In reply to Post #15
shopping in Asda signing a birds chest means her knees..
shopping in Asda signing a birds chest means her knees..
In reply to Post #16
Good point.
Good point.
In reply to Post #1
Sleep with Jim Shelly.
Sleep with Jim Shelly.
In reply to Post #15
John Wilson and Rex Hunt, B list, thank your mother for the rabbits.
John Wilson and Rex Hunt, B list, thank your mother for the rabbits.
In reply to Post #14
avoid it mate
Fame is a poisoned chalice.
Look at Britney Spears - one day she's in a red leather catsuit with the world at her feet. The next she's shaving her head and living in a caravan like a white trash lady version of Sam Dingle off Emmerdale. tragic tale
avoid it mate
Fame is a poisoned chalice.
Look at Britney Spears - one day she's in a red leather catsuit with the world at her feet. The next she's shaving her head and living in a caravan like a white trash lady version of Sam Dingle off Emmerdale. tragic tale
Run stark boll**k naked round you syndicate mate.
Not only Fame but if you swing the wanger as well. You'll become a legend!
Not only Fame but if you swing the wanger as well. You'll become a legend!
In reply to Post #20
He said he can't sing, and neither can Britney so you might be onto something.
Were you thinking about wearing a red catsuit? If not you might be ok.
He said he can't sing, and neither can Britney so you might be onto something.
Were you thinking about wearing a red catsuit? If not you might be ok.
In reply to Post #18
Thought about that but apparently some dodgy balls involved.
Thought about that but apparently some dodgy balls involved.
In reply to Post #1
Start off by playing ‘drum n bass' in your carpy van as you arrive at your syndicate before proceeding around the lake with your carpy bucket . Proceed to dump 50kg of boilie on a spot while muttering ‘yeah right' yeah right' and looking like a complete tosser .
Remember to take that carpy photo of your retainer in the edge first thing in the morning while getting your sleeves on your carpy jumper wet while taking a photo of the fish's tail .
Be sure to take a photo of your tea stained mug with the carpy kettle that's dinted in the background while rolling another fat one , sure you'll get noticed in no time mate
Start off by playing ‘drum n bass' in your carpy van as you arrive at your syndicate before proceeding around the lake with your carpy bucket . Proceed to dump 50kg of boilie on a spot while muttering ‘yeah right' yeah right' and looking like a complete tosser .
Remember to take that carpy photo of your retainer in the edge first thing in the morning while getting your sleeves on your carpy jumper wet while taking a photo of the fish's tail .
Be sure to take a photo of your tea stained mug with the carpy kettle that's dinted in the background while rolling another fat one , sure you'll get noticed in no time mate
In reply to Post #24
Do I need an engraved kettle?
Do I need an engraved kettle?
In reply to Post #24
Genius, this is going 2 b easy
Genius, this is going 2 b easy
In reply to Post #18
I will do anything for fame but I wont do that,
I will do anything for fame but I wont do that,
All this carp fishing fame is like that program from the early nineties The Word and the “I'll do anything to be on tv” lol
In reply to Post #28
Remember the bloke kissing the old lady, awful TV.
Remember the bloke kissing the old lady, awful TV.
In reply to Post #29
yeah...
she conned me with that trick too.
I should have known there were no 'hidden cameras'
yeah...
she conned me with that trick too.
I should have known there were no 'hidden cameras'