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   Old Thread  #273 14 Aug 2019 at 10.34am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #272 13 Aug 2019 at 6.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #271 10 Aug 2019 at 9.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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He's missing out on a massive business opportunity. Licence his face for a punch bag and he could make millions. I'd have 2. One for the office and one for home. 😁
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   Old Thread  #270 10 Aug 2019 at 6.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Trouble is that I've only got pounds to buy the gold with Ken

Gove proper winds me up. He looks like he would stick to the wall if you threw him at it
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   Old Thread  #269 10 Aug 2019 at 3.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Buy gold...The is going to be worthless soon. Remember, you heard it here first!

Xenophobe...nice word is that, Mal. It was the nonogram in my paper the other day! Shame there are so many of them in the UK (well, in England, really) at the moment. The tw@s must truly want the Troubles to start again. And as for the Union...

I have posted this before, but I thank God we are now living our twilight years. I dread to think what the future holds for the kids of today.

In other news: That serial sex offender Epstein has been found dead in his cell. See...There is a God.

Gove (Penfold) is like a whipped puppy. He will do anything to please his master(s). A truly despicable excuse of a man. The term 'wannabe' was coined just for him.
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   Old Thread  #268 9 Aug 2019 at 9.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Very rare I agree with you scozza but I'd happily hold the git down while you did it
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   Old Thread  #267 9 Aug 2019 at 9.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Vote of no confidence. I agree but who do we have confidence in, seriously, have we ever been as low, what a bunch of ****ing monkeys, the lot of them

Id love to beat that Farrage **** with a rubber hose, followed by a few more, he started this
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   Old Thread  #266 9 Aug 2019 at 9.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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They are pathetic

Gove who destroyed the education system now blaming the EU for not negotiating after they spent 2 years doing that and then presenting their deal which was repeatedly **** down by UK politicians. ...

F*****g joke.

Not a fan of theresa may but she must be in a world of 'I told you so' right now....

Vote of no confidence. Then an election. Then bin the whole Brexit idea for the misguided and xenophobic sh** it always was
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   Old Thread  #265 9 Aug 2019 at 2.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I see the end really might be in sight soon. We'll have a no deal exit when were already in recession... That's what I call a worst case scenario... Wait.. no, there's worse...

A recession, followed by ' no confidence' vote in government with a snap election, then a hung parliament or possibly Labour being in charge supported by the Scottish party and then going out on a no deal or with Brexit being cancelled or a new referendum and then the cycle will begin again..

A great time in British Politics.
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   Old Thread  #264 19 Apr 2019 at 4.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Spot on. The forecast if leave won was Armageddon didn't happen in fact all the predictions made didn't happen I can't wait for the general elections anyone who votes labour with that crazy c&nt dianne Abbott involved in that horrible party is crazy the conservatives are hopeless.The UK will take a slight drop then bounce heavily back no problem, I was on my way to France this year and met a group of Romanians going back to Romania after signing on free monies it's crazy
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   Old Thread  #263 19 Apr 2019 at 12.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Looks familiar...Google is your friend
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   Old Thread  #262 18 Apr 2019 at 9.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Thought you were Corbyn supporter guess I got it wrong.
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   Old Thread  #261 18 Apr 2019 at 8.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I am not a Corbynista..... and have not made any posts to suggest that. Evidence? Then again, leavers tend to rely on faith and belief. ALL the impact studies, including those commissioned by the government show any kind of Brexit will leave you, me and the majority of people worse off. It's the con of the ages and all the ****ers in charge know that. I could consider changing my point of view if anyone can provide facts about leaving the EU and address all the bloody lies they pushed during the campaign. Until then......
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   Old Thread  #260 18 Apr 2019 at 7.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That's a great example of the victim mentality that's dragging the UK down the toilet at the moment.
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   Old Thread  #259 18 Apr 2019 at 7.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!

I am going to set up a "club" with 27 of my neighbours.

The club will be known as the "NU" or "Neighbours Union".

The basic rules for "NU" membership are as follows:

1) Each member will continue to live in their own house but must remove all fences & borders around their property in order to allow "fellow neighbours" free and unfettered access to their gardens in order to hold events such as Barbecues and children's parties.
All neighbours are also entitled to pitch "Tents" if desired on fellow neighbours land for long weekend parties and piss ups etc.

2) Each member will provide each of their 27 neighbours a full set of "keys" to their front and rear house doors to allow unfettered access to personal property such as T.V. Wi-fi, Shower / Bath, Fridge etc.
Unfortunately, the sharing of "keys" may increase the likelihood of the loss of said keys and allow "uninvited" people to enter their homes for the purpose of theft but this downside is the price we have all agreed to pay for the goal of "diversity and liberal progressiveness" so everyone has agreed to "suck it up".

3) In order to facilitate 1) & 2) above, each household will pay a fixed non negotiable fee of 5% of their total household income, providing their income is more than 20,000 per annum.
Neighbours who's total income is less than 20k will pay zero thus will benefit from all the privileges without contributing.

The money raised will be used to fund projects for all neighbours (such as Garage extensions) but projects will only be approved by one neighbour, namely, me, the "unelected".

Monies raised will also be used to pay for "unemployment benefits and health insurance" etc for fellow neighbours whose total household income falls below 20k per annum.

4) All neighbours will accept "free movement of neighbours families and friends" including extended cousins and divorced spouses etc with or without criminal convictions.

This free movement of neighbours allows any family member to live in another neighbours home for short periods or permanently and without the need to work and or contribute to the household income.

5) Each household will be entitled to make and enforce 30% of their own rules. The remaining 70% will be made by, you guessed it, me, the unelected.

6) New rules and conditions will be made and enforced at anytime in the future without ratification by all members.

7) Any member wishing to leave the NU will be subjected to extreme bullying and intimidation in order to reverse the members decision to leave. Should this prove futile, the remaining members will send the offending member to Coventry until they decide to "up sticks" and leave the neighbourhood.

The motto of the NU is:
"All members are equal but some members are more equal than others.

I would like to wish all members a long and happy membership of the NU.

Signed.
"The Unelected".
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