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   Old Thread  #897 20 Jan 2019 at 6.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Lucky ****s

When are you going to a have a draw?
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   Old Thread  #896 20 Jan 2019 at 6.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Your right, you jammy ****s
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   Old Thread  #895 20 Jan 2019 at 5.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Left that late....but thatís 11 wins away from home.... COYS
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   Old Thread  #894 20 Jan 2019 at 9.31am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Well said Jim. If they lose him or Mane he wonít be singing much more this season. Salah will be off to Spain soon anyway

Best game of the day by far, Wolves vs. Leicester, brilliant
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   Old Thread  #893 20 Jan 2019 at 7.00am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It werenít John Burridge was it ?
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   Old Thread  #892 20 Jan 2019 at 1.00am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Another?

No idea what you mean jimmer.

He did go down a bit easy though. Palace's keeper must be old enough to have played in that school team you were in 😅

Still top. And hoping the terriers pull off a shock tomorrow. ..
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   Old Thread  #891 19 Jan 2019 at 8.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Another dive from Salah for you to defend Mal
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   Old Thread  #890 19 Jan 2019 at 8.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Vice versa for my team
A rare clean sheet today, don't get many of them.
UP THE ARSE!
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   Old Thread  #889 19 Jan 2019 at 7.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Match of the day should be good tonight.

Bonkers game. Credit to palace but they can't play man City every week
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   Old Thread  #888 19 Jan 2019 at 6.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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How dare you...
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   Old Thread  #887 19 Jan 2019 at 5.38pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You won **** all on soccer am this morning aswell 😂
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   Old Thread  #886 19 Jan 2019 at 5.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Could do us a favour tonight metal mickey
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   Old Thread  #885 19 Jan 2019 at 5.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
How can we beat the arse one week and loose to the blue rinse brigade the next???

It's the West Ham Way, you know!
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   Old Thread  #884 19 Jan 2019 at 1.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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🐂💩
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   Old Thread  #883 19 Jan 2019 at 11.00am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I played for both years Also at aged 17 went from youth football to menís Saturday league playing for a little country side called Icklesham casuals ... I was put in the 3rd team with my mate and although they were the divisions traditional whipping boys I still managed to score 45 of the teams total goals for the season of 64
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   Old Thread  #882 18 Jan 2019 at 7.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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So in your last year you couldn't play because there wasn't a year above to play with

A must win game for the Arse tomorrow (so was the last one!) if we want to end up being 6th.
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   Old Thread  #881 18 Jan 2019 at 7.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Thatís nothing to be proud of playing for the infants team when you were in the juniors Jim
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   Old Thread  #880 18 Jan 2019 at 6.27pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Actually **** for brains at the age of 8 I played for the year above until I was in the last year because theyíre wouldnít have been a year above .... got it ?
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   Old Thread  #879 18 Jan 2019 at 4.41pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Listen Billy ****ing no mates, werenít so long you had any on here
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   Old Thread  #878 18 Jan 2019 at 4.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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**** right off you boring ****ing ****
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   Old Thread  #877 18 Jan 2019 at 4.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Heíd only ****ing burn them, old sausage roll fingers

I bet a lot of yous ****s were the last to get picked in the school teams

Edit - Iím thinking the football match on Kes

I hope this works

real footy

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   Old Thread  #876 18 Jan 2019 at 3.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Are you drunk ? havenít you got any sausage rolls to bake ?
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   Old Thread  #875 18 Jan 2019 at 1.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You know what they say mate. Big heart big nose or was it runs like wardrobe big nose?
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   Old Thread  #874 18 Jan 2019 at 1.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I was once in my latter years described as having a big heart but runs like wardrobe
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   Old Thread  #873 18 Jan 2019 at 12.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Should hope his shorts are white.....
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   Old Thread  #872 18 Jan 2019 at 12.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ahh but i bet you got pulled off at half time 😉
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   Old Thread  #871 18 Jan 2019 at 7.51am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I was but i still played Saturday and Sunday morning football for over 25 years
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   Old Thread  #870 18 Jan 2019 at 7.00am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Didnít know you was a footballer Jim.... always had you down as a fat spotty kid who spent his spare time ****ing.
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   Old Thread  #869 17 Jan 2019 at 8.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Daughter after the op

Magoo.... Iíve found me old Pumas and banged the mud off ( like always ) just waiting for the call
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   Old Thread  #868 17 Jan 2019 at 5.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
ď he shoots he scores heíll eat your Labradorís son heung-min, son Heung- min ď
What you gonna do without him and Barry jimmer
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   Old Thread  #867 17 Jan 2019 at 3.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wasnt Ralphy firing into his hairy daughter
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   Old Thread  #866 17 Jan 2019 at 3.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Youve seen me aint you
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   Old Thread  #865 17 Jan 2019 at 1.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Oi! don't be dissing mehmut blud

Can just imagine you in WBC with your man bag, cardigan neatly folded around your neck, talking very loudly to your imaginary friends on your phone while sipping a woman's drink
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   Old Thread  #864 17 Jan 2019 at 1.23pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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He wouldnít have a scooby who Mucky is
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   Old Thread  #863 17 Jan 2019 at 12.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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only go to Mucky Mehmets Greasy spoon
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   Old Thread  #862 17 Jan 2019 at 11.42am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Never been in a WBC too many snowflakes
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   Old Thread  #861 17 Jan 2019 at 11.37am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I'll spit in your latte you ****
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   Old Thread  #860 17 Jan 2019 at 11.03am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I know Wild Bean Cafť employ the disadvantaged but I didnít think they were that bad
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   Old Thread  #859 17 Jan 2019 at 7.45am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Thatís terrific news Foz ... I told you toadying up to Mr Patel would get you on the ladder .... no stopping you now mate
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   Old Thread  #858 16 Jan 2019 at 11.43pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I am on days now Jim and have been promoted to head baker at the wild bean cafe
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   Old Thread  #857 16 Jan 2019 at 10.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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No itís true ... he is a night time cashier at his local BP.
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   Old Thread  #856 16 Jan 2019 at 7.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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And people with big noses are know for lying, look at that Pinocchio ****

Cmon then, eating prawns and supping pomagne at the match the other week with the oil and gas team wasnít he?
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   Old Thread  #855 16 Jan 2019 at 5.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Because your a shadey **** ?
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   Old Thread  #854 16 Jan 2019 at 5.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What makes you say that ?
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I wonít dispute that, right up your street you bent ****
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I do the fingering jokes halfwit 🙄
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   Old Thread  #851 16 Jan 2019 at 3.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That I do not doubt one bit. I was hoping he was going to tell us all

Possibly Camel fingering?

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   Old Thread  #850 16 Jan 2019 at 3.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I've read on here that you like to indulge in a gateaux or two James

Desert ****
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Whatever it is it's got to be illegal
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   Old Thread  #848 16 Jan 2019 at 1.13pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Iíve got lost in a few 🍮 desserts
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   Old Thread  #847 16 Jan 2019 at 1.11pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Interesting, doing what?


Sorry cant Divulge, business done and dusted. Mauritania next
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   Old Thread  #846 16 Jan 2019 at 12.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I done 4 months in egypt working there this year, in the ruff end though son where the tourists dont go

Interesting, doing what?

I bet you were on holiday like me, got pissed up, couldn't handle it and staggered into the night, got lost in the dessert and found the hotel a few months later again looking like a bearded lady

Jim, exactly
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But it helps if you look like a camels arse.... like you do
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   Old Thread  #844 16 Jan 2019 at 7.46am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Explain that too the couple that died there 3 weeks ago or the 23 people blown up in a mini bus 4 weeks ago



I done 4 months in egypt working there this year, in the ruff end though son where the tourists dont go
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Oi, you were pulled not so long ago by Tinhead so butt out, brains
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Type steeet again I dare ya.. I double dare ya
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Ralph, thatís cute

To be fair Malcom, outside the resort I could have been walking down a Bolton street, security check points, dogey looking scruffy ****s all sat on street corners, like the steeet of a thousand *******s
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   Old Thread  #840 15 Jan 2019 at 6.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You a hurghada united fan now then?

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   Old Thread  #839 15 Jan 2019 at 6.41pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Well **** off back there then
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   Old Thread  #838 15 Jan 2019 at 6.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Iíve been to Hurghada, quite nice too, highly recommended

****s
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Thatís where all them retards are housed innit
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Heís probably been to Ely you know the thick **** canít spell 🙄
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Cairo or Hurgada

Only please deemed as safe
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Holiday?
What part of Egypt?
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Best post in the last few pages

Iíve been to Egypt, just wasted 10 minutes reading through all this **** to see if I have missed anything, nothing, just the usual bollox i see
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Based on the times i have travelled with him i would ****ing agree
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The only time Ralph hides is bath night
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Naughty step ?
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Do tell
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   Old Thread  #828 15 Jan 2019 at 7.36am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Oh i know where Ralph is
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   Old Thread  #827 15 Jan 2019 at 5.00am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Perfect weekend really.... all yous ****ers losing and the mighty hammers mercilessly rampaging towards the top four

Bye the way, do you think itís a coincidence that Ralph and Scoz are MIA simultaneously
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   Old Thread  #826 14 Jan 2019 at 9.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Poxy wolves. ..

At least city still have that tricky return leg to Burton to negotiate...
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   Old Thread  #825 14 Jan 2019 at 7.56am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Only ****ing penguins you nicked was from the biscuit barrel
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   Old Thread  #824 13 Jan 2019 at 10.27pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yeah useless bloody spuds. They had one job this weekend. One job...

At least scuzza and his imaginary mates will be happy.

Come on wolves!
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   Old Thread  #823 13 Jan 2019 at 7.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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The one and only time I want those useless ****ing ****y halfwits to win and they **** it up big time.
We're gonna end up 6th place at this rate.

Oh well it's not important it's only football.
Feel bad now about kicking the cat over the fence
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   Old Thread  #822 13 Jan 2019 at 7.40pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I ainít Jim, I was out there nicking penguins for some Colombian geezers private zoo when what I know now was an argie soldier crept up and proper made me jump so I give him the old nut and cut treatment and had it on me toes, next thing I know world war ****ing three breaks out and me and the penguins were lucky to get away unscathed.
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   Old Thread  #821 13 Jan 2019 at 7.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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****ing knobheads Magoo I never knew you was an Argie
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Second mate, had a bit of history with a geezer I met in the falklands and the ****ers made me go back !
****ing Liberty really, still I got it sorted in the end.

So ..... back to the plot.. I think thatís Jimís problem mate itís called FMWHT typical signs are frequently seen in soho homosexual haunts wearing denim jackets and combat slacks.
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   Old Thread  #819 13 Jan 2019 at 7.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Was that desert storm or the second time you went ?
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   Old Thread  #818 13 Jan 2019 at 7.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yeh mate, see the same thing in Iraq, complete emotional meltdown, feelings of hopelessness, impotency and rejection, completely ****s with some people, me... I just used to have a cheeky one and waste a rag head 😎
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   Old Thread  #817 13 Jan 2019 at 7.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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**** me mate Jimmer signed out Sharpish ?
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Heís probably mangled in some spice den telling all the other **** ups how he ****ed up in Morocco
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   Old Thread  #815 13 Jan 2019 at 6.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
ď Iíve never felt more like singing the blues, when West Ham win and Tottenham lose ohh Westís ham.. you got me singing the blues ď

Looks like the Munichís have got over the mourhinio debacle, ole is steadying the ship, think how good there gonna be when potch gets there
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   Old Thread  #814 13 Jan 2019 at 6.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Poxy spuds.....😅
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   Old Thread  #813 13 Jan 2019 at 6.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Any sign of the wee man or has he got the fear again ?
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   Old Thread  #812 13 Jan 2019 at 6.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Hello Foz.... Iím here Well how the **** we never scored
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   Old Thread  #811 13 Jan 2019 at 6.38pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Ralphy ??? Anyone seen Ralphy ?

Hellooooooooooooo
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   Old Thread  #810 13 Jan 2019 at 6.38pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Jimmer ? Are you there ?
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   Old Thread  #809 13 Jan 2019 at 1.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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See if hes still wearing it if Southgate gets the job
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   Old Thread  #808 13 Jan 2019 at 12.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That's probably because they are proper Mancs fans following a Manc team BEFORE they had money
Went to a family gathering in Kent yesterday and one of the In-laws kids had a Manure shirt on.
I kept quiet but what's that all about?
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   Old Thread  #807 13 Jan 2019 at 12.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I know a few mancs and they are usually city fans !
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The few fans they have from Manchester won't be making the trip they spent all their dole money on crack
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Loads of em round ere, you would think they would support cambridge united
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They'll be plenty of Manure fans at Wembley, good transport links from the Home Counties
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They will be stocking there hidey holes, the pussys
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   Old Thread  #802 13 Jan 2019 at 8.21am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
ď when I die and they lay me to rest Iím gonna go on the piss with georgie best ď

Come on you reds
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   Old Thread  #801 12 Jan 2019 at 10.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Late goal from bivvie takes the points
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   Old Thread  #800 12 Jan 2019 at 10.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You seem like a massive bell end, you'll get on well with Scozza
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   Old Thread  #799 12 Jan 2019 at 7.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Poxy Jordans
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I know what you mean jimmer

I still can't decide who I want to lose more tomorrow. ..



Actually yes I can

COYS
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   Old Thread  #797 12 Jan 2019 at 6.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Strange day wanting both the Jordanís and pikeys to win
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   Old Thread  #796 12 Jan 2019 at 5.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You're a miserable git magoo

You beat the Gooners, you've signed nasri and Andy Carroll is fit again. Nothing please you does it?
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   Old Thread  #795 12 Jan 2019 at 5.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
**** off the pair of yous
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   Old Thread  #794 12 Jan 2019 at 5.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yeah. Got a few games that we should win coming up. If they're all 1-0 I'll be happy enough
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   Old Thread  #793 12 Jan 2019 at 5.13pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Needed that mal , get in lads.
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   Old Thread  #792 12 Jan 2019 at 4.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Another odd one today

1-0 to the far superior team. Better players. Better tactics. More energy and passion. Could and should have been a much bigger win.

But anyway, enough about the spammers and arsenal.

Well done my lot.

YNWA
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   Old Thread  #791 12 Jan 2019 at 3.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Go on son
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   Old Thread  #790 12 Jan 2019 at 3.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Ooh are ya
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   Old Thread  #789 12 Jan 2019 at 3.23pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Even if I am, long as I don't run into a closet Mackem like you I'm laughing.
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   Old Thread  #788 12 Jan 2019 at 3.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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He's a Chav living in Lincoln so yes he's lost.
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   Old Thread  #787 12 Jan 2019 at 3.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yes we did play some good games but to be honest if you watched all the games we were poor in quite a few of them but somehow still managing to get a result, especially in the second half.
It's days like this I prefer to say 'it don't matter it's only football'

Come on Brighton
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   Old Thread  #786 12 Jan 2019 at 3.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You ****ing lost or something mate ?
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   Old Thread  #785 12 Jan 2019 at 3.13pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Goonies will never make top 4 again while Kroenke is in charge. He's well known in American sports for loving no spend mediocrity, brings in the most money.

Get over it Goonies, your time is done go sit in mid table with the other no investment clubs.
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   Old Thread  #784 12 Jan 2019 at 2.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It's that first defeat that did for them jimmer. Now they've remembered that they're arsenal and normal service is resumed



Now my lot better not mess up against Brighton or I'll proper get it 😅
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   Old Thread  #783 12 Jan 2019 at 2.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Whatís gone wrong Tinhead... you went 20 odd games undefeated and since you beat us you been ****
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That'll do Ricely...
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Well done Shammers we were poor.
4th place was always going to be difficult but now too far.
COYS against Manure
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Yeah I fancy us to do Burton big time
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Isn't he a spurs fan after last night?

Bet you're looking forward to the final eh jimmer?
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You wonít get him tonight Jim, him and floyd mayweather are spit roasting that bird off Iím a celebrity 🤥
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Scozza fancies Burton to overturn tonightís result
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You wish....


Another tight game in the league cup semi finals tonight eh?

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Homo
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Heh heh

Too many big words for you magoo? I'll stick to little ones for you

**** off ****


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Oh do **** off ❄️
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Oh no bivvie not me.

Like Take That after the fat dancer left....

Like Bobby Ewing after a long shower...

Like jerzy dudek on a glorious night in Istanbul. ..

I will rise like a beautiful liver bird shaped phoenix from the flames of our single league defeat and s*** down great turds of fire on them all from our perch at the top of the league.



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ď everybody gotta die sometime red ď 😏
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Dont give it all that brave face stuff Malster, i held you in relatively high regard, despite it not being much of an acheivement i held you in a higher intellectual regard than most the dumkopfs in here, but oh no sure as Jim wears combat pants they have finally broken you, snapping away at your shell suit clad ankles until you finally give in.

I see a dark and perilous second half of the season for you in here.

RIP Malster
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Love a good rant me... best bit about the job to be fair

Were any of you spuds at the match? Is that Chelsea lad worth the 35 million bayern have bid for him?

Don't worry magoo. You're still in my top 3 wet sham fans
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Easy
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Said this earlier I'd rather the Scouse scum win the league than the wallets so stop you ****ing whining your long haired scouse git
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Christ mal I was just saying.... put your kaftan back on 🙄
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**** me you lot are good.

We lose by a spuds fans penis length to man City and you're all basking in their glory. You're like the snide little gits standing behind the big lad in the playground all saying 'yeah go on city. Give him one for me.' ****in pee stains the lot of you. Just wait til we get you on your own when you don't have pep to fight your battles.

Aaaaand breathe.......

There. Got that out of my system.

Peace and love all

PS can anyone lend us a centre back?
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Surely yours become international players after they move to a better club Just saying
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****ing right your not West Ham you gluten free ****, we wouldnít have rolled over like yous mugs last night.
Think of all the young uns that have come through the academy and gone on to be international players.
Unlike your little lot who are likely to go on to be international drug smugglers,

****er
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   Old Thread  #760 8 Jan 2019 at 2.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Heís had it easy for too long .... **** him
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   Old Thread  #759 8 Jan 2019 at 1.38pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
All kicking the Scouser when hes down eh ?

Pussys
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   Old Thread  #758 8 Jan 2019 at 1.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Did I .... oh yeah ..... post 698 Mal
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   Old Thread  #757 8 Jan 2019 at 10.53am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Being a teacher I would've thought you could read and understand.
When we was on our unbeaten run you were lucky to get a draw out our place.
Now you've lost a couple like we have recently you'll find things different.
Jim predicted this last week and although it hurts to agree with a Spud I think he's right.

Looking forward to your backfires
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   Old Thread  #756 8 Jan 2019 at 10.44am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Fair point ken but without wanting to sound too brutal. .. we're not West Ham 😉

(Now watch that comment backfire on me!)

And tinhead. .. it's just a shame we don't have your lot next for another easy 3 points
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   Old Thread  #755 8 Jan 2019 at 8.19am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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This season the Arse went on a long winning run then some draws and ended up something like 23 games unbeaten, once a loss was suffered it's been a struggle to put a run of two winning games together.
That's two defeats in a row for you, enjoy your journey
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   Old Thread  #754 8 Jan 2019 at 8.09am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It's maybe a bit of a relief so we can focus on the league but I still don't like losing.

That tactic has a history of back firing most spectacularly...I recall a certain 5-0 thrashing by Forest resulting from our efforts to remain out of the bottom three by playing our youth team in a cup tie.
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   Old Thread  #753 7 Jan 2019 at 10.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Just on way back from game , don't like losing either unfortunately klopp has a horrific record in January ! He was on a hiding to nothing tonight if we played strong side and got injuries ! Back to winning ways weekend hopefully.
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   Old Thread  #752 7 Jan 2019 at 10.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I'm here ralphy

Strange one really. Klopp makes 9 changes but then chucks on salah and firmino. ..

It's maybe a bit of a relief so we can focus on the league but I still don't like losing.

Bit short on defence now but even that could be a silver lining as lovren was our weak link there. The young lad who came on did OK and wolves' 2nd goal was a worthy winner
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   Old Thread  #751 7 Jan 2019 at 9.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Just finished the last one of the season , been doing Aladdin

Where's mal ?
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   Old Thread  #750 7 Jan 2019 at 8.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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The panto heís in finishes this week so expect him back very soon
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   Old Thread  #749 7 Jan 2019 at 8.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Whereís old Ralphy at ? Back in clink for showing his cock to schoolgirls Iíll wager
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   Old Thread  #748 6 Jan 2019 at 8.40pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Sorry but tranquillers and tape do not equal charm.

Anyway beck to Newport proper FA cup game on the BBC
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   Old Thread  #747 6 Jan 2019 at 8.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Charm .... oodles of it
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   Old Thread  #746 6 Jan 2019 at 8.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Is that how you swoon Mrs Ad?

Great ending to that Newport game
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   Old Thread  #745 6 Jan 2019 at 7.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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How old was she, 8 ?
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   Old Thread  #744 6 Jan 2019 at 7.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yeah with the help of Rohypnol and gaffer tape
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   Old Thread  #743 6 Jan 2019 at 6.43pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I fingered Tracey Coleman, page 3 model
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   Old Thread  #742 6 Jan 2019 at 4.36pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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In the same class as you at school I bet
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   Old Thread  #741 6 Jan 2019 at 3.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Effluent was it lol, I knew he was full of ****
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   Old Thread  #740 6 Jan 2019 at 2.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Lad I know shagged Janice Battersby of Corenation street, thatís his claim to fame
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   Old Thread  #739 6 Jan 2019 at 2.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ralphy managed it with Blakey
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   Old Thread  #738 6 Jan 2019 at 1.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It was a bit of a tricky **** but i managed it
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   Old Thread  #737 6 Jan 2019 at 12.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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effluent yes affluent no

edit
I notice you've corrected the spelling
Thick ****
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   Old Thread  #736 6 Jan 2019 at 12.43pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Your thinking of Olive off on the buses?

I bet youíve cracked a few off to her
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   Old Thread  #735 6 Jan 2019 at 12.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Thatís one of them, the other one was nicknamed PR
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   Old Thread  #734 6 Jan 2019 at 12.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Is his sister the one they used to call frosty specs ?
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   Old Thread  #733 6 Jan 2019 at 11.56am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Your sister said they make me look quietly affluent
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   Old Thread  #732 6 Jan 2019 at 11.14am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Be a bit difficult to distinguish amongst another few thousand bell ends from London

Unless your wearing those square rimmed glasses like in the Kev Eliis video, only weirdos wear those
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   Old Thread  #731 6 Jan 2019 at 11.03am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Are you gonna do another streak
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   Old Thread  #730 6 Jan 2019 at 10.43am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Iím going over for the arsenal game, keep your eye out for me on TV
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   Old Thread  #729 5 Jan 2019 at 9.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Keep your mind off relegation for a bit I suppose
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   Old Thread  #728 5 Jan 2019 at 8.27pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What France?

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Rather than call the police to get the Blackpool protester off the coach they left him there and got another coach.
We don't snitch to the police
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   Old Thread  #727 5 Jan 2019 at 8.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Probably all the Goonies there for a great night out
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   Old Thread  #726 5 Jan 2019 at 8.11pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I can feel a little cup run coming for the world champs Jimbo
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   Old Thread  #725 5 Jan 2019 at 8.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Sell out crowd at Tranmere to watch the Spurs.... less than 4000 Blackpool fans turn out to watch the Arse... Goonies outnumber them by over 1000.... but one of theirs climbs on top of the Arse bus in protest or was it Ozil
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   Old Thread  #724 5 Jan 2019 at 5.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Nothing is certain in football It happened to us this time last year

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   Old Thread  #723 5 Jan 2019 at 4.27pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Could be your bubble being popped tonight....just got a feeling
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The bigger the bubble the bigger the bang when it pops
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   Old Thread  #721 5 Jan 2019 at 9.01am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Ere we go, all the once a year ****ing spunkís making an appearance now theyíve just beat a ****ing pub side with what looked like fozzyís playing at centre half, nowhere to be seen when things ainít so good ✊️💦
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   Old Thread  #720 4 Jan 2019 at 11.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Just watching sky sports news after the mighty spurs win and there talking to Rafa , he says he has a vision
Of getting into the top ten , what are the ****s gonna do , sing a song
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   Old Thread  #719 4 Jan 2019 at 10.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
See the meth heads back tomorrow
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   Old Thread  #718 4 Jan 2019 at 10.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Thank you for the correction have a gold star and go top of the class
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Done alright aswell
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   Old Thread  #716 4 Jan 2019 at 9.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ralphy ...The young lad Marsh that came on for his debut is my mates nephew
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It's Ofsted
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   Old Thread  #714 4 Jan 2019 at 9.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
COYS
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Don't call me ugly that's no way for a teacher to behave, I'm going to report you to Ofstead
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   Old Thread  #712 4 Jan 2019 at 2.27pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You know you'd switch allegiance if we'd have you.


But we won't. You're too ugly. Hence the helmet
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   Old Thread  #711 4 Jan 2019 at 1.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Leave my mate Bradders alone you pair of inbred ****s
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Nah he's alright a bit daft maybe just needs a few sessions of CBT.
Stay around Braders
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Canít knock a nail in a knot mate

Careful, he will throw the teddy out of the cot, he usually does
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They still scored 5

Can you reread my post and then edit your post 'cos yours doesn't make sense.
No actually leave for the other to see
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They still scored 5
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What if they lose 6-5 ?
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They only score 5 when play **** teams
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The big teams yes and the team that was big 3 decades ago and was having a bit of a run up until tonight
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City can still turn up when they play the big teams eh?

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Agree there, Aguero, superb

Sterling missed two easy chances ffs

Great game though, two top teams there, high tempo game, I expected a burn out, nothing, Aguero chased everything, brilliant
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   Old Thread  #701 3 Jan 2019 at 10.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Hardly a thrashing. That first half almost goal was just 11 mm from being in. Now there's a phrase you probably do recognise... 11 mm. About twice as long as your little fella.

Had to happen at some point. And you can't argue with class like aguero. No business scoring from there.

Still top and still a long way to go.

Not for the spuds of course. Their wheels have come off. 😆
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So the Michael's are not the Invincibles only one Premier League team to achieve that.
Still prefer them to win the League than the Wallets though
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Your right, heís a boring **** alright

Like the scousers who just got thrashed by City
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Good result ... now watch the Mickies lose another couple of games
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Wasn't talking to you or are you hearing voices again?
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Stop following me around the forum you weirdo noncey ****
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He's said to everyone when in fact it's actually himself
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You said I was
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**** off snowflake, your gonna win **** all, like the spunkís your ******* will go when it comes to the crunch.
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I was having a manicure
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   Old Thread  #690 3 Jan 2019 at 7.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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After you ****. I dont care what you say

Hope you behaved yourself last night after 30 chances of a goal and ended up with none, no nasty text messages I hope?
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   Old Thread  #689 3 Jan 2019 at 7.11pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You are probably the most boring and predictable to ever post in this thread.
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   Old Thread  #688 3 Jan 2019 at 7.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Attack attack attack, Iím hoping for goals galore
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   Old Thread  #687 3 Jan 2019 at 6.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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And that's what it probably will be.

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You was just lucky the first game and even luckier in the second
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   Old Thread  #686 3 Jan 2019 at 5.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Well your lot had 2 chances to do something about it. ..

Come on you reds

I'm hoping for a better match than the last one but I'd be happy with the same score

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Whereís Mal with his pre match prediction?
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   Old Thread  #684 3 Jan 2019 at 5.40pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Draw would suit us
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Yes come on the Wallets don't want the Scouse scum to go the whole season unbeaten.
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Should be a cracker
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   Old Thread  #681 3 Jan 2019 at 1.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Come on city
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Dear oh dear, is that the best yous have got
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Colin****er.
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He shaves his eyebrows ....and heís a **** just like you Magoo
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Neil warnock
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   Old Thread  #676 1 Jan 2019 at 8.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You must know James

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Thankyou Jimmy ****ing Hill
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It was also only Burnley w@nkstain
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Iím glad they keep playing that Sissoko **** cause he is seriously ****, must admit they do well playing with 10 men

Potty is a good manager imho but what the **** does he see in him

Need another couple of midfield players for a serious crack at the title
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Itís only Cardiff ****y
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COYS
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****ing liberty £ 700 !! I could buy my kid two pairs of trainers for that
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And you Kenneth
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Frank Pickle is dead I am the main man now.... did I tell you about the time the pub ran out of crisps
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But to be fair jimmer, they do force the kids to watch the game at Everton so it's not all good...
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   Old Thread  #665 1 Jan 2019 at 3.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
HNY to you all.
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   Old Thread  #664 1 Jan 2019 at 3.43pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Looks like youve broken your new years resolution not be a boring **** already
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Apparently this is what clubs charge for kids being a match day mascot

Premier League mascot prices
West Ham United £700
Leicester City £600
Tottenham Hotspur £405
Wolves £395
Crystal Palace £375
Brighton £350
Burnley £300
Fulham £270
Cardiff City £255
Watford £250
Bournemouth £185
Free: Arsenal, Everton, Chelsea, Huddersfield, Liverpool, Man City, Man United, Newcastle United and Southampton.

Well done the clubs that donít charge
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   Old Thread  #662 1 Jan 2019 at 11.30am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Sainos own
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   Old Thread  #661 1 Jan 2019 at 9.31am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Happy New Year to you all and your families
But not to your football teams
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Sipsmith or sainos own
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Honestly.
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Drinking my own body weight in gin and praying for morning. ...

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And you malster , what you doing in that dump ?
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And you jimmer , here's to another year of owning these ****s on here 🍾🍾🍾
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DP pids3f
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HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU CAAAAANNNTTTTSSS XXX
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   Old Thread  #652 31 Dec 2018 at 10.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Out in Bolton

Wish me luck

Happy new year fellas ☺
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****ing bags of it
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Nasri..... havenít wet sham got enough crocks
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Heís got a pal with some top grade choom
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I heard the Spuds were after him but chose a team with more potential
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Sky sports news
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Who the **** would sign that pile of ****
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I say itís Fred Elliott, Fred Elliott I say
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Say that again I dare ya, I double dare ya....
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I'm seeing double
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You been snorting wanger through that helmet again
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You been snorting wanger through that helmet again
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Would rather the Scouse scum win the league than the Wallets, Chavs and Spuds,
It's good if it's shared around a bit.
Our new manager still needs a bit more time so It'll be the Arse next year
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Lazy selfish c**** the lot of em

Thursday is a big match but too soon to be a title decider. I'll be happy to avoid defeat. A win is entirely possible given our form.

Let's face it. Only a real dick wouldn't want Liverpool to win the league this season. Or a man utd fan which is basically worse than a dick.

Still half a season to go but we did the first half without being near our best so let's keep hoping eh?

YNWA
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Right there

Thatís the difference, Fergie would have had those ****s out.

Looks like Costa (horrible ****) and Pogba (lazy ****, or was!) have both cost him his job

Massive game next Thursday Mal, could be the title decider and 10 points clear, should be an absolute cracker
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I know they've only been playing s*** teams since solskjear took over, but those man utd players should be ashamed of themselves the way they've actually started to give a s*** since moanhinho's sacking

200 grand a week for not even trying

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No I donít
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Yes you do
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We donít care
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What was you doing in York I thought you come from West Wickham?

It was a boarding school. A bit posh, like!
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Best team to play in claret and blue is winning I see
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You really are one dumb son of a bitch cleetus 🦃
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It's during the war , dopey **** , can't even get that right
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ďWhen I was in the warĒ in a fools and horses grandad voice
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He was evacuated there during the war
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What was you doing in York I thought you come from West Wickham?
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I know that Ken

I went past the Ivy restaurant, full of 10 bob millionaires, champagne lips and lemonade pockets, you know, the type, typical ****ers bar, full of people like some who post on here al bet
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He'll be begging to get back out in the campervan
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**** it... I knew overweight navi would give the game away
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Two comments aimed at me
Bivvy... hang up ... I went through a tunnel on train and my battery died... called you back as soon as and you never answered... prob had your snout in a trough and Magoo .... do one 🖕... yesterday was for my grandson
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**** me 70 bottles !!! Who was you with JR Ewing ?

Itís funny how supporters of teams who do not suffer from delusions of grandeur do not come on here pissing and whinging about how ****ing great they were first half and should have scored 10 and how the other side didnít deserve it and all that ********, no... they just think to themselves oh well thereís always next week and I really hope we win but if not so be it as long as I have my health and my wealth.

Do you know what I think some ladís try a bit to hard to prove just how passionate they are about their team when in reality itís just and excuse to dress up for the day and take selfies outside gay bars as if they are some crazy , whacky football loon when all they are really doing is trying to do is gently come out of the closet.

I can remember football when it was a manís game and not played by tattooíd pussies and supported by gender neutral, overweight naviís.
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See told ya lucky ****ing cheating scousy scum ****s
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   Old Thread  #618 30 Dec 2018 at 9.29am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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After 70 bottles over champers at the match yesterday i decided i would be the bigger man and call our to resident spuds to offer some consolation. You can imagine my surprise when they both hung up on me

I was only offering some support.
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   Old Thread  #617 30 Dec 2018 at 9.04am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I went to school in York, Chris. Fabulous city.
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   Old Thread  #616 29 Dec 2018 at 9.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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No problem at all ralphy. Let's hope we play as well against city and keep a bit of distance between us and them.

Still at a loss as to what happened to your lot today. Too much Xmas turkey in their legs.
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   Old Thread  #615 29 Dec 2018 at 9.41pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Stuffed Big time , done us a favour to
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   Old Thread  #614 29 Dec 2018 at 9.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Just got in from a very disappointing game... after an ok first half where we took the lead and should of had a couple more we totally turned off for the second ... yet wolves really didnít look like troubling our defence and then they score from a corner... after which they up their game to score another couple.... totally bemused... oh well thatís football and thatís Spurs for you.... at least the goonies got stuffed
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   Old Thread  #613 29 Dec 2018 at 8.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Think it's line dancing down the day centre tonight mate .
Done us a favour destroying them ****s
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   Old Thread  #612 29 Dec 2018 at 8.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yep

Don't score against us. It just p***** us off...



Where's tinhead? Oh hang on. He went into hiding early didn't he?
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   Old Thread  #611 29 Dec 2018 at 8.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yes mate ?
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   Old Thread  #610 29 Dec 2018 at 7.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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5 - 1 WTF
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   Old Thread  #609 29 Dec 2018 at 7.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Ere Din ?
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   Old Thread  #608 29 Dec 2018 at 5.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Same as every ****ing year, your bottle goes when it matters ✊️💦
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   Old Thread  #607 29 Dec 2018 at 5.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Wtf happened
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   Old Thread  #606 29 Dec 2018 at 5.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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See I ****ing told ya, heís now totally ****ing confused... Iím going over to watch the world champs play Arsenal do you want me to take him over with me ?
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   Old Thread  #605 29 Dec 2018 at 5.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wtf?

Wheels come off a bit early this year jimmer?

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   Old Thread  #604 29 Dec 2018 at 4.58pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #603 29 Dec 2018 at 4.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I'm going out tonight so won't be online after the Arse match so........
If it's a win then UP THE ARSE!
If it's a loss or draw then it's lucky ****ing cheating scousy scum ****s

Not going well for the Spuds
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   Old Thread  #602 29 Dec 2018 at 2.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I am out in York James, bit of sophistication and culture, something that you football hooligans are not accustomed too

Enjoy the day out with your grandson, good place to take the kids, happy days

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   Old Thread  #601 29 Dec 2018 at 1.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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**** that , he's well out of my league mate , have a goodun
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   Old Thread  #600 29 Dec 2018 at 1.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #599 29 Dec 2018 at 1.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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How old is he Jim , reckon I'll take him easy💪
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   Old Thread  #598 29 Dec 2018 at 12.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Shame, could have got ralphy up and got your young un to armwrestle him for money.
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   Old Thread  #597 29 Dec 2018 at 11.49am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Let the crowds get away then make our way back
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   Old Thread  #596 29 Dec 2018 at 11.38am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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In ****ing Watford !!
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   Old Thread  #595 29 Dec 2018 at 11.36am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Close. Oil men.
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   Old Thread  #594 29 Dec 2018 at 11.31am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You with mike ?
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   Old Thread  #593 29 Dec 2018 at 11.30am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Dont think hes allowed in the lounge where we are mate
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   Old Thread  #592 29 Dec 2018 at 11.19am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Playing twister with Elton at half time Iíll wager
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   Old Thread  #591 29 Dec 2018 at 11.18am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Shouldnít you be waiting till the lads a little bit older before he decides who he wants to support, your going to build his hopes up and when it all goes Pete heís going to blame you Jim and will effect his decision making for the rest of his life.
Just saying.
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   Old Thread  #590 29 Dec 2018 at 11.08am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #589 29 Dec 2018 at 10.07am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You hanging around after for a while Jim ?
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   Old Thread  #588 29 Dec 2018 at 9.43am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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On the train I thought we could go up the Shard but itís cloudy so heís going to have a tour of the gay bars around Soho
Taking grandson will be like when I took Ralphy just wonít have to hold my grandsons hand
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   Old Thread  #587 29 Dec 2018 at 9.40am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Armchair day for you Scozza
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   Old Thread  #586 29 Dec 2018 at 9.13am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I should imagine itís full of tossers just like yourself eating prawn sandwiches and drinking Prosecco

Letís hope you win and nobody gets any nasty text messages lol
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   Old Thread  #585 29 Dec 2018 at 8.58am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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In my way to vicarage road today, prawn sandwich corporate day

No combats
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   Old Thread  #584 29 Dec 2018 at 8.38am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Combats on and on the way to the game with my grandson COYS
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