coming round later as I think I sussed it.says in the instructions it needs an airtight gap and I think I will manage this with a few turns of gaffer tape.why did you sell me the big 1 ???
In reply to Post #69
mate have you seen his works, there made up of an old optic and a syringe used for pumping up dead baits
mate have you seen his works, there made up of an old optic and a syringe used for pumping up dead baits
In reply to Post #68
I have already stated on here that i have moved on and am sponsered by kronenburg
I have already stated on here that i have moved on and am sponsered by kronenburg
In reply to Post #72
and needles r us
and needles r us
In reply to Post #73
you need to be getting in contact with shakey and explaining exactly what you done because he thinks ime a piss taker and its not on
you need to be getting in contact with shakey and explaining exactly what you done because he thinks ime a piss taker and its not on
In reply to Post #74
I got no time for dave now i got me new hobbie,cheers joe
anyway i offered him the rig and bait and he still didnt respond?
I got no time for dave now i got me new hobbie,cheers joe
anyway i offered him the rig and bait and he still didnt respond?
In reply to Post #75
what you doing ? feeding tuftied's i heard
what you doing ? feeding tuftied's i heard
In reply to Post #76
will hopefully be feeding the tuftieds for many more years
dont think i can say the same for this new hobby,its been a mare removing this gaffer tape
will hopefully be feeding the tuftieds for many more years
dont think i can say the same for this new hobby,its been a mare removing this gaffer tape
In reply to Post #77
warm water and salmon oil works, apparently
warm water and salmon oil works, apparently
In reply to Post #78
In reply to Post #78
Me china sat here next to me.said he dont do paint by numbers hes moved upmarket with his mate bob ross.the joy of painting
Me china sat here next to me.said he dont do paint by numbers hes moved upmarket with his mate bob ross.the joy of painting
In reply to Post #59
I know din hes been drinking that cat weasel again.
I know din hes been drinking that cat weasel again.
In reply to Post #78
mmm salmon oil
your not really helping here joe
mmm salmon oil
your not really helping here joe
In reply to Post #80
more like rolf harris
more like rolf harris
before you lot start digging me out, i just wanna see the no 1 reformed to its raped former glory which i believe is not that far away and will be bigger(but with minters not stunners!)
just trying to get our internet friends to feed em which aint that bad cos they will catch more?
where is my joey ticket? bet dave still got his
im not bitter,i got the rig and the bait
just trying to get our internet friends to feed em which aint that bad cos they will catch more?
where is my joey ticket? bet dave still got his
im not bitter,i got the rig and the bait
In reply to Post #85
Whatthe are u talkings about geez
Whatthe are u talkings about geez
In reply to Post #86
i think he drinks lake water
i think he drinks lake water
In reply to Post #87
Who with rolf harris.
Who with rolf harris.
getting a bit too noncey for my liking in here
sort em out joe!
im off fishing son,wish me luck
sort em out joe!
im off fishing son,wish me luck
In reply to Post #89
go get em noodle's are you guesting this weekend or paying for the pleasure like the rest of us
oh by the way give shakey a bell he's been trying to get hold of you
go get em noodle's
are you guesting this weekend or paying for the pleasure like the rest of us oh by the way give shakey a bell he's been trying to get hold of you
In reply to Post #89
Good luck
Good luck
In reply to Post #91
tell you what snap i cant believe a man of your age is still fishing, do you get OAP rates ?
tell you what snap i cant believe a man of your age is still fishing, do you get OAP rates ?
In reply to Post #92
Ohh yes
Ohh yes
afternoon lads
In reply to Post #94
Alwight saaaaaaaaaaan
Alwight saaaaaaaaaaan
In reply to Post #95
yes mate
just sought out some reels and will have a few sessions
yes mate
just sought out some reels and will have a few sessions
In reply to Post #96
Ok mate i,am out on Saturday night catching the fenland biggies just like the old days
Ok mate i,am out on Saturday night catching the fenland biggies just like the old days
In reply to Post #96
want to buy some line for them reel's
want to buy some line for them reel's
In reply to Post #98
I doubt he will be getting Gav to tie his rigs and cast for him you mug
I doubt he will be getting Gav to tie his rigs and cast for him you mug
In reply to Post #99
**** off dopey
**** off dopey
In reply to Post #97
good to see you back
would say what you got din but you always give it to some one else
good to see you back would say what you got din but you always give it to some one else
In reply to Post #101
i got a landing net, scales and a sling spare but i doubt you will be needing em
i got a landing net, scales and a sling spare but i doubt you will be needing em
In reply to Post #102
He will swap you for a "Rig Tying for begginers" book
Oh no forgot Gav ties yours for you
Fanny
He will swap you for a "Rig Tying for begginers" book
Oh no forgot Gav ties yours for you
Fanny
In reply to Post #102
doubt you need them as you should just let gav use his as lets have it right he does everything else for you soppy nuts
doubt you need them as you should just let gav use his as lets have it right he does everything else for you soppy nuts
In reply to Post #104
Help the Aged
Help the Aged
In reply to Post #104
heard your out of work frank sorry to hear that, dont know if it will help but ginger's looking for a new accountant
heard your out of work frank sorry to hear that, dont know if it will help but ginger's looking for a new accountant
gotta feel sorry for gav foz tbh if he had a half decent partner he would of won most of them comps he has been in overthere
In reply to Post #106
looks that way din but one door closes another opens unlike your fishing you noddy
looks that way din but one door closes another opens
unlike your fishing you noddy
In reply to Post #108
His ****ing fishing door closed a long time ago Franko , thats if it was ever actually open in the first place
His ****ing fishing door closed a long time ago Franko , thats if it was ever actually open in the first place
In reply to Post #107
yeh make you right, we spent all day looking for that gravel bar you told us about in the no1 you thick ****
yeh make you right, we spent all day looking for that gravel bar you told us about in the no1 you thick ****
In reply to Post #110
you were the only mug who was looking for it
you were the only mug who was looking for it
gotta go boy's going for a glass of beer i would invite the pair of you but there is a sign on the door saying SORRY NO POOR PEOPLE
i would invite the pair of you but there is a sign on the door saying SORRY NO POOR PEOPLE
In reply to Post #110
oi coco dont try and blame anyone else for your failure as an angler
foz partner gav next time as you are a massive step up from maggoo
oi coco dont try and blame anyone else for your failure as an angler foz partner gav next time as you are a massive step up from maggoo
In reply to Post #112
profitabilty profitabilty profitabilty
Like the accountant said you cant compare an engineering consultancy with a compnay that fills skips its like comparing champagne and vinegar
profitabilty profitabilty profitabilty
Like the accountant said you cant compare an engineering consultancy with a compnay that fills skips its like comparing champagne and vinegar
In reply to Post #113
he's not allowed to go, he just sits at home counting his toe's like the rest of them inbred ****s out there
he's not allowed to go, he just sits at home counting his toe's like the rest of them inbred ****s out there
In reply to Post #114
foz do you notice magoo always goes on about money? gotta be tiny cock syndrome
foz do you notice magoo always goes on about money? gotta be tiny cock syndrome
In reply to Post #112
More like the fozzman and Franko have done ya
AGAIN
More like the fozzman and Franko have done ya
AGAIN
In reply to Post #117
should call him mr maggot instead of mr magoo
should call him mr maggot instead of mr magoo
In reply to Post #118
Mr Pinkie
Mr Pinkie
In reply to Post #119
mr inverted
mr inverted
In reply to Post #120
Mr He she
Mr He she
In reply to Post #119
you know what i spend all day surrounded by ****s, at least i dont have to pay you two
you know what i spend all day surrounded by ****s, at least i dont have to pay you two
In reply to Post #121
mr button mushroom
you spend eveyday looking at one when you go to the caaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeee u muppet
mr button mushroom
you spend eveyday looking at one when you go to the caaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeee u muppet
In reply to Post #122
You couldnt afford me pee wee
You couldnt afford me pee wee
In reply to Post #124
he wipes when he finishes his wee wee foz bet it is front to back as well the pikey wrongun.
he wipes when he finishes his wee wee foz
bet it is front to back as well the pikey wrongun.
In reply to Post #125
i used to enjoy this forum more when you had a job frank
i used to enjoy this forum more when you had a job frank
In reply to Post #126
i shall make it my job in life to expose you as the angling fraud you are magoo to pass the time as i collect my job seekers allowance
i shall make it my job in life to expose you as the angling fraud you are magoo to pass the time as i collect my job seekers allowance
In reply to Post #127
gingers got a start up his picking up whippet **** and fingering his sister
gingers got a start up his picking up whippet **** and fingering his sister
In reply to Post #128
he was 1st to offer help magoo unlike most think i shall sit on the rock and roll for a time as it works for most of country
he was 1st to offer help magoo unlike most
think i shall sit on the rock and roll for a time as it works for most of country
In reply to Post #129
why break a long family tradition
why break a long family tradition
In reply to Post #130
wish that was true magoo as i will be the blk sheep now gotta go as i have 4 jobs to price up in wanstead bbl
wish that was true magoo as i will be the blk sheep now
gotta go as i have 4 jobs to price up in wanstead bbl
In reply to Post #127
Angling Fraud
Angling Fraud
In reply to Post #131
what would they be, ****ing blow job's
what would they be, ****ing blow job's
In reply to Post #133
something you could never have mr inverted
something you could never have mr inverted
In reply to Post #134
In reply to Post #134
just had an idea frank you could always go back to your old job in the gent's at king's cross
im'e sure all your old customers would welcome you back with open flies
just had an idea frank you could always go back to your old job in the gent's at king's cross
im'e sure all your old customers would welcome you back with open flies
In reply to Post #136
Mr magoo you are the best piss taker ive ever seen on er or eny where,
Mr magoo you are the best piss taker ive ever seen on er or eny where,
In reply to Post #137
thanks snap i aint started on ginger yet, just going to send frank into mental turmoil then it's his turn
i was going to start on him last week but he only just found out paul gascoine was his accountant and i wouldnt kick a man when he was down, apart from frank of course
thanks snap
i aint started on ginger yet, just going to send frank into mental turmoil then it's his turn i was going to start on him last week but he only just found out paul gascoine was his accountant and i wouldnt kick a man when he was down, apart from frank of course
In reply to Post #138
just had another fault frank the kid's will only have to change the N to a P on there graffiti and there you have it ' FRANK THE PONCE '
got a certain ring to it dont you think
just had another fault frank the kid's will only have to change the N to a P on there graffiti and there you have it ' FRANK THE PONCE '
got a certain ring to it dont you think
In reply to Post #137
snap your just an asslicking pleb.
magoo that took you all night o sorry i forgot they turn lights out and tinternet off after 8 at the oap home hope they are not slapping you around again as you do read and hear stuff of the old people being treated badly
snap your just an asslicking pleb.
magoo that took you all night
o sorry i forgot they turn lights out and tinternet off after 8 at the oap home hope they are not slapping you around again as you do read and hear stuff of the old people being treated badly
In reply to Post #140
cant you get one of the kids out of bed to do your typing you take too long, some of us have got job's to go to
cant you get one of the kids out of bed to do your typing you take too long, some of us have got job's to go to
In reply to Post #141
letting people fist you does not= a job in my book coco.now off you go like a good old boy with your cheese sarnie and flask and earn my dole money you fraud
letting people fist you does not= a job in my book coco.now off you go like a good old boy with your cheese sarnie and flask and earn my dole money you fraud
In reply to Post #142
Can't believe Audley is taking such a beating on here he has to team up with snapper
Can't believe Audley is taking such a beating on here he has to team up with snapper
In reply to Post #143
gotta be the same person in my book foz as both a pair of bellend cleaning angling frauds
gotta be the same person in my book foz as both a pair of bellend cleaning angling frauds
In reply to Post #144
Snap cleans the rear dinny cleans the front bum
Snap cleans the rear dinny cleans the front bum
In reply to Post #145
prob play tag with each other aswell
bet magoo is in the cafe now with the rest of the oap doing uncle albert impression during the old days of the real gangsters charlie i used to hide behind my curtains but they all knew me
prob play tag with each other aswell
bet magoo is in the cafe now with the rest of the oap doing uncle albert impression during the old days of the real gangsters charlie i used to hide behind my curtains but they all knew me
In reply to Post #146
That's not true Frank we all know he couldn't afford curtains
That's not true Frank we all know he couldn't afford curtains
In reply to Post #146
aint got the time for cafe's dog's ***** too busy earning money to buy things like new reel's and that.
why dont you apply for the lollipop man job up the school you aint got to start till your 65 you lazy ****
aint got the time for cafe's dog's ***** too busy earning money to buy things like new reel's and that.
why dont you apply for the lollipop man job up the school you aint got to start till your 65 you lazy ****
In reply to Post #148
pat yourself on the back for that one magoo hope you give the cash to gav for reels as he prob puts the line on them and casts his rigs out for you
pat yourself on the back for that one magoo
hope you give the cash to gav for reels as he prob puts the line on them and casts his rigs out for you
In reply to Post #149
In reply to Post #140
Wheres no 1 i mean shakey
Wheres no 1 i mean shakey
In reply to Post #151
hiding
hiding
franks just phone apparently he's doing a littlt bit with dave lee travis
In reply to Post #153
if only i could put my voicemail on here.............magoo to me please stop having a pop i have some reels for you blah blah blah........in the short of it if it was cock polishing my ding dong would be chrome
if only i could put my voicemail on here.............magoo to me please stop having a pop i have some reels for you blah blah blah........in the short of it if it was cock polishing my ding dong would be chrome
In reply to Post #154
dont flatter yourself dopey or i will tell everyone about the time you pissed yourself on the higher
dont flatter yourself dopey or i will tell everyone about the time you pissed yourself on the higher
In reply to Post #155
if you say so spunkbubble we both know what you said
if you say so spunkbubble we both know what you said
In reply to Post #156
****
****
In reply to Post #145
Fancy a walk around the stow , can enybody tell me when biv n blank wont be over there ohh and are thay showin
Fancy a walk around the stow
, can enybody tell me when biv n blank wont be over there ohh and are thay showin
In reply to Post #158
they might be over there sunday, once theyve done the washing up
they might be over there sunday, once theyve done the washing up
In reply to Post #159
i would say you will be out after washing your hair but your a slaphead so you save on soap magoo saying that at least it takes you longer to wash your side skirts then it does to wash your cock bet it is like having 2 belly buttons
i would say you will be out after washing your hair
but your a slaphead so you save on soap magoo saying that at least it takes you longer to wash your side skirts then it does to wash your cock bet it is like having 2 belly buttons
In reply to Post #160
not what your old woman said
not what your old woman said
In reply to Post #161
you would need a scaffold plank tied to your arse with my old woman magoo
you would need a scaffold plank tied to your arse with my old woman magoo
In reply to Post #162
i know
i know
In reply to Post #90
"go get em noodle's are you guesting this weekend or paying for the pleasure like the rest of us
oh by the way give shakey a bell he's been trying to get hold of you"
Dont know what you mean by guesting??? fishing these days costs a ****ing fortune(just like everything else!)
I tried to phone shakey sat night but his number has mysteriously vanished from my phone?
I can only think he has sneeked over when i been asleep fishing and deleted it?
I know he still loves me and assume he is just trying to spice up the relationship by playing hard to get again?
"go get em noodle's are you guesting this weekend or paying for the pleasure like the rest of us
oh by the way give shakey a bell he's been trying to get hold of you"
Dont know what you mean by guesting??? fishing these days costs a ****ing fortune(just like everything else!)
I tried to phone shakey sat night but his number has mysteriously vanished from my phone?
I can only think he has sneeked over when i been asleep fishing and deleted it?
I know he still loves me and assume he is just trying to spice up the relationship by playing hard to get again?
In reply to Post #164
cant believe you lost his number, never mind it's on the nash website
cant believe you lost his number, never mind it's on the nash website
In reply to Post #165
# was not lost joe it was stolen!
is that trash website back up? i do miss it,it had better info than our venues thread with photos to boot from our wannabes.
Dam i done it again he will probably change his postcode now so i cant send him a xmas card.
also hope my m8 sam dont dig me out? sorry
# was not lost joe it was stolen!
is that trash website back up? i do miss it,it had better info than our venues thread with photos to boot from our wannabes.
Dam i done it again he will probably change his postcode now so i cant send him a xmas card.
also hope my m8 sam dont dig me out? sorry
In reply to Post #166
i will PM you his number, but he is on night shifts so you would be better to ring him at 2-3 in the morning.
i will PM you his number, but he is on night shifts so you would be better to ring him at 2-3 in the morning.
The blanks gone quiet, I hope he hasn't got another lightbulb stuck up his bum
In reply to Post #167
You would have caught me at 2am this morning .but then again with your catch rate you.d probably ring the wrong number
You would have caught me at 2am this morning .but then again with your catch rate you.d probably ring the wrong number
In reply to Post #169
dont start david or ill'e buy your neighbours house and turn it into a mosque
dont start david or ill'e buy your neighbours house and turn it into a mosque
In reply to Post #167
ring ring......ring ring......wring ring ?
he is such a tease!
ring ring......ring ring......wring ring ?
he is such a tease!
In reply to Post #171
keep trying nood's he will pick up sooner or later
keep trying nood's he will pick up sooner or later
In reply to Post #170
You'll have to knock the mud huts down first
You'll have to knock the mud huts down first
In reply to Post #173
why have you moved to africa knobrot? thought you was in russia now
why have you moved to africa knobrot? thought you was in russia now
In reply to Post #174
take no notice of im dave the mans got mental issues
keeps phoning up and asking me to take him fishing, and he aint got no ****ing tackle !!!
take no notice of im dave the mans got mental issues
keeps phoning up and asking me to take him fishing, and he aint got no ****ing tackle !!!
In reply to Post #175
phone you up your such a bender cheesedick sniffer
phone you up
your such a bender cheesedick sniffer
In reply to Post #175
Nothings changed then thought when he went missing he.d been sectioned
Nothings changed then
thought when he went missing he.d been sectioned
In reply to Post #177
they tried to mate but his missus wouldnt let em have him,who would she get to do the washing up
they tried to mate but his missus wouldnt let em have him,who would she get to do the washing up
This is just childish
In reply to Post #179
Hi biv
Hi biv
In reply to Post #180
Hi Snap
Hi Snap
In reply to Post #179
2 ruprets foz
2 ruprets foz
In reply to Post #182
Hi Frank
Hi Frank
In reply to Post #183
hi bender
hi bender
In reply to Post #182
Good night john boy
Good night john boy
In reply to Post #186
im'e still here snapon, getting the kit ready for my 3rd trip to france this year
im'e still here snapon, getting the kit ready for my 3rd trip to france this year
In reply to Post #187
behave magoo you could not catch a ****ing cold at the south pole you bender
behave magoo you could not catch a ****ing cold at the south pole you bender
In reply to Post #187
hope you catch a few kippers
hope you catch a few kippers
In reply to Post #188
where's my pizza you mug
where's my pizza you mug
In reply to Post #190
hes got a job
hes got a job
In reply to Post #191
just about mate , he nearly failed the intelligence test
just about mate , he nearly failed the intelligence test
In reply to Post #192
your face looks like a ****ing pizza mr inverted
your face looks like a ****ing pizza mr inverted
In reply to Post #189
Thanks Snap
Thanks Snap
In reply to Post #194
smelling like one is as close as your going to get to a kipper
smelling like one is as close as your going to get to a kipper
little bird told me than when frank went for the interview at dominoes the fella said to him " ok mr whellams, could you tell me what is an off white colour is soft to the touch, has cheese and tomato peppers and sometimes salami all over it ? "
after he gave it some thought a confident frank replied " a geordies vest "
after he gave it some thought a confident frank replied " a geordies vest "
In reply to Post #196
Alright grandad your carer just lifted you off the commode
Alright grandad your carer just lifted you off the commode
In reply to Post #197
yes straight into my brand new van for my trip to france
i was going to ask you to come along but ime guessing you have to go to work
yes
straight into my brand new van for my trip to france i was going to ask you to come along but ime guessing you have to go to work
In reply to Post #198
Mate after your last angling antics I wouldn't be seen on the bank with you
Your an angling fraud
Mate after your last angling antics I wouldn't be seen on the bank with you
Your an angling fraud
In reply to Post #199
only because you cant afford to
only because you cant afford to
In reply to Post #200
No I can't I am very poor
No I can't I am very poor
In reply to Post #201
want me to get you a stick of rock ?
want me to get you a stick of rock ?
In reply to Post #202
I want a stick of rock plus kiss me quick hat(i will show dave that ).
Where you going yet again? sounds like Blackpool to me so maybe dreamlake? and theres me thinking your old school?
Whats this new van?not heard of any bragging so is it a ringer?
have a good trip and be lucky son
I want a stick of rock plus kiss me quick hat(i will show dave that
).Where you going yet again? sounds like Blackpool to me so maybe dreamlake?
and theres me thinking your old school?Whats this new van?not heard of any bragging so is it a ringer?
have a good trip and be lucky son
In reply to Post #203
Old school ? He's a ****ing fraud
Old school ? He's a ****ing fraud
In reply to Post #204
only thing old school about magoo the fraud is big box little box ie angling skill little box head in big box and i reckon dig the the floor as he is as old as victor meldrew the mincer
only thing old school about magoo the fraud is big box little box ie angling skill little box head in big box and i reckon dig the the floor as he is as old as victor meldrew the mincer
I have heard he is blanking in France now even though the owner let him fish the stock pond
In reply to Post #206
stock pond,he should ring dave for tips
stock pond,he should ring dave for tips
In reply to Post #206
sorry foz but you still type it like your shocked mate.................only way he will be holding a fish is if the other bloke lets him hold his
sorry foz but you still type it like your shocked mate.................only way he will be holding a fish is if the other bloke lets him hold his
I have just had a text of him saying the owner just caught him ****ing a blind and deaf bloke off
In reply to Post #209
i am not shocked at all tbh as we both know his dream job would be milking the prostate
i am not shocked at all tbh as we both know his dream job would be milking the prostate
You think your clever you muggy pair of ****s don't ya, surprised you got time to write this what with having evening Jobs and that
Not on dream lakes noods, Not far away though
Not on dream lakes noods,
Not far away though
In reply to Post #211
you would not even catch there
you would not even catch there
In reply to Post #212
Turns out he hasn't even taken a landing net
Just as we'll really
Turns out he hasn't even taken a landing net
Just as we'll really
In reply to Post #213
should of left the rods,bait,reels and o sod it he has no place around any lake .
should of left the rods,bait,reels and o sod it he has no place around any lake .
In reply to Post #211
hows it going?
hope your enjoying the good food and wine.Wish i was out there,i just finished work and its raining here(good fishing weather tho)
be lucky son
hows it going?
hope your enjoying the good food and wine.Wish i was out there,i just finished work and its raining here(good fishing weather tho)
be lucky son
In reply to Post #215
Hope your pulling them in
Hope your pulling them in
In reply to Post #216
I told you he got caught pulling him off
I told you he got caught pulling him off
In reply to Post #217
I got blisters on me fingers!
I got blisters on me fingers!
In reply to Post #218
That's through holding a can of Stella all day
That's through holding a can of Stella all day
In reply to Post #219
In reply to Post #220
Bonjour weirdo's just an update I had a mid forty and lost one last night,my pal has had 4x40s, 3x50s and a 63 but he has been out here for a few days more than me.
It's free fishing out here and we're coming back in a few weeks and in November so as long As your name don't begin with an F let me know and I'll see what I can do for ya
PS that includes nicknames
Bonjour weirdo's just an update I had a mid forty and lost one last night,my pal has had 4x40s, 3x50s and a 63 but he has been out here for a few days more than me.
It's free fishing out here and we're coming back in a few weeks and in November so as long As your name don't begin with an F let me know and I'll see what I can do for ya
PS that includes nicknames
In reply to Post #221
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
In reply to Post #222
He's had a couple now Franko , but to be honest I can catch bigger fish half a mile up the road
He's had a couple now Franko , but to be honest I can catch bigger fish half a mile up the road
In reply to Post #223
the ***** can not catch a roach so don`t belive it
the ***** can not catch a roach so don`t belive it
In reply to Post #224
You know the rules Franko no pics no fish
You know the rules Franko no pics no fish
In reply to Post #221
yea yea almost had me there especially on the public lake bit but you blew it on ya m8s catch.
I bet you are on dreamlakes and blanking?
btw did you hear about the scouse drug dealers on there coach trips? 4 rod holdalls packed out with class A`s!
If you are telling the truth well done son but I dont think I will qualify for next trip as I heard david now calls me a f****** c*** ,he is such a tease
Au revoir mon amie et bon chance(got the phrase book out)
yea yea almost had me there especially on the public lake bit but you blew it on ya m8s catch.
I bet you are on dreamlakes and blanking?
btw did you hear about the scouse drug dealers on there coach trips? 4 rod holdalls packed out with class A`s!
If you are telling the truth well done son but I dont think I will qualify for next trip as I heard david now calls me a f****** c*** ,he is such a tease
Au revoir mon amie et bon chance(got the phrase book out)
In reply to Post #226
He's had another 60lbr!!! Auvoir( get the phrase book out suckers )
He's had another 60lbr!!! Auvoir( get the phrase book out suckers )
In reply to Post #227
full of it, the lard bellys are gonna cane you
full of it, the lard bellys are gonna cane you
In reply to Post #227
Well done on the fish
Well done on the fish
In reply to Post #229
Thanks snap ime doing a few trips next year and seeing how you give us that tip on screens park years ago you are more than welcome to come along.
Mind you it's not for the faint hearted mate old school anglers only not all these Hamidi wannabes you get on here.
Thanks snap
ime doing a few trips next year and seeing how you give us that tip on screens park years ago you are more than welcome to come along.Mind you it's not for the faint hearted mate old school anglers only not all these Hamidi wannabes you get on here.
In reply to Post #230
ive seen all alihamidis videos
ive seen all alihamidis videos
In reply to Post #230
Will you have the same guide casting out for you next year Din ?
Will you have the same guide casting out for you next year Din ?
In reply to Post #232
Next year still got 3 more trips to go this year
Next year
still got 3 more trips to go this year
I tell you what it's ****ing hardcore out here, I just had stake and ale pie, new potatoes and peas delivered to me swim and the **** has forgot me bread and butter What the ****s that all about Oh by the way I caught a 57lb 10oz common today
What the ****s that all about Oh by the way I caught a 57lb 10oz common today
In reply to Post #234
how many more times you fraud...............other peoples fish do not count as yours
you would not let us out there because your really are selling blow up dingy`s in southend you plum
how many more times you fraud...............other peoples fish do not count as yours
you would not let us out there because your really are selling blow up dingy`s in southend you plum
In reply to Post #235
You still pole dancing in that gay club in shoreditch
You still pole dancing in that gay club in shoreditch
In reply to Post #236
is that the same one you blow guys for 5 and a half pence?
is that the same one you blow guys for 5 and a half pence?
In reply to Post #237
Guys eh sounds a tad gay to me frank 
Did I tell you about the mid forty common and mirrors that I caught frank
Guys eh
sounds a tad gay to me frank Did I tell you about the mid forty common and mirrors that I caught frank
In reply to Post #237
It's a guided trip frank , the guy baits up casts out for him
Fraud
It's a guided trip frank , the guy baits up casts out for him
Fraud
In reply to Post #239
foz we both know the truth mate he should be on the x files the amount of ******** he comes out with
foz we both know the truth mate
he should be on the x files the amount of ******** he comes out with
In reply to Post #240
More like tales of the unexpected
More like tales of the unexpected
In reply to Post #241
and looks like the hammer house of horrors
and looks like the hammer house of horrors
In reply to Post #240
Tell you what frank get yourself another pale round save up some pennies and I will bring you out here next year how's that Oh **** I just remembered you ain't got no reels, oh well back to the cattle drink, when you get some reels of course
Tell you what frank get yourself another pale round save up some pennies and I will bring you out here next year how's that
Oh **** I just remembered you ain't got no reels, oh well back to the cattle drink, when you get some reels of course
In reply to Post #243
i would still out fish you with no reels you spunkbubble
i would still out fish you with no reels you spunkbubble
In reply to Post #244
Gotta go the deserts just arrived
Gotta go the deserts just arrived
In reply to Post #245
village people again you battyboy wear a rubber
village people again you battyboy
wear a rubber
The saga coach tours bus is picking up the pensioners today
In reply to Post #247
At the train and willing to regale tails of monsters
At the train and willing to regale tails of monsters
In reply to Post #248
What a trip,
What a trip,
In reply to Post #249
Nothing last night snap, but we finished with 5 40s, 3 50s and 2 60s in 5 days and we weren't fishing half the time
Nothing last night snap, but we finished with 5 40s, 3 50s and 2 60s in 5 days and we weren't fishing half the time
In reply to Post #250
No pics = No fish
Angling Fraud
No pics = No fish
Angling Fraud
In reply to Post #251
In reply to Post #252
You got any pics mate ?
You got any pics mate ?
In reply to Post #252
if talking ******** was a sport you would be world champion saaaaaaaaaan
if talking ******** was a sport you would be world champion saaaaaaaaaan
In reply to Post #253
loads
loads
In reply to Post #255
he meant of fish not you chomping on man muscle
he meant of fish not you chomping on man muscle
In reply to Post #256
I think he's embarrassed to show them because he holds his fish like a Mong
I think he's embarrassed to show them because he holds his fish like a Mong
In reply to Post #257
he looks like
he looks like
In reply to Post #258
I think he's had enough Frank
I think he's had enough Frank
In reply to Post #259
never
never
I have been forwarded pictures of dinnys fish from the trip and i sincerly apologise for my outlandish and scandelous liable claiming that he did infact fabricate his catch reports.
Please accept this as a heartfelt and full public apology for my appauling and upsetting behaviour to my good freind dinny
I,am going to go grayling fishing for a fortnight as a penance
Please accept this as a heartfelt and full public apology for my appauling and upsetting behaviour to my good freind dinny
I,am going to go grayling fishing for a fortnight as a penance
In reply to Post #261
dont listen to the reservoir dogs son i caught all there fish 30 years ago, there's still a bit of life in the old man yet dont chicken curry
dont listen to the reservoir dogs son i caught all there fish 30 years ago, there's still a bit of life in the old man yet dont chicken curry
In reply to Post #261
Sorry but u turncoat slut
Sorry but u turncoat slut
In reply to Post #263
Fairs fair Frank , seen the pics and there belters
You wouldn't want to be falsely accused of say
PISSING YOUR BEDCHAIR
Or
****TING ON A PIZZA THEN EATING IT
Would you mate
Fairs fair Frank , seen the pics and there belters
You wouldn't want to be falsely accused of say
PISSING YOUR BEDCHAIR
Or
****TING ON A PIZZA THEN EATING IT
Would you mate
In reply to Post #264
It's called PhotoShop ffs mate .......never had you down as getting fooled that easy tbh.
It's called PhotoShop ffs mate .......never had you down as getting fooled that easy tbh.
In reply to Post #265
You mean he didn't really catch a 60lbs gudgeon ? But he's holding it in the picture
You mean he didn't really catch a 60lbs gudgeon ? But he's holding it in the picture
In reply to Post #266
He would fall in a barrel of boobs and still come out with a bellend in his gob cracking fella but not an angler mate.
He would fall in a barrel of boobs and still come out with a bellend in his gob cracking fella but not an angler mate.
In reply to Post #267
frankeee are you self medicating again come on now you can tell me about it are the nasty boy's at work tormenting you gain mate is it the same one's again ? are they doing the same things again ?
you need to talk to me francis its no good bottling it up its beginning to effect your mental state mate were all worried about you it cant go on, let me help you before you do something bad.
if it help's i will take you out for a days fishing i heard you got some new reels we havnt fished together since you got your new rods remember when you blanked and i caught one, or the time before that when you were field testing the new kevin nash ' dale farm ' model brolly and you woke up and told me you had caught two in the night, ok they were only stockies and nobody else saw them but you did catch them frank i know you did.
sorry i never got back to you last night i was at a local planning meeting, some unscrupulous multi millionaire ******* is trying to knock down the village scout hut and put up a ****ing great windmill in its place for financial gain and he needs all the help he can get
frankeee are you self medicating again
come on now you can tell me about it are the nasty boy's at work tormenting you gain mate is it the same one's again ? are they doing the same things again ?you need to talk to me francis its no good bottling it up its beginning to effect your mental state mate were all worried about you it cant go on, let me help you before you do something bad.
if it help's i will take you out for a days fishing
i heard you got some new reels we havnt fished together since you got your new rods remember when you blanked and i caught one, or the time before that when you were field testing the new kevin nash ' dale farm ' model brolly and you woke up and told me you had caught two in the night, ok they were only stockies and nobody else saw them but you did catch them frank i know you did.sorry i never got back to you last night i was at a local planning meeting, some unscrupulous multi millionaire ******* is trying to knock down the village scout hut and put up a ****ing great windmill in its place for financial gain
and he needs all the help he can get
In reply to Post #268
In reply to Post #268
welcome home son
welcome home son
In reply to Post #270
bonjour noodle's are you in france ?
bonjour noodle's
are you in france ?
In reply to Post #271
pleb
pleb
In reply to Post #271
I f****** wish!
gets better ,i got bumped today
I f****** wish!
gets better ,i got bumped today
In reply to Post #273
what for ?
what for ?
ere frank leave ginger alone, your doing his swede in
he's asked me to send some essex boy's down to serve you up
he's asked me to send some essex boy's down to serve you up
make it stop
Anyway I am fishing you pair of ****ing Toby's , and proper English ones at that none of them mutants you catch in France
If you jog on and do the dishes her indoors might let you watch Matt Hayes later tonight
If you jog on and do the dishes her indoors might let you watch Matt Hayes later tonight
In reply to Post #277
better hope he does not catch one magoo or your life will be hell
better hope he does not catch one magoo or your life will be hell
In reply to Post #278
righto
righto
In reply to Post #279
he has only bagged one and a 20 at that
he has only bagged one and a 20 at that
In reply to Post #280
That would be two Franko had one at 01.00am
Caught anything din or were you locked in a toilet cubicle again all Friday night
That would be two Franko had one at 01.00am
Caught anything din or were you locked in a toilet cubicle again all Friday night
In reply to Post #281
no havnt caught much recently, thats if you dont count a couple of mid forties and a near sixty pound common last week, nah nothing much really
no havnt caught much recently, thats if you dont count a couple of mid forties and a near sixty pound common last week, nah nothing much really
In reply to Post #282
French fish don't count
French fish don't count
In reply to Post #283
like shooting fish in a barrel you saying there foz?
like shooting fish in a barrel you saying there foz?
In reply to Post #284
Especially if your being guided by the lake owner
It's like taking your dog for a walk
Especially if your being guided by the lake owner
It's like taking your dog for a walk
In reply to Post #285
what you two doing on here i thought you was at bingo on a sunday night
what you two doing on here i thought you was at bingo on a sunday night
In reply to Post #286
Relaxing after catching a brace of ENGLISH commons in torrential ENGLISH autumn weather
You were locked indoors with the fear so I heard
Relaxing after catching a brace of ENGLISH commons in torrential ENGLISH autumn weather
You were locked indoors with the fear so I heard
In reply to Post #286
where you been ? jumping away from your shadow .
where you been ? jumping away from your shadow .
In reply to Post #288
Heard he hid behind the sofa when the pizza delivery boy rang the door bell
Heard he hid behind the sofa when the pizza delivery boy rang the door bell
In reply to Post #289
hope the cat gets it`s own back tbh pudddddddddemuppppppppppp
hope the cat gets it`s own back tbh
pudddddddddemuppppppppppp
he must of got up for a piss or the car alarm scared him awake
In reply to Post #291
No he text me , he thought someone was watching him through his laptop screen so he switched it off
No he text me , he thought someone was watching him through his laptop screen so he switched it off
In reply to Post #292
In reply to Post #293
nice of you to offer your pearls of wisdom on the info thread frank, but wouldnt you think that the fella needs to be talking to someone who knows what there talking about not a ****ing halfwit like you
nice of you to offer your pearls of wisdom on the info thread frank, but wouldnt you think that the fella needs to be talking to someone who knows what there talking about not a ****ing halfwit like you
In reply to Post #294
happy days
happy days
In reply to Post #295
Is it a 24hr this weekend
Is it a 24hr this weekend
In reply to Post #296
only if your a balliff
only if your a balliff
In reply to Post #294
**** me if i am a half wit you are a pure spastic
**** me if i am a half wit you are a pure spastic
In reply to Post #298
I thought you would be down the stow offering coaching on boat work
I thought you would be down the stow offering coaching on boat work
In reply to Post #299
crack on you pair of mincers
crack on you pair of mincers
In reply to Post #300
The only mince I know is that thick ****ing stuff between your lugs boat boy
****ing boat work give me strength
The only mince I know is that thick ****ing stuff between your lugs boat boy
****ing boat work
give me strength
In reply to Post #301
shhhhhhh chaza is on here .........................and **** off you ginger dingle mug
shhhhhhh chaza is on here .........................and **** off you ginger dingle mug
In reply to Post #302
Isn't that you young fella you ............... And he never came back
Isn't that you young fella you ............... And he never came back
In reply to Post #303
The only boat he's ever come on is his sisters
The only boat he's ever come on is his sisters
In reply to Post #304
He told me it was your sisters
He told me it was your sisters
In reply to Post #305
leave off she looks like him with a wedge
leave off she looks like him with a wedge
dont think frank will be talking to us soon ( thank **** ) word round the campfire is he as we speak meeting his client and they are hosting a conference call with the chairman of B+Q and are proposing to buy enough paint to decorate a whole kitchen
the stock exchange are on standby for an announcement from frank who is expected to smash through the £ 75 barrier which is double the anticipated turnover budgeted for the year.
the stock exchange are on standby for an announcement from frank who is expected to smash through the £ 75 barrier which is double the anticipated turnover budgeted for the year.
In reply to Post #307
Turning over more than you then
Turning over more than you then
In reply to Post #307
bit more then that .......you talk like your mr murphy or fizpatrick but we all know your a dale farm wannabe
bit more then that .......you talk like your mr murphy or fizpatrick but we all know your a dale farm wannabe
**** me it's the pot noodle twins
In reply to Post #310
when i am in the B&Q magoo do you need any gloves for the sharp stuff you pull out the skips? my treat to you
when i am in the B&Q magoo do you need any gloves for the sharp stuff you pull out the skips? my treat to you
In reply to Post #311
yes please can you pick me up 500 pairs thats what we usualy order
yes please
can you pick me up 500 pairs thats what we usualy order
In reply to Post #312
don`t want your dale farm mob hurting themselves .......do you all chip in or race transits for it? or i bet you play that grabbing game for it
where`s ray crabs today?
don`t want your dale farm mob hurting themselves .......do you all chip in or race transits for it? or i bet you play that grabbing game for it
where`s ray crabs today?
In reply to Post #313
out milking bull's again !!!
out milking bull's again !!!
In reply to Post #314
you are sick bender you are
you are
sick bender you are
In reply to Post #314
He used to milk shakey for used tea bags
He used to milk shakey for used tea bags
In reply to Post #316
you said to me the other day you was doing a deal to make you look like cliff barnes but i think we all know your only a bobby barnes to us
you said to me the other day you was doing a deal to make you look like cliff barnes but i think we all know your only a bobby barnes to us
In reply to Post #317
he's making it up frank, he read larry hagman's autobiography and is living in a fantasy world
about the closest he will get to JR Ewing is his missus's drinking habit's
he's making it up frank, he read larry hagman's autobiography and is living in a fantasy world
about the closest he will get to JR Ewing is his missus's drinking habit's
where's noodle's
In reply to Post #319
Where's Frank ?
Where's Frank ?
In reply to Post #320
with shakey
with shakey
In reply to Post #321
pervs
pervs
i am here magoo plus a tip= a ****ing wrongun
magoo plus a tip= a ****ing wrongun
today I saved Frank from being sent to the angling wilderness an angling laughing stock (just like dinny) and being publically humiliated every time he went fishing
In reply to Post #324
What you done?
What you done?
In reply to Post #325
Oh no no no Richy I wouldn't give details of my charity work on here I am way to modest for that mate
Oh no no no Richy I wouldn't give details of my charity work on here I am way to modest for that mate
In reply to Post #326
dinny might call you a ginger mug foz but just remember your my ginger mug
dinny might call you a ginger mug foz but just remember your my ginger mug
In reply to Post #327
Good work today saaaan
Good work today saaaan
In reply to Post #328
where is magoo? hidding because of the **** tip or because he did not turn up at my gaff with the brolly again
where is magoo? hidding because of the **** tip or because he did not turn up at my gaff with the brolly again
In reply to Post #329
I spoke to him on Saturday he said your a ****ing Toby and your not getting the brolly because you will never actually go fishing and sold it to me
Forgot to mention it earlier mate
I spoke to him on Saturday he said your a ****ing Toby and your not getting the brolly because you will never actually go fishing and sold it to me
Forgot to mention it earlier mate
In reply to Post #330
In reply to Post #331
Seriously mate he has the fear again
Called him at home His missus answered the phone and said he was hiding under the bed again
Seriously mate he has the fear again
Called him at home His missus answered the phone and said he was hiding under the bed again
In reply to Post #332
it is getting to that time of year again when the pussy`s hide from the loud bangs outside
it is getting to that time of year again when the pussy`s hide from the loud bangs outside
In reply to Post #333
It's not the loud bangs that's scaring him mate
It's not the loud bangs that's scaring him mate
In reply to Post #334
joe had enough of his bs and now slapping the old man down?
joe had enough of his bs and now slapping the old man down?
In reply to Post #335
Every day
Every day
In reply to Post #336
good to hear foz that boy is a credit to his mum
good to hear foz that boy is a credit to his mum
In reply to Post #337
I just feel for him going on the annual holiday with the old man
I just feel for him going on the annual holiday with the old man
In reply to Post #338
i understand where your coming from foz he would be better off with frizel as his old man.
i understand where your coming from foz
he would be better off with frizel as his old man.
aint got time for idle chit chat, been playing monoply with my mates, with real money
as for the brolly frank your missus hasnt confirmed you can have it, sorry
as for the brolly frank your missus hasnt confirmed you can have it, sorry
In reply to Post #340
tell your missus to stop feeding fozzy cakes
tell your missus to stop feeding fozzy cakes
In reply to Post #341
Watch it Zammo I will ****ing end you
Watch it Zammo I will ****ing end you
In reply to Post #342
dream on Douglas "Pogo" Patterson
dream on Douglas "Pogo" Patterson
In reply to Post #340
Go to jail,do not pass go and rob £200,loved that game in my youth but playing for real money sounds better than poker! tho with the arguments the room could get filled with blood and smoke
Still waiting for those french piccys?
Social sounds good as long as you buy me a drink in the ferry. dam! I think i just scared our dave again!
Go to jail,do not pass go and rob £200,loved that game in my youth but playing for real money sounds better than poker! tho with the arguments the room could get filled with blood and smoke
Still waiting for those french piccys?
Social sounds good as long as you buy me a drink in the ferry. dam! I think i just scared our dave again!
In reply to Post #344
Social sounds good if someone will organise it .need to get me rods back out of retirement and show nick im not scared
Social sounds good if someone will organise it .need to get me rods back out of retirement and show nick im not scared
i hear frank the blank is buying a new sleeping bag, anybody know what the ****ing hell for !!!!!
In reply to Post #346
magoo you don`t half type some crap magoo is sorting his shed out today so loads of un used fishing gear up on the forum no doubt ......well done fraud
magoo you don`t half type some crap
magoo is sorting his shed out today so loads of un used fishing gear up on the forum no doubt ......well done fraud
In reply to Post #346
I heard he was buying separate bank sticks so it would be harder for someone to swap is spools over
I heard he was buying separate bank sticks so it would be harder for someone to swap is spools over
In reply to Post #348
I heard he was buying separate bank sticks so it would be harder for someone to swap is spools over
And it's alright Frank, I'll bring a roll of bin bags so you can line your sleeping bag. No need for a new one
I heard he was buying separate bank sticks so it would be harder for someone to swap is spools over
And it's alright Frank, I'll bring a roll of bin bags so you can line your sleeping bag. No need for a new one
In reply to Post #349
makes you laugh, buying all this gear for a big assault on the stow next year, wait till his missus finds out
makes you laugh, buying all this gear for a big assault on the stow next year, wait till his missus finds out
In reply to Post #349
Still caught richturd......how you doing out in your new surroundings I bet the locals don't know what to make of you like the rest of us
Still caught richturd......how you doing out in your new surroundings I bet the locals don't know what to make of you like the rest of us
In reply to Post #351
He is fine mate as I am the undisputed don of that area and I put a word in for him
He is fine mate as I am the undisputed don of that area and I put a word in for him
In reply to Post #352
Yes but have they worked out what he is yet?
Yes but have they worked out what he is yet?
In reply to Post #352
Cheers mate
Cheers mate
bet there was a lot of trumping going on in cambridge last night
In reply to Post #355
Whats frank doing up this early thought he'd sorted that wet bed problem out
Whats frank doing up this early thought he'd sorted that wet bed problem out
In reply to Post #356
thats sorted dave thank god he now has to see a consultant concerning his lack of intelligence but it aint working, i told em it wouldnt.
ime afraid frank is destined to live with a cloud of stupidity hovering over him for ever !
thats sorted dave thank god
he now has to see a consultant concerning his lack of intelligence but it aint working, i told em it wouldnt.ime afraid frank is destined to live with a cloud of stupidity hovering over him for ever !
In reply to Post #357
Frank wouldn't be frank without that cloud
Frank wouldn't be frank without that cloud
In reply to Post #358
Please when I drop down to your two muggy levels then I shall think of ending it all like tbh you both should!
Please when I drop down to your two muggy levels then I shall think of ending it all like tbh you both should!
In reply to Post #359
Let me know when you're feeling that way and I'll try and get hold of my old yellow bus and take you out for the day
Let me know when you're feeling that way and I'll try and get hold of my old yellow bus and take you out for the day
Hello dave
Are you coming to this social?
I only put me name down cos i thougut you would be there.
Hearing hearn may be there im having second thoughts?
Are you coming to this social?
I only put me name down cos i thougut you would be there.
Hearing hearn may be there im having second thoughts?
In reply to Post #361
Alright nick and yes ill be there especially as dinny is laying on a steak bbq
Alright nick
and yes ill be there especially as dinny is laying on a steak bbq
In reply to Post #360
Never get ago in that tbh magoo has it booked up till the day he pegs it.
Never get ago in that tbh magoo has it booked up till the day he pegs it.
In reply to Post #362
Can he cook?
the ferry will do me
Can he cook?
the ferry will do me
Any dates yet din?
seems a good response
seems a good response
In reply to Post #364
The ferry boat would be the safer option
The ferry boat would be the safer option
In reply to Post #366
I could book a table,nice candle lit supper followed by a sesh on the mans lake,doubled up with no 1 to bother us,we could have a scream
I could book a table,nice candle lit supper followed by a sesh on the mans lake,doubled up with no 1 to bother us,we could have a scream
In reply to Post #367
dont scare him nood's you know what he's like
dont scare him nood's you know what he's like
In reply to Post #367
Sounds good to me nick
Sounds good to me nick
In reply to Post #368
that was my tease?
I bet his silent coz his changing his wet knickers
that was my tease?
I bet his silent coz his changing his wet knickers
In reply to Post #369
its a date dave
its a date dave
In reply to Post #371
Errrrrrrr banter thread not a hold hands under the blanket thread to magoos disappoint.
Errrrrrrr banter thread not a hold hands under the blanket thread to magoos disappoint.
In reply to Post #372
Your just sounding jealous there frank?
maybe we could be friends?
Your just sounding jealous there frank?
maybe we could be friends?
In reply to Post #373
In a non sexual way no problem if it is bum fun magoo or richturd are the he/she u want
In a non sexual way no problem if it is bum fun magoo or richturd are the he/she u want
In reply to Post #374
Have you started batting for the right side now frank
Have you started batting for the right side now frank
In reply to Post #375
leave off dave, when you spent as much time in a childrens home as frank its all he knows
leave off dave, when you spent as much time in a childrens home as frank its all he knows
In reply to Post #376
i was in them for being a tearaway you was in them for other reasons alongside the leader
i was in them for being a tearaway you was in them for other reasons alongside the leader
In reply to Post #376
Din was it the childrens home run by jimmy savile
Din was it the childrens home run by jimmy savile
In reply to Post #378
thats the one " hows about that then frank "
thats the one " hows about that then frank "
frank is a noddy
In reply to Post #380
just reading the other thread about hammering bivvy pegs , just wondered do you still headbutt yours in !!!!!!
just reading the other thread about hammering bivvy pegs , just wondered do you still headbutt yours in !!!!!!
In reply to Post #381
Quality, hi biv
Quality, hi biv
In reply to Post #382
Hi Snap
Hi Snap
In reply to Post #383
i hear your dealing in goats now there's a pikey round our way is looking to swap a generator for one if it's any good to ya
i hear your dealing in goats now
there's a pikey round our way is looking to swap a generator for one if it's any good to ya
In reply to Post #384
These arent any normal goats these are west african goats
These arent any normal goats these are west african goats
In reply to Post #385
are they billy's ? there is a massive difference !
are they billy's ? there is a massive difference !
In reply to Post #386
Pygmies mate , you don't pay tax to the area boys on pygmies
Pygmies mate , you don't pay tax to the area boys on pygmies
In reply to Post #387
Lets get it right here,,,,lets talk bushmeat,,,,
Lets get it right here,,,,lets talk bushmeat,,,,
In reply to Post #388
It's Lagos mate don't venture into the swamps
It's Lagos mate don't venture into the swamps
and there was me thinking a goat's a goat ****ing amazing
****ing amazing
anybody seen snapper or wonderwall ? or are they both fishing the same water
did i tell you i was going to rainbow with my pal
In reply to Post #392
Who's yer pal......jeffrey
Who's yer pal......jeffrey
In reply to Post #392
Yeah making the tea and cleaning the pans
Yeah making the tea and cleaning the pans
In reply to Post #393
no wonder your old women fill's you in
no wonder your old women fill's you in
In reply to Post #394
had one funny day today foz dopey magoo only phoned me on his mobile when he was already on his landline talking to his doc about trying to get his pee pee bigger i was crying listening to him go on about not getting a boner for a year
and magoo the only ****ing rainbow you will see has bungle in it you muppet
had one funny day today foz dopey magoo only phoned me on his mobile when he was already on his landline talking to his doc about trying to get his pee pee bigger
i was crying listening to him go on about not getting a boner for a year and magoo the only ****ing rainbow you will see has bungle in it you muppet
In reply to Post #396
I had 12 missed calls from him
I think Kev Ellis replied to one of his PMs or something
I had 12 missed calls from him
I think Kev Ellis replied to one of his PMs or something
In reply to Post #395
did i tell you i am going to rainbow with my pal
In reply to Post #400
as i said only if your pal is bungle you mug
as i said only if your pal is bungle you mug
oh and by the way frank me old china kev needed a new umbrella so your cattled son
In reply to Post #403
was that a video on painting rich people's houses
you could have done that round mine
was that a video on painting rich people's houses
you could have done that round mine
In reply to Post #404
told you magoo you can have all the money in the world but if you have a small cock and can not get a boner you are not a man.............might aswell call you denise slurp slurp
told you magoo you can have all the money in the world but if you have a small cock and can not get a boner you are not a man.............might aswell call you denise slurp slurp
In reply to Post #405
it might be small but it aint as small as your sisters
it might be small but it aint as small as your sisters
In reply to Post #406
your sister was the only one with the time and nerve to touch you and when fozzy was hanging out the back of her she said she might aswell be fingering you
your sister was the only one with the time and nerve to touch you and when fozzy was hanging out the back of her she said she might aswell be fingering you
In reply to Post #407
ask your sister if she wants to come to rainbow with me
ask your sister if she wants to come to rainbow with me
In reply to Post #408
is that the rainbow in brighton denise
is that the rainbow in brighton denise
In reply to Post #409
no stupid france. want me to get you some autographs off the boy's frank ?
no stupid france. want me to get you some autographs off the boy's frank ?
In reply to Post #410
no thanks messer
no thanks messer
In reply to Post #411
Has he messed you round Frank ....
Has he messed you round Frank ....
In reply to Post #412
tbh foz i dont want to say much but about as much use as a wet fart in a space suit .
tbh foz i dont want to say much but about as much use as a wet fart in a space suit .
In reply to Post #413
****ing plum, since when did i become your joey
****ing plum, since when did i become your joey
In reply to Post #414
the day you met me you mug now jog on
the day you met me you mug now jog on
In reply to Post #414
you should invite your mate to the social, that may happen sooner,
you should invite your mate to the social, that may happen sooner,
In reply to Post #416
He doesn't have any
He doesn't have any
In reply to Post #417
i bet he got a full pack of mates in his little pocket.. maybe out of date as wrotten by now though ..
i bet he got a full pack of mates in his little pocket.. maybe out of date as wrotten by now though ..
In reply to Post #418
Nah mate he uses lypsyl, keeps the chaps off
Nah mate he uses lypsyl, keeps the chaps off
In reply to Post #419
you couldnt make it up franks in the classified's looking at a sleeping bag carryall his old woman wont let him have a sleeping bag the dopey ****
you couldnt make it up
franks in the classified's looking at a sleeping bag carryall his old woman wont let him have a sleeping bag the dopey ****
In reply to Post #420
strange i bought one friday you soppy baldheaded messer
strange i bought one friday you soppy baldheaded messer
In reply to Post #421
who off jimmy saville's mate ?
who off jimmy saville's mate ?
In reply to Post #422
why would i buy anything off you messer
why would i buy anything off you messer
In reply to Post #423
go to a tackle shop and buy your gear like the rest of us you tight ****
go to a tackle shop and buy your gear like the rest of us you tight ****
In reply to Post #424
where i bought my sleeping bag you dopey ***** and my new fox brolly system
where i bought my sleeping bag you dopey ***** and my new fox brolly system
In reply to Post #425
where was that ? ime gonna but two
where was that ? ime gonna but two
In reply to Post #426
keswells you messer
keswells you messer
In reply to Post #427
i know it dont they also sell ironing boards and roller skates ?
i know it
dont they also sell ironing boards and roller skates ?
In reply to Post #428
and dick enlargers i put you down for a job lot boxset think they have wigs out the back so 2 birds one stone mong
and dick enlargers i put you down for a job lot boxset think they have wigs out the back so 2 birds one stone mong
In reply to Post #429
**** me frank that's a bit strong
**** me frank that's a bit strong
In reply to Post #430
and?
and?
In reply to Post #431
ring me
ring me
In reply to Post #432
no
no
Do I sense some tension between you pair ?
In reply to Post #434
no
no
In reply to Post #435
There is
There is
In reply to Post #436
and
and
In reply to Post #437
your twisting my mellow man
your twisting my mellow man
In reply to Post #438
melon
melon
In reply to Post #439
your a ****ing melon MUGoo
your a ****ing melon MUGoo
In reply to Post #440
you been drinking again ginger ? getting a bit lippy like your mate
you been drinking again ginger ? getting a bit lippy like your mate
In reply to Post #441
you upsetting foz again
you upsetting foz again
In reply to Post #441
Which mate ?
Which mate ?
In reply to Post #443
you've only got one
you've only got one
In reply to Post #444
Sounds like that is one more then you coco
Sounds like that is one more then you coco
In reply to Post #445
Hes mates with Kevin Ellis Frank dont forget
Hes mates with Kevin Ellis Frank dont forget
In reply to Post #446
My bad Foz but being a yes man can I carry you gear please and love you long time does not=a friend in my book mate!
My bad Foz but being a yes man can I carry you gear please and love you long time does not=a friend in my book mate!
In reply to Post #447
He used to carry my gear , infact he once carried a pizza box to the skip for me
He used to carry my gear , infact he once carried a pizza
box to the skip for me
In reply to Post #448
Probably took a pic and beats off to it now
Probably took a pic and beats off to it now
In reply to Post #449
soppy pair of ****s
soppy pair of ****s
the blank rang me and said " i was just thinking about you " he sounded a bit echoey so i said " are you in the bath frank ? " " yes " he replied
In reply to Post #451
are you married to pam airs magoo? i am being nice because we all know if you married anyone off jackanory it would of been Kenneth Williams
are you married to pam airs magoo? i am being nice because we all know if you married anyone off jackanory it would of been Kenneth Williams
In reply to Post #452
frank...... are you using again son ??
frank...... are you using again son ??
In reply to Post #453
no and life is as dull as your repartee magoo
no
and life is as dull as your repartee magoo
In reply to Post #454
stop getting the kids to type things in frank and pretend its you, because when i start they might get upset
stop getting the kids to type things in frank and pretend its you, because when i start they might get upset
In reply to Post #455
tbh din i think my harry is going to up you when he sees you again he said joe can not have all the fun
tbh din i think my harry is going to up you when he sees you again
he said joe can not have all the fun
In reply to Post #456
ill'e give him so many left's he'll be begging for a right
ill'e give him so many left's he'll be begging for a right
In reply to Post #457
you wanna bash up a 12yr old still better then trying to kiss one for a change mate
you wanna bash up a 12yr old
still better then trying to kiss one for a change mate
In reply to Post #458
In reply to Post #459
what you laughing at flat nose ?
what you laughing at flat nose ?
In reply to Post #460
Had a couple of wine gums have we soft lad ?
Had a couple of wine gums have we soft lad ?
In reply to Post #461
youd have to sell your house to drink what i have
youd have to sell your house to drink what i have
In reply to Post #462
Jog on Garnett I have seen more beer spilled down a barmaids blouse
Jog on Garnett I have seen more beer spilled down a barmaids blouse
In reply to Post #462
****ing hell magoo your up late again,you must have sucked most of england off if they are still counting them half peas
****ing hell magoo your up late again,you must have sucked most of england off if they are still counting them half peas
In reply to Post #464
Been down the working men's club ain't he , had a light and bitter phoned me up started getting all lemon
Been down the working men's club ain't he , had a light and bitter phoned me up started getting all lemon
In reply to Post #465
Was it sherbert or bon bons.
Was it sherbert or bon bons.
In reply to Post #466
Watered down wine gums lee
Watered down wine gums lee
In reply to Post #467
In reply to Post #468
haha there should be a stage show, most wouldnt get it but would be funny as.....
haha there should be a stage show, most wouldnt get it but would be funny as.....
magoo is a shirt lifter have a nice day
have a nice day
In reply to Post #469
I was talking to your mate and he reckon's you aint got all the cup's in the cupboard
I was talking to your mate and he reckon's you aint got all the cup's in the cupboard
In reply to Post #471
Certainly arent any "mugs" in there When you going to france with Kevin,? should be a great video to watch
Certainly arent any "mugs" in there
When you going to france with Kevin,? should be a great video to watch
In reply to Post #472
soon mate, i just got to get me moves down and were off
soon mate, i just got to get me moves down and were off
keep your flys done up
In reply to Post #474
just heard from kev he's got a couple of trips sorted for this year and i am on both of them if you want i could put some of your names forward in case any body drops out
just heard from kev
he's got a couple of trips sorted for this year and i am on both of them if you want i could put some of your names forward in case any body drops out
In reply to Post #475
Thanks for the warning.
Thanks for the warning.
merry christmas boys hope you have a good un
just had a PM from the blank, santa got him the bike he asked for and has promised to come back next year and take the stabilizers off for him
just had a PM from the blank, santa got him the bike he asked for and has promised to come back next year and take the stabilizers off for him
In reply to Post #477
merry crimbo guys
the pm i got off magoo was about hair grow, girdle and his most prized present was a signed card off kevin ellis which he is sniffing the envelope i bet
merry crimbo guys the pm i got off magoo was about hair grow, girdle and his most prized present was a signed card off kevin ellis which he is sniffing the envelope i bet
A word of warning fella's to any of you who have bought your children i pads, playstations, x boxes that type of thing.
Prolonged use of said items will definetly have an effect on your childs well being.
Your child's mental and physical health will suffer as he/she becomes so engrossed with their present that the ability to think for themselves, simple mathematical equations will become almost an impossibility and their speech will be impaired.
frank the blank is a classic example and he only got a piece of coal
Prolonged use of said items will definetly have an effect on your childs well being.
Your child's mental and physical health will suffer as he/she becomes so engrossed with their present that the ability to think for themselves, simple mathematical equations will become almost an impossibility and their speech will be impaired.
frank the blank is a classic example and he only got a piece of coal
In reply to Post #479
what did the misses buy you din two lolly sticks and a rubber band
what did the misses buy you din two lolly sticks and a rubber band
In reply to Post #480
what did the misses buy you din two lolly sticks and a rubber band
Jokes on the inside
Hope you all had a nice day.
what did the misses buy you din two lolly sticks and a rubber band
Jokes on the inside
Hope you all had a nice day.
In reply to Post #481
Yes thanks bag of frogs Did you set fire to anyone today peter
Yes thanks bag of frogs
Did you set fire to anyone today peter
In reply to Post #482
Or anything ?
Or anything ?
In reply to Post #483
Pyromaniac
Pyromaniac
In reply to Post #484
No he just like burning things
No he just like burning things
In reply to Post #485
burnt a boiled egg last week.
burnt a boiled egg last week.
In reply to Post #486
Did he deserve it peter.
Did he deserve it peter.
In reply to Post #487
Yes but peter said sorry afterwards
Yes but peter said sorry afterwards
In reply to Post #488
Remorse from the box of frogs I think not a jot deano
Remorse from the box of frogs I think not a jot deano
In reply to Post #489
Jot? you gone from urban to the suburbs
Jot? you gone from urban to the suburbs
In reply to Post #490
i have always been posh peter .......the barrow boy get up is just an act to fit in with riff raff like magoo
i have always been posh peter .......the barrow boy get up is just an act to fit in with riff raff like magoo
In reply to Post #490
toodle pip
toodle pip
In reply to Post #492
Your about as posh as Pete is sane
Your about as posh as Pete is sane
In reply to Post #493
all out now init, Frank a Mockney. get right on me earthas
all out now init, Frank a Mockney.
get right on me earthas
In reply to Post #494
Mate , he's a cockney as sure as you paid me £20 to get your picture taken with that fish in your profile pic when I caught it
Mate , he's a cockney as sure as you paid me £20 to get your picture taken with that fish in your profile pic when I caught it
In reply to Post #495
i can belive that foz if you would of said magoo on the other hand
i can belive that foz
if you would of said magoo on the other hand
In reply to Post #496
aaah **** me now the truths out,thats my nosh sponsorship application ****ed, thanks a bunch.
merry xmas you git,
aaah **** me now the truths out,thats my nosh sponsorship application ****ed, thanks a bunch.
merry xmas you git,
In reply to Post #497
Frank will sponsor you for a nosh Pete , he has sponsored loads of noshes of blokes
Frank will sponsor you for a nosh Pete , he has sponsored loads of noshes of blokes
In reply to Post #498
tell you what i know just how michael schumaker feel's that is the last time ever that i go in a pub for a quick one at 12 oclock on new years eve
in fact its the last time ever that i will ever go in a pub ever again, unless its for charity
so whats occurring this year boy's any of you mug's actually going fishing ? after all this is a fishing based forum !
tell you what i know just how michael schumaker feel's
that is the last time ever that i go in a pub for a quick one at 12 oclock on new years eve in fact its the last time ever that i will ever go in a pub ever again, unless its for charity
so whats occurring this year boy's any of you mug's actually going fishing ? after all this is a fishing based forum !
In reply to Post #499
Made you get your wallet out did they...
And I'll go fishing as soon as you sort out the social...
Made you get your wallet out did they...
And I'll go fishing as soon as you sort out the social...
In reply to Post #500
your not invited, your too old
your not invited, your too old
yes plenty of fishing coming up soon for me i will be popping over sat if everything goes to plan to see you guys. happy new year to you all
i will be popping over sat if everything goes to plan to see you guys. happy new year to you all
In reply to Post #502
what saturday frank ?
what saturday frank ?
In reply to Post #501
I would be worried...if I ever thought you would get around to organising it!! And I'm not even in the forties club yet...must be at least half your age
So did you escape the pub without paying for a beer or is that a stupid question....
I would be worried...if I ever thought you would get around to organising it!!
And I'm not even in the forties club yet...must be at least half your age So did you escape the pub without paying for a beer or is that a stupid question....
In reply to Post #503
this one
this one
In reply to Post #504
no i bought the pub
no i bought the pub
In reply to Post #505
what for ?
what for ?
You pair of Mobys , you will still be talking about going in 2015 Frank , realise your a nod again disappear of the radar and sell your gear,
I will still be catching em
I will still be catching em
In reply to Post #508
you still a little drunk foz
you still a little drunk foz
In reply to Post #509
A lot
A lot
In reply to Post #510
nice roast will sort that out.
nice roast will sort that out.
In reply to Post #510
to many sherry's again ginge when will you learn
got a couple of dates booked for you know where this year
to many sherry's again ginge
when will you learn got a couple of dates booked for you know where this year
In reply to Post #512
got a couple of dates booked for you know where this year
Yes the betty ford centre and broadmoor (prone the exaggeration wing)
got a couple of dates booked for you know where this year
Yes the betty ford centre and broadmoor (prone the exaggeration wing)
In reply to Post #513
In reply to Post #514
found a new mate have we frank i think you will definetly get on as you both seem to be as stupid as each other
found a new mate have we frank
i think you will definetly get on as you both seem to be as stupid as each other
In reply to Post #515
well he has your number like i do billy
well he has your number like i do billy
In reply to Post #516
i would be surprised if you know your own house number you thick ****
i would be surprised if you know your own house number you thick ****
In reply to Post #517
i shall refrain from mugging you off today dinny as it is not nice at the 1st day of the year
i shall refrain from mugging you off today dinny as it is not nice at the 1st day of the year
In reply to Post #518
whatever any new years resolutions frank, apart from the same old " ime definetly going to do more fishing this year "
whatever
any new years resolutions frank, apart from the same old " ime definetly going to do more fishing this year "
In reply to Post #519
yes din i will try to be the better person and not abuse you to much i will fish as much as i can this year is another AND you to catch your dream fish in england have a few sessions with the man called ginger mug fozzy
yes din i will try to be the better person and not abuse you to much
i will fish as much as i can this year is another AND you to catch your dream fish in england have a few sessions with the man called ginger mug fozzy
In reply to Post #520
just as i thought, same old **** then
just as i thought, same old **** then
In reply to Post #516
He really is an easy read...
Swearing = In his mind every swear word really has **** in it.
I am a carp god = I have studied my goldfish.
French excursions = Reads holiday brochures.
Alludes to large/numerous catches = Often mixes up years and combines them for better effect.
Alter ego = a stubborn, short, near sighed old fool (errrrrm)
I could go on about his delusions of grandeur but...I have to leave him something
He really is an easy read...
Swearing = In his mind every swear word really has **** in it.
I am a carp god = I have studied my goldfish.
French excursions = Reads holiday brochures.
Alludes to large/numerous catches = Often mixes up years and combines them for better effect.
Alter ego = a stubborn, short, near sighed old fool (errrrrm)
I could go on about his delusions of grandeur but...I have to leave him something
In reply to Post #522
are you his wife,only friend or son or brother
are you his wife,only friend or son or brother
In reply to Post #523
No lucky for me none of those....although you gotta feel for them
No lucky for me none of those....although you gotta feel for them
In reply to Post #524
bloody hell i take it all back your not a stupid **** your a clever ****
bloody hell i take it all back your not a stupid **** your a clever ****
In reply to Post #525
why do yo swear so much?
why do yo swear so much?
In reply to Post #526
frank he,ll never take you to france if you keep winding him up
frank he,ll never take you to france if you keep winding him up
In reply to Post #527
bit harsh there shaky nothing but love for the magoo
bit harsh there shaky
nothing but love for the magoo
In reply to Post #528
im only saying frank as i heard he book another trip and he was taking you as a christmas present
im only saying frank as i heard he book another trip and he was taking you as a christmas present
In reply to Post #529
really santa got my letter
really
santa got my letter
In reply to Post #529
your having a bubble the ****ing washing up would be four foot high by the time he got home
your having a bubble
the ****ing washing up would be four foot high by the time he got home
In reply to Post #530
I would exactly call him Santa ....more like the grinch with issues.
Let's face it could you really spend hours in the car with him, do his cooking and washing up only for him to put you on the crap side of the swim..!!
I would exactly call him Santa
....more like the grinch with issues.Let's face it could you really spend hours in the car with him, do his cooking and washing up only for him to put you on the crap side of the swim..!!
In reply to Post #532
i wouldnt take that halfwit to france he has just about grasped the queen's english so to take him to another country would be too much for his underdeveloped mind,,,, much the same as you i would imagine
i wouldnt take that halfwit to france he has just about grasped the queen's english so to take him to another country would be too much for his underdeveloped mind,,,, much the same as you i would imagine
In reply to Post #533
joe pissed in your cornflakes again
joe pissed in your cornflakes again
In reply to Post #534
Are you shagging him Frank .you seem awful close
Are you shagging him Frank .you seem awful close
In reply to Post #535
to whom like foz?
to whom like foz?
In reply to Post #536
Your new Internet mate
Your new Internet mate
In reply to Post #537
no idea who anyone is like foz.
no idea who anyone is like foz.
In reply to Post #537
Aaaah Biv I cannot speak for frank but I'm not they way inclined....however if the thought of the scenario gets your motor going then who am I to spoil your fantasies?
Aaaah Biv I cannot speak for frank but I'm not they way inclined....however if the thought of the scenario gets your motor going then who am I to spoil your fantasies?
In reply to Post #539
You get a dictionary for Christmas Gaylord ? Don't use any big words like that in your love notes to Frank he will need a lie down
You get a dictionary for Christmas Gaylord ? Don't use any big words like that in your love notes to Frank he will need a lie down
In reply to Post #540
not nice like foz
not nice like foz
In reply to Post #541
Just come out mate , we all know you pair are at it
Just come out mate , we all know you pair are at it
In reply to Post #540
Dictionary..? No I was told I was on the naughty list...but I cannot elaborate
Keep wacking away in that bivvy
Dictionary..? No I was told I was on the naughty list...but I cannot elaborate
Keep wacking away in that bivvy
In reply to Post #542
come out like
come out like
In reply to Post #543
No bother
Got any more pictures of your mum ?
No bother
Got any more pictures of your mum ?
In reply to Post #545
Biv Biv Biv...do I sense some pent up frustration?
I suggest you go grab some lube and the nearest male to go and unwind. We don't want you frustrated so early on the new year
Biv Biv Biv...do I sense some pent up frustration?
I suggest you go grab some lube and the nearest male to go and unwind. We don't want you frustrated so early on the new year
In reply to Post #546
Your gonna have to do better then that Forrest
Your gonna have to do better then that Forrest
In reply to Post #547
Happy new year me ol mates, be nice,
hahahaha
Happy new year me ol mates, be nice,
hahahaha
In reply to Post #548
I am always nice...and to you, have a great new year
I am always nice...and to you, have a great new year
In reply to Post #547
As you brought up the gay thing I thought it was your thing ...I don't judge.
however may be I have got you all wrong
As you brought up the gay thing I thought it was your thing
...I don't judge.however may be I have got you all wrong
In reply to Post #550
sorry mate didn't mean to offend you , Frank told us you where gay
Apologies
sorry mate didn't mean to offend you , Frank told us you where gay
Apologies
In reply to Post #551
o dear i tried to be nice this year and still get the blame onwards and upwards
o dear i tried to be nice this year and still get the blame
onwards and upwards
In reply to Post #552
That's the spirit mate
That's the spirit mate
In reply to Post #553
Meths?
Meths?
In reply to Post #554
And lemonade
And lemonade
In reply to Post #555
More flammable without a mixer ,
More flammable without a mixer ,
little bird tell's me the blank was seen on the banks of the stow last week
not fishing just walking dont tell his missus she will want to know where he got a pound from
not fishing just walking
dont tell his missus she will want to know where he got a pound from
In reply to Post #557
looking for scousers to blow off
looking for scousers to blow off
In reply to Post #558
aint seen no scousers over there just a few mad mancs ,poles and firestarters
aint seen no scousers over there just a few mad mancs ,poles and firestarters
In reply to Post #557
Din he came over to see me and I gav him a fishing lesson . Ol and I let him land my fish they went in the net eventually
Din he came over to see me and I gav him a fishing lesson . Ol and I let him land my fish
they went in the net eventually
In reply to Post #560
doosh doosh
doosh doosh
In reply to Post #560
**** me Dave you was brave
Ime surprised the thick **** had the net the right way round
**** me Dave you was brave
Ime surprised the thick **** had the net the right way round
In reply to Post #562
Must admit hes abit better at it now mind you he couldn't get any worse
Must admit hes abit better at it now
mind you he couldn't get any worse
In reply to Post #563
Must of been taking his medicine,especially if he landed it
Must of been taking his medicine,especially if he landed it
In reply to Post #564
Alright Mick , has someone sneaked you a 3G phone in or have you been given Internet privileges
Alright Mick , has someone sneaked you a 3G phone in or have you been given Internet privileges
In reply to Post #565
No i have just seen him on bbc1 the big question.[is there any evidencefor satan] pastor mick]
No i have just seen him on bbc1 the big question.[is there any evidencefor satan] pastor mick]
In reply to Post #566
Pastor mick,think you got the wrong person,i love satan
Pastor mick,think you got the wrong person,i love satan
In reply to Post #567
i see shakey has caught fido AGAIN !!!!!
about time you put him back i think david, keeping him in that wheelie bin is not doing him any favours
about time you put him back i think david, keeping him in that wheelie bin is not doing him any favours
In reply to Post #569
I hear franks done you a favour din or he will do this weekend
I hear franks done you a favour din
or he will do this weekend
In reply to Post #567
Looks like rain again
Looks like rain again
how did the match go ?
fair play for sticking it out in that storm
i bet it was murder trying to hold your shelters down
fair play for sticking it out in that storm
i bet it was murder trying to hold your shelters down
In reply to Post #572
no problem with the wind on our bank, just the cheap tackle on the other bank!
no problem with the wind on our bank, just the cheap tackle on the other bank!
In reply to Post #573
did you use them rigs i tied you
did you use them rigs i tied you
In reply to Post #574
You've said that wrong mate.
Most people on here know the only time you caught in a match was when you asked me to tie 2 rigs up for you and used my bait.
I didn't remind anyone in this match about it either
You've said that wrong mate.
Most people on here know the only time you caught in a match was when you asked me to tie 2 rigs up for you and used my bait.
I didn't remind anyone in this match about it either
In reply to Post #572
It was a good weekend shame you couldn't make it . And yeah a few bivvys got wiped out in the storm dan cracknells looked like a tree had fallen on it
Ol and frank lived up to his name
It was a good weekend shame you couldn't make it . And yeah a few bivvys got wiped out in the storm
dan cracknells looked like a tree had fallen on it Ol and frank lived up to his name
In reply to Post #576
any one entering ERICS ANGLING CHAPIONSHIP at the stow on the 16th May on the 1/2/3
any one entering ERICS ANGLING CHAPIONSHIP at the stow on the 16th May on the 1/2/3
In reply to Post #577
closed season I will give it a go
closed season
I will give it a go
In reply to Post #575
i should have let you bleed to death in the snow
i should have let you bleed to death in the snow
In reply to Post #579
New thames water web site up with all the times, and saturday 24hrs
for 2014, and matches
New thames water web site up with all the times, and saturday 24hrs
for 2014, and matches
In reply to Post #580
The 1/2/3 open from today
The 1/2/3 open from today
In reply to Post #581
Yippi
Yippi
In reply to Post #582
Alright Snap
Alright Snap
In reply to Post #583
Yer u ok
Yer u ok
In reply to Post #584
Been fishing ?
Been fishing ?
In reply to Post #585
yer just got a season ticket for the lower , higher and locky, does Shakey still fish the ressies.
yer just got a season ticket for the lower , higher and locky, does Shakey still fish the ressies.
In reply to Post #585
hello snap long time no speak, this thread seemed to die a death at the same time the government introduced the " fit to work " scheme
hello snap
long time no speak, this thread seemed to die a death at the same time the government introduced the " fit to work " scheme
In reply to Post #586
Did you not hear about shakey mate ?
Did you not hear about shakey mate ?
In reply to Post #588
be careful what you say son he wasn't actually found guilty
be careful what you say son
he wasn't actually found guilty
In reply to Post #587
In reply to Post #590
you been over today snap ?
you been over today snap ?
In reply to Post #588
What, not the toilet thingmejib,
What, not the toilet thingmejib,
In reply to Post #591
No did the higher sat, fished like a pleb and caugh f all
No did the higher sat, fished like a pleb and caugh f all
In reply to Post #593
went to france with bumwrecker last week, he did the same
went to france with bumwrecker last week, he did the same
In reply to Post #594
In reply to Post #594
In reply to Post #596
Is Shakey finished
Is Shakey finished
In reply to Post #596
took some cracking photo's of the lump's I caught though
took some cracking photo's of the lump's I caught though
In reply to Post #598
Bigguns, well done fella.
Bigguns, well done fella.
In reply to Post #599
yes mate we had some proper crackers
yes mate we had some proper crackers
In reply to Post #600
And fished with some crackers
And fished with some crackers
In reply to Post #601
mate, that was the worst display of angling I have ever witnessed
you couldn't catch crab's
mate, that was the worst display of angling I have ever witnessed
you couldn't catch crab's
In reply to Post #602
Get ****ed , Cambridgeshire 7 Essex 3
Get ****ed , Cambridgeshire 7 Essex 3
In reply to Post #603
Only because i put swampy in the going swim, you was no help you mug
Only because i put swampy in the going swim, you was no help you mug
In reply to Post #604
whens the next night fishing please
whens the next night fishing please
In reply to Post #605
this Saturday, fancy it ?
this Saturday, fancy it ?
In reply to Post #605
21st June...if you don't mind the rush.
21st June...if you don't mind the rush.
In reply to Post #607
ime going this Saturday, wont be quite so busy
ime going this Saturday, wont be quite so busy
In reply to Post #608
Is that your edge....btw where you been? Got lost in France or the misses restricted your fishing time
Is that your edge....btw where you been? Got lost in France or the misses restricted your fishing time
In reply to Post #609
No !! just been minding me own ****ing business, what about you ?
No !! just been minding me own ****ing business, what about you ?
In reply to Post #610
F*** me that must have been torture for you
I've been posting too much on here...turning into one of those windbags
F*** me that must have been torture for you
I've been posting too much on here...turning into one of those windbags
In reply to Post #611
I know, ive been stalking you
I know, ive been stalking you
In reply to Post #612
...careful you will make some on here jealous
...careful you will make some on here jealous
In reply to Post #1
LIKE THIS
LIKE THIS
In reply to Post #614
Woah snap you back on the gear again son
Woah snap
you back on the gear again son
Mate there's some rather touchy people on here tonight
In reply to Post #616
Who you been touching ...
Who you been touching
...
In reply to Post #616
Anyone seen or heard from frank ? Heard a rumour he's been sectioned
Anyone seen or heard from frank ? Heard a rumour he's been sectioned
In reply to Post #618
aint talking to me dave ever since i sold him a brolly with no storm poles
aint talking to me dave ever since i sold him a brolly with no storm poles
In reply to Post #619
Your liberty taker and a bully
Your liberty taker and a bully
In reply to Post #619
The poor guy is not a turtle...why sell a brolly without storm poles. Just plain wrong
The poor guy is not a turtle...why sell a brolly without storm poles. Just plain wrong
In reply to Post #621
Hes a liberty taker mate
Hes a liberty taker mate
In reply to Post #621
**** him if the good lord dint want em shorn, he wouldnt have made em sheep
**** him
if the good lord dint want em shorn, he wouldnt have made em sheep
ive seen a photo of a forum member, member being a pretty accurate description of said person, in a rather compromising position with what looks like a nigerian midget and what is definetly a croation transvestite .
if you can guess who it is i might reveal all
.if you can guess who it is i might reveal all
In reply to Post #624
That's to easy...shaky and I'm guessing the transvestite is wonderwall?
That's to easy...shaky and I'm guessing the transvestite is wonderwall?
In reply to Post #625
Nope
Nope
In reply to Post #626
Don't tell you partake in the fishnets ...all those rumours around the stow are true then
Don't tell you partake in the fishnets
...all those rumours around the stow are true then
In reply to Post #627
you back on the furry's Micky ?
you back on the furry's Micky ?
In reply to Post #628
No mate since getting married my only vice is alcohol...oh and fishing
Just thought you were finally coming out and putting a stop to all the rumours
Btw we are going to soon need to carry more kit when we fish around East London. The below came up on my sat nav the other day....guess Kevlar vest are going to be mandatory.
No mate since getting married my only vice is alcohol...oh and fishing
Just thought you were finally coming out and putting a stop to all the rumours
Btw we are going to soon need to carry more kit when we fish around East London. The below came up on my sat nav the other day....guess Kevlar vest are going to be mandatory.
In reply to Post #629
Or buy your own gun
Or buy your own gun
which underground, urban guerilla type no publicity member of this forum has sold his soul and has joined the ranks of nash as a consultant
you really wont believe it when you find out
and i heard he's fishing for wrong un's
you really wont believe it when you find out
and i heard he's fishing for wrong un's
In reply to Post #618
Where have you been Shacky, was getting worried about you.
Where have you been Shacky, was getting worried about you.
You out on tag mick ?
In reply to Post #632
im still about mike just dont get much time for the internet still bagging up on the stow though
im still about mike just dont get much time for the internet
still bagging up on the stow though
In reply to Post #1
whens the next night fishing
whens the next night fishing
In reply to Post #635
Any perch in the number one please
Any perch in the number one please
In reply to Post #636
U tart rodney
U tart rodney
In reply to Post #635
**** me snap you out on tag ?
**** me snap you out on tag ?
In reply to Post #638
been on the river
been on the river
In reply to Post #639
Looks like there all creeping back Foz, just seen Johnny Barnes having a peek
Looks like there all creeping back Foz, just seen Johnny Barnes having a peek
In reply to Post #638
Din,
being "on the river" is Walthamstow slang for "I have had my laptop confiscated and I am currently under investigation by operation yewtree"
Din,
being "on the river" is Walthamstow slang for "I have had my laptop confiscated and I am currently under investigation by operation yewtree"
In reply to Post #641
Oh right
Oh right
In reply to Post #642
Apparently Johnny Barnes has been seen sporting the Korda Nanny pat hat
Apparently Johnny Barnes has been seen sporting the Korda Nanny pat hat
In reply to Post #643
It defiinetly ain't his Barnet son, he's balder than your dogs sack
It defiinetly ain't his Barnet son, he's balder than your dogs sack
In reply to Post #641
U still up north ging , such a shame those Scottish are still bleading us dry
U still up north ging
, such a shame those Scottish are still bleading us dry
In reply to Post #645
I know who you are
I know who you are
In reply to Post #646
And me
And me
In reply to Post #647
In reply to Post #648
I thought so
I thought so
In reply to Post #646
And me 2
And me 2
In reply to Post #650
Oi bivvi i thought the taliban had captured you how comes your still on here
Oi bivvi i thought the taliban had captured you how comes your still on here
In reply to Post #651
We are making a come back mr magoo be aware lol
We are making a come back mr magoo be aware lol
In reply to Post #652
Oi Oi Mick staying out of trouble I hope mate
Oi Oi Mick staying out of trouble I hope mate
In reply to Post #653
Oi oi ginger
Oi oi ginger
In reply to Post #654
Oi Oi Shakey still making your millions mate
Oi Oi Shakey still making your millions mate
In reply to Post #655
Good evening my learned friends. I do hope ones are jolly well.
Good evening my learned friends. I do hope ones are jolly well.
In reply to Post #656
What O Peter old bean
What O Peter old bean
In reply to Post #657
Yeah still working hard and not much fishing although been doing a bit of sea fishing again this winter and bagged 5 small cod on my last trip . How you been keeping
Yeah still working hard
and not much fishing although been doing a bit of sea fishing again this winter and bagged 5 small cod on my last trip . How you been keeping
In reply to Post #658
All good here mate living back down South and getting back on the bank
All good here mate living back down South and getting back on the bank
Only want the blank and we've got a full house............. Of mugs
In reply to Post #660
You won't see the blank on here heard he ain't allowed out apart from work he's also banned from using the Internet
You won't see the blank on here heard he ain't allowed out apart from work he's also banned from using the Internet
In reply to Post #661
Text him today dave, he replied I'll give you a ring later......... That was nine hours ago
Text him today dave, he replied I'll give you a ring later......... That was nine hours ago
In reply to Post #662
Probably got to wait for his Mrs to go asleep so he can use the phone
Probably got to wait for his Mrs to go asleep so he can use the phone
In reply to Post #659
Gutted
Gutted
In reply to Post #663
Still waiting David
Still waiting David
In reply to Post #665
You know frank with is 5 second memory
You know frank with is 5 second memory
In reply to Post #666
I think it might have something to do with the fact Frank doesn't like him Dave
I think it might have something to do with the fact Frank doesn't like him Dave
In reply to Post #667
**** off ****
**** off ****
In reply to Post #667
That thought did cross my mind dean
That thought did cross my mind dean
In reply to Post #669
I like Frank and considered him a mate but now he hardly speaks to me because of that **** Dinny
I like Frank and considered him a mate but now he hardly speaks to me because of that **** Dinny
In reply to Post #670
I always speak to Frank.
I always speak to Frank.
In reply to Post #671
http://www.talktofrank.com
http://www.talktofrank.com
In reply to Post #671
Pete you'll speak to anyone
Pete you'll speak to anyone
In reply to Post #673
Including himself
Including himself
In reply to Post #674
Of course mate,been a good boy as always not been fishing much tho due out the weekend,if she lets me lol.hope your good mate
Of course mate,been a good boy as always not been fishing much tho due out the weekend,if she lets me lol.hope your good mate
In reply to Post #674
I'm such a good boy to be Frank.
I'm such a good boy to be Frank.
In reply to Post #676
how comes your not at laddingford brother of russ.
how comes your not at laddingford brother of russ.
In reply to Post #677
Tomorrow , if me local friend "Frank" tells me its not frozen... Ruxley the weekend
Tomorrow , if me local friend "Frank" tells me its not frozen... Ruxley the weekend
In reply to Post #678
Saves you putting your polesberg in a cool bag eh Pete
Saves you putting your polesberg in a cool bag eh Pete
Last I heard a certain Daffy Duck was going to do the 'Stow this year...
In reply to Post #680
It won't last ken, the ****ing sausages will catch him and put him on a barbecue
It won't last ken, the ****ing sausages will catch him and put him on a barbecue
In reply to Post #678
Pete when does the rules ticket run out?
Pete when does the rules ticket run out?
In reply to Post #680
River was 2 clear on sunday , but like a summers day
River was 2 clear on sunday , but like a summers day
In reply to Post #683
Good to finally meet you on Sunday Tim
Good to finally meet you on Sunday Tim
In reply to Post #684
Where was that, primark ?
Where was that, primark ?
In reply to Post #685
And I see shakey 2
And I see shakey 2
In reply to Post #686
Can't have been Shakey he's been remanded for lewd behaviour at the plicemans ball......he only went for a piss and they thought he was having a J Arthur
Can't have been Shakey he's been remanded for lewd behaviour at the plicemans ball......he only went for a piss and they thought he was having a J Arthur
In reply to Post #687
I came past the waters on thursday and thought ill have to come and fish here and see what all the fuss is about....and then i remembered...Magoo is organising a social...its got to be a do to rival the millenium cos he started in october 2013
I came past the waters on thursday and thought ill have to come and fish here and see what all the fuss is about....and then i remembered...Magoo is organising a social...its got to be a do to rival the millenium cos he started in october 2013
In reply to Post #688
I remember waking up there one morning putting the kettle on and watching the mist rise of the water and fish crashing it was a perfect start to a days carp fishing.
Alas I heard the unmistakable scream of an East end accent shouting John John you faaaaacking caaaaaaant John you caaaaaant get the fsaaaaaaacking net you caaaaaaant.
It's hardly Redmire
I remember waking up there one morning putting the kettle on and watching the mist rise of the water and fish crashing it was a perfect start to a days carp fishing.
Alas I heard the unmistakable scream of an East end accent shouting John John you faaaaacking caaaaaaant John you caaaaaant get the fsaaaaaaacking net you caaaaaaant.
It's hardly Redmire
In reply to Post #689
So are we saying that chris yates a kreel and tea served from a silver tea service would be a tad out of place.
So are we saying that chris yates a kreel and tea served from a silver tea service would be a tad out of place.
In reply to Post #690
He came over there once , someone nicked his bike pump and turned it into a crack pipe
He came over there once , someone nicked his bike pump and turned it into a crack pipe
In reply to Post #691
Eny of u boys ever see KM over there,and shakey how long u beenon the ressies
Eny of u boys ever see KM over there,and shakey how long u beenon the ressies
In reply to Post #692
KM ??? Kelly Maloney ??
KM ??? Kelly Maloney ??
In reply to Post #692
Since 1997
Since 1997
In reply to Post #694
And you still ain't bought me a pint !
And you still ain't bought me a pint !
In reply to Post #693
In reply to Post #696
You on the lockey this year snap ?
You on the lockey this year snap ?
In reply to Post #697
No,not on the stow this year,but will be back,whats your angling this year
No,not on the stow this year,but will be back,whats your angling this year
In reply to Post #698
Not telling you
Not telling you
In reply to Post #698
It's so secret not even the carp know it's there
It's so secret not even the carp know it's there
In reply to Post #700
Ha ha nowhere special mate, I seem to do more in France than I do hear these days, did you hear about si Mullins ?
Ha ha nowhere special mate, I seem to do more in France than I do hear these days, did you hear about si Mullins ?
In reply to Post #701
Whos SI,
Whos SI,
In reply to Post #702
Don't matter, thought you knew the fella
Don't matter, thought you knew the fella
Just for something to do I thought I'd read through this moribund thread...There's half and hour of my life I won't get back. Have they all died in the 'Stow or something?
In reply to Post #704
Mind your own ****ing business
Mind your own ****ing business
In reply to Post #705
**** off ****
**** off ****
In reply to Post #706
Funnily enough after the last social and tin of maggots impromptu fire work display we never got invited back
Funnily enough after the last social and tin of maggots impromptu fire work display we never got invited back
In reply to Post #1
now to short
now to short
In reply to Post #706
Quality
Quality
In reply to Post #709
were has every one gone
were has every one gone
In reply to Post #710
I'm cutting the grass 2day
I'm cutting the grass 2day
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