In reply to Post #200
No I can't I am very poor

In reply to Post #201
want me to get you a stick of rock ?

In reply to Post #202
I want a stick of rock plus kiss me quick hat(i will show dave that ).
Where you going yet again? sounds like Blackpool to me so maybe dreamlake? and theres me thinking your old school?
Whats this new van?not heard of any bragging so is it a ringer?

have a good trip and be lucky son

In reply to Post #203
Old school ? He's a ****ing fraud

In reply to Post #204
only thing old school about magoo the fraud is big box little box ie angling skill little box head in big box and i reckon dig the the floor as he is as old as victor meldrew the mincer

I have heard he is blanking in France now even though the owner let him fish the stock pond

In reply to Post #206
stock pond,he should ring dave for tips

In reply to Post #206
sorry foz but you still type it like your shocked mate.................only way he will be holding a fish is if the other bloke lets him hold his

I have just had a text of him saying the owner just caught him ****ing a blind and deaf bloke off

In reply to Post #209
i am not shocked at all tbh as we both know his dream job would be milking the prostate

You think your clever you muggy pair of ****s don't ya, surprised you got time to write this what with having evening Jobs and that

Not on dream lakes noods, Not far away though

In reply to Post #211
you would not even catch there

In reply to Post #212
Turns out he hasn't even taken a landing net

Just as we'll really

In reply to Post #213
should of left the rods,bait,reels and o sod it he has no place around any lake .

In reply to Post #211
hows it going?
hope your enjoying the good food and wine.Wish i was out there,i just finished work and its raining here(good fishing weather tho)
be lucky son