In reply to Post #2362
In reply to Post #1
The night before Christmas
Throughout the house
We were all ****ed
Even the mouse
Dad at the brothel
Mum with uncle frank
I settled down
For a nice slow w&nk
Outside the house
I heard a right clatter
I let go of my cock
To see what was the matter
Out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew right away
It was old st Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
The big fat ****er
I think he fell
He filled all our stockings
With sweets and beer
And a big rubber cock
For my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The big fat ****
Blew the house apart
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Shouting I'll be back next year
Have a hell of a night
Merry xmas fellow jesters
The night before Christmas
Throughout the house
We were all ****ed
Even the mouse
Dad at the brothel
Mum with uncle frank
I settled down
For a nice slow w&nk
Outside the house
I heard a right clatter
I let go of my cock
To see what was the matter
Out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew right away
It was old st Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
The big fat ****er
I think he fell
He filled all our stockings
With sweets and beer
And a big rubber cock
For my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The big fat ****
Blew the house apart
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Shouting I'll be back next year
Have a hell of a night
Merry xmas fellow jesters
Just bought some sage & onion flavoured condoms. Should come in handy if I find a plump bird that wants stuffing...
In reply to Post #2366
i suppose you lot will be getting some new material for here now the cracker season is upon us 
In reply to Post #2369
CRACKERS!!!!!! CRACKERS!!!!!! who's cracker's
CRACKERS!!!!!! CRACKERS!!!!!! who's cracker's
In reply to Post #2369
My cracker joke . My phone only works in church , it's pray as you go
My cracker joke . My phone only works in church , it's pray as you go
What do transvesdites do at Christmas?
A> eat,drink,and be Mary
A> eat,drink,and be Mary
In reply to Post #2372
Dennis law was asked yesterday if his team would beat this current man Utd side, yeah , 1-0 was
His reply.
When he was asked why would it only be 1-0 , his reply was , because we're all in our 70's now
Dennis law was asked yesterday if his team would beat this current man Utd side, yeah , 1-0 was
His reply.
When he was asked why would it only be 1-0 , his reply was , because we're all in our 70's now
In reply to Post #2373
stick that on the footy thread and get lashed
stick that on the footy thread and get lashed
In reply to Post #2374
Why did Adele cross the road,
To say hello from the other side
Why did Adele cross the road,
To say hello from the other side
In reply to Post #2375
Bloke says to his missus , why don't you tell me when you've had an orgasm?
She says , because I don't like ringing you at work
Bloke says to his missus , why don't you tell me when you've had an orgasm?
She says , because I don't like ringing you at work
2 New Years Resolutions:
- Wash hands after taking a sh1t at work.
- Improve on my Big Mac preparation time.
- Wash hands after taking a sh1t at work.
- Improve on my Big Mac preparation time.
In reply to Post #2377
Wife says to husband what would you say if you caught me in bed with your best friend
I'd call you a lesbian
no no what if it was a mas, what would you do I'd kick his guide dog
Wife says to husband what would you say if you caught me in bed with your best friend
I'd call you a lesbian
no no what if it was a mas, what would you do I'd kick his guide dog
I saw a woman coming out of a building chanting "I MUST I MUST IMPROVE MY BUST" I said to her what's this all about, she said its a new type of enlargement therapy, I thought I would investigate, as I went into the lobby a guy came out chanting "HICKORY DICKORY DOCK