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   Old Thread  #2753 19 Oct 2019 at 6.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Not for Watford....

2 points dropped from an easy win...
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   Old Thread  #2752 19 Oct 2019 at 6.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I bet that draw felt like a win ?
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   Old Thread  #2751 17 Oct 2019 at 8.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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**** me you don’t arf talk a lot of flannel
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   Old Thread  #2750 17 Oct 2019 at 10.00am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yeah **** the ****
BTW did you give her one for me?
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   Old Thread  #2749 17 Oct 2019 at 9.10am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Spoke to Ralphy’s mum about his .. er.. issues and she blames her brother Ernie.
Apparently uncle Ern used to take him fishing from a very early age .
His mum thought it would do him good to get out because young ralph had learning difficulties and could not pronounce the simplest of words properly until he was six years of age.

Anyway turns out uncle Ern was teaching ralph more than the lift method 😉 and it has resulted in the poor lad having flashbacks and to this day his only form of release is to partake in sordid sex sessions with men younger than himself 😳

As this story unfolded i found myself getting quite uncomfortable and emotional until I remembered it was ralph we were talking about and i burst into laughter and thought **** the **** 😂
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   Old Thread  #2748 16 Oct 2019 at 7.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I hope he doesn't for a while....
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   Old Thread  #2747 16 Oct 2019 at 5.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Give her one from me as well
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   Old Thread  #2746 16 Oct 2019 at 5.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I wonder what Ralph’s take on this will be when he finally gets his phone back
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   Old Thread  #2745 16 Oct 2019 at 4.58pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Good lad.
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   Old Thread  #2744 16 Oct 2019 at 4.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Leave it to me, im round there tonight 👉💃
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   Old Thread  #2743 16 Oct 2019 at 4.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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****ing hell Din i am glad you've seen this mate i dont know what the **** he's up too. We are supposed to be heading back on Saturday. I heard from the bailiff today he was going to Warsaw on Saturday for a 3 way civil partnership with these two huge polish lads.

What am i gonna tell his mum ?
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   Old Thread  #2742 16 Oct 2019 at 4.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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For ****s sake ralph get a grip, no good running to me now you *****.
I generously offered to help you but no you knew better didn’t ya you ****ing halfwit.

I told you fozzo was a serious angler and you needed a little push in the right direction which i was more than happy to help with but no.... you had to give it the biggun “ its alright I’ve done dreamlakes “ all you done at dreamlakes was got filled in by a backward ****ing hillbilly at the back of the coach on the way out there!!!

I knew that you and jimmer weren’t proper yids all along and only used it as an excuse to get up to soho to get your back doors kicked in by a load of ex public school boys.

And to answer your PM you can **** off if you think im taking you to some of my premier French waters even if you are prepared to do the washing up you ****ing shirt lifter 🤓
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   Old Thread  #2741 16 Oct 2019 at 4.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Nope it's the truth. I left Foz hauling polish 40s at 390 yards on the second day of the trip. I have been getting right royally speared by big Marcin and Tomasz ever since and I am loving every inch.

I do regret all of those offers of visiting your rig clinic Din and not accepting them. After coming to the realisation on this trip that I am not up to the European elite level of the likes of you and foz I just decided I had no other choice than to get reamed out by the locals it's really opened my eyes to my sexuality.

Ps. I've never really liked or supported Spurs I just said I did because I want Jimmer in and around my mouth.
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   Old Thread  #2740 16 Oct 2019 at 10.56am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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There is that i guess, doesn’t he frequent gay bars in soho under the guise of going to football with you ?
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   Old Thread  #2739 16 Oct 2019 at 9.47am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Could be a double bluff cos Ralphy does like a bit of cock
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