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   Old Thread  #2340 20 Aug 2019 at 6.59am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Well said that man

Where are you then, fishing?
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   Old Thread  #2339 20 Aug 2019 at 6.55am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Didnít watch all the game last night Mal, there are better things to be looking at where I am
Why the **** they persist with Pogba is beyond me,constantly caught in possession, total lack of effort and the look of shock on his face when he missed the penalty as if it was someone elseís thought was embarrassing.
I hope they donít because I believe it will **** up there season but if it was me I would ship the ****ing over rated mercenary **** straight out as soon as possible and give someone else a chance.
Who that player will be I have know idea and nor do the mancs in my opinion, I have never seen such a ludicrous show of incompetence in the transfer market in the last 5 years as what has gone on there.
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   Old Thread  #2338 20 Aug 2019 at 6.46am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Watched the game. Iím guessing UTD weíre happy with the result, point away to Wolves who like you say, not many will fancy a trip there. A draw is better than the last 3 losses to them.

First half very good performance, credit to Wolves, second half took it to them. Pogba was poor as was Lingard,not sure how the Rashford, martial combo will pan out and where Lingard fits in
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   Old Thread  #2337 20 Aug 2019 at 0.59am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Well played wolves. I can see them challenging for top 6 this season at the expense of chelski maybe...

Utd their own worst enemy with the penalty rubbish... pogba still thinks he's bigger than the club! I think rashford would have buried it.

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It is James but at the end of the day this was about your lads progressing, a second game will be the test
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   Old Thread  #2335 17 Aug 2019 at 7.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Just wondering what squad number poch is giving that VAR lad. He was your best player today jimmer

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   Old Thread  #2334 17 Aug 2019 at 7.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Well thatís one point we didnít deserve....De Bruyne was superb.... but thatís a point Iíll happily take.
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Fish nets you mean
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   Old Thread  #2332 17 Aug 2019 at 1.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Abu Dhabi 3 The Harry Kane Team 1
For me.
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   Old Thread  #2331 17 Aug 2019 at 1.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It's got nil nil draw written all over it...

If eriksen starts it should be a decent game. And that new lad ndombele looks a player. Although the spuds are gonna need a bigger team bus now. He's like a house!

I'm getting my kit ready just in case Jurgen needs me to play in nets. It's only a matter of time...

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   Old Thread  #2330 17 Aug 2019 at 10.46am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Big game today James and Ralph, do you fancy it?
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   Old Thread  #2329 16 Aug 2019 at 5.12pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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PMSL

Least you have a sense of humour Kenneth
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I knew it wouldn't be long before a spammer claimed the cup for themselves to go with the 66 world cup eh?
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   Old Thread  #2327 16 Aug 2019 at 1.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Well pleased for a West Ham icon. Who could ever forget THIS...

Once a Hammer, always a Hammer!

COYI

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Dp oops
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   Old Thread  #2324 16 Aug 2019 at 1.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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😂
We can't all afford swimming pools ken...


In other news...

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/11786462/liverpools-adrian-injured-by-celebrating-fan-at-super-cup

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   Old Thread  #2322 16 Aug 2019 at 12.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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"He'll be your clown or your puppet or your April Fool"

...and nick the water from your swimming pool...
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Shamed to admit I actually had that single when I was a kid
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   Old Thread  #2320 16 Aug 2019 at 12.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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"He'll be your clown or your puppet or your April Fool"
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   Old Thread  #2319 16 Aug 2019 at 10.30am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wasnít playing that old jimmy osmond classic was you mal ?
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   Old Thread  #2318 16 Aug 2019 at 6.23am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ha ha, the SAS days, Shearer and Sutton

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I was doing it for the kids man

Most entertaining thing they'd seen at Ewood since shearer!
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   Old Thread  #2316 15 Aug 2019 at 7.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Anyway, without changing the subject of haircuts and following football teams when there winning it wasnít so long ago you stuck a picture on here playing a guitar with the Blackburn players with your nancy boy haircut
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It was like one of those waters you go and have a look at Jimmy. Climb a few trees sit for a few hours, flick a few baits in, see what's going on, see if you fancy it. Few old gnarly ones, rucks of pasties troughing everything in sight and some bloated God awful Simmos. Was all I could see. So you leave it and go back years later see how it's come on. Pasties are less prevalent so are the Simmos and there's a lot more old gnarly ones. Some have clearly been moved into this water as I recognize the scale pattern. That'll do
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Utd won a game jimmer....

He'll go quiet once normal service is resumed

Scozza, normally I take the banter on here for what it is - just a bit of fun - but you've overstepped the mark in that last post. I'd like to make it clear to all that the combination of the words 'hair' and 'cut' have no place in my world and to suggest it on a public forum is simply unacceptable.

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   Old Thread  #2313 15 Aug 2019 at 5.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Well said mate on all the last posts. These southern pussies donít know **** all about woman

Same with beer, they drink it without a head on it ffs

Mal could pass as a southerner with a haircut like that
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   Old Thread  #2312 15 Aug 2019 at 4.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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8 years a member and 118 posts, youíve suddenly found your voice, have you started puberty
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   Old Thread  #2311 15 Aug 2019 at 2.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Fully paid up member of the Wheeltappers and Shunters club, frozen north branch.
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**** me a manc who actually lives up there... or does he
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With these boyish good looks, charming manner and lines like the ones I've divulged that line of approach hasn't been necessary.
Only once I've told them I'm an angler.........
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   Old Thread  #2308 15 Aug 2019 at 11.07am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Probably used Rohypnol and gaffer tape on a few ladies
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See that Scozza, ruining things for other teams fans for generations. 1977, what a year, dippers with the league and European cup in the bag travel to Wembley red hot favourites for an unprecedented daddy treble. Only thing in their way the mob from down the East Lancs. In off the Greenhoff final ensues and the dippers treble is in tatters. Takes 22 years for the daddy treble to be achieved, by the team that stopped the team. You can't replicate firsts only copy.

My old draughtsman lecturer had a picture on his desk of a guy holding an Ocelot mate. It had a quote with it. "I don't do drugs I am drugs." Thought cool! Used it many times since on a few ladies and it works a treat
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I can't help it Ken. Start seeing flying Welsh wingers and English striker's banging them in and the drum starts beating
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   Old Thread  #2305 15 Aug 2019 at 9.58am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I like and agree with what I perceive as your politics but then you go an spoil a good initial image by spouting crap about Manure!
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   Old Thread  #2304 14 Aug 2019 at 11.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wise words from a man we all respect.

Ocelot? Are they those scrawny little cat things that wish they were bigger, tougher, faster in fact a bit more everything so they could be real leopards? What do you wish you were? Don't ally yourself with scozza too quickly - he'll be supporting somebody else next week.

Scozza... my distaste of all things Man Utd is years old. Dates back to 1977 and the FA cup final if you must know. But you probably don't know that football existed before the premier league and that Utd were a team before Ferguson... things like that can have an effect on a young impressionable mind. traumatic events can stay with people for decades. Ask anyone you know about the first time they met you for example...

No worries about living in the shadow. The light shining off Jurgen's teeth is as good as the bloody floodlights



Another trophy for the cabinet tonight. Albeit in scrappy circumstances, but a win is a win. Hats off to Lampard for playing an attack minded system.

Peace and love man, peace and love
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   Old Thread  #2303 14 Aug 2019 at 5.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Iíve known what they are like for a long time mate, trust me, they are easy

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Its like UCN enzyme Scozza. Perhaps the bait boffins are looking in the wrong place for the ultimate attractor
It's clearly red and you get it in Manchester is a good starting point
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Upper Tier Stretford End

Made me laugh that. When I have been you really struggle to get a good seat and even struggle to see the numbers on their shirts the stadium is that big

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I certainly did mate, they will **** it up and be back down where they belong soon, back in the shadows

Thereís one thing I can guarantee mate, when the fishings hard I can always get a bite from a few of my mates and Mal. I only have to mention Manchester United
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See the fear in that post Scozza? That's the reaction you want when these small club fans see anything about Man United. Understandable though with the Big Red Machine on the March
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   Old Thread  #2298 14 Aug 2019 at 3.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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More sad, deluded people love Man United than any other club.

Corrected that for you, offyoutrot.
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Few fair points, the end needs tweeking a bit though.
More people love Man United than any other club.
Leading others to hate Man United.
Man United is a broad church Scozza.
You are welcome.


Upper Tier Stretford End
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Agree, probably washing his hair

By ek Mal, I'm still laughing. I didn't know that living in the shadows of Manchester United for so long had scared you so badly
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Can't argue there tin head

Long long days of fishing, relaxing and being funnier than scozza....
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What did you expect it's the school holidays lazy ****er has too much time on his hands.
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Thanks for taking time out to type that, you boring ****

Keep trying, one day you will be funny

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Right scozza. To save you further embarrassment on the footy thread, here is some simple reading to prepare yourself for the coming season....

The blue team in Manchester is the better one
The red team in Liverpool is the better one. Always.
Frank lampard isn't playing for Chelsea, he's the manager.
He can't buy any players.
But he can sell his best ones
Arsenal are a football team from north London
Which is not as good as being a football team from the north west
Spurs are the other team in north London
They are good
Until February
West Ham have a football stadium in London. They don't necessarily play football there.
Other teams do.
Better than West Ham
Most football fans choose one club to support regardless of trends, results, fashion etc.
You don't apparently
The premier league is 'a two horse race'
The champions league is 'ours'
Ralph's predictions come true.
Sometimes
We can forgive jimmer
And ken
But not magoo
And we try not to mock bivvie.
It's not his fault.
New people will come to the footy thread
They will be 'owned'
Then they will leave.
Everyone
Except you
Hates Man Utd

Let me know if you need any more
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**** off ****
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You really are one dumb ****
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Ha ha, thought it was the league, not looked

Knew who it was when bin dippers was mentioned though lol
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They don't give points for the super cup you pillock



Good start to the season you're having scozza
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Donít worry mate. I bet Jim and Ralph are dreading this Saturday night

Should be an interesting game that one. Sissoko hat trick?

Bin dippers

Be nice if you took a point from that
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Dreading Wednesday the bin dippers are going to spank us
Mind you they have had 2 days extra rest and are playing at home
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Niver...

I donít think they have the cash they once had

I will take that back, they plan a 70 million bid for Chilwell once the bans lifted

Plenty of time to save up
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They canít have a clear out they are on a transfer ban
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Thought the same mate. Kante is a very good player, starter for me.

Same as with the fire power, Abrahamís in a top 4 club, mmmmmm, happy to be wrong. Pedro, Alonso (just crap), Giroud, same as, goal every 3 or 4 games man for me

Frank needs a clear out, seems to me they are holding onto the purse strings

Barclay is another one, looks decent at times then just poor. I like Lampard, good player too, I would like to see how he gets on. The plus side he can only improve on that
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Could not understand not starting pulisic and kante. Also we are going to struggle for goals this season. As long as we are top half of table at the end i will be happy.
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   Old Thread  #2281 12 Aug 2019 at 9.18am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I thought Chelski made it into a scruffy game with their 5 man midfield game

60 minutes in and Utd finally played counter attacking football, prior to that far too slow in their build up
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   Old Thread  #2280 11 Aug 2019 at 9.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Well that went well
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   Old Thread  #2279 11 Aug 2019 at 6.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yes
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   Old Thread  #2278 11 Aug 2019 at 6.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Did you play this weekend ?
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   Old Thread  #2277 11 Aug 2019 at 6.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
UP THE ARSE!
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   Old Thread  #2276 11 Aug 2019 at 6.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Blinding weekend , two of the finest showers of **** getting absolutely tonked , appy days 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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   Old Thread  #2275 11 Aug 2019 at 9.12am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You did you silly ****
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   Old Thread  #2274 11 Aug 2019 at 0.43am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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No man is an island magoo

Apart from maybe razor ruddock....
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   Old Thread  #2273 10 Aug 2019 at 11.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Iíve been filming the new love island, how did West Ham get on ?
**** me did you get a roll end of film to use.??
West ham 2 Love Island 4

says it all really
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Who asked you ****s mouth ?
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Utter dog **** as usual , ****ing ✊💦💦
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   Old Thread  #2270 10 Aug 2019 at 8.12pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Iíve been filming the new love island, how did West Ham get on ?
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   Old Thread  #2269 10 Aug 2019 at 7.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Well deserved win .... COYS
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COYS
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   Old Thread  #2267 10 Aug 2019 at 6.41pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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We missed an earthquake as well I believe, what area are you Ken ?
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   Old Thread  #2266 10 Aug 2019 at 4.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Right there

My teams in the championship this year. Tough league this year, some serious competition for the top spots

I will be following UTD
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   Old Thread  #2265 10 Aug 2019 at 4.36pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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See you managed to survive the storm, Jim. It was pretty hairy down here yesterday and overnight.
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   Old Thread  #2264 10 Aug 2019 at 4.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It wouldnít be Spurs if we didnít **** up at the crucial time, youíd think weíd get use to it but we donít. Who you supporting this year then ?
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   Old Thread  #2263 10 Aug 2019 at 3.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Itís when it comes to the crucial games for me, no room for **** ups

I think itís gonna be a close one this season
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   Old Thread  #2262 10 Aug 2019 at 3.11pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Credit where due... I ****ing hated him but heís knuckled down and turned his game around, very strong midfielder, heís shootings a bit wayward tho 😂
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   Old Thread  #2261 10 Aug 2019 at 1.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I hope they finish above man utd....


In 17th place
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   Old Thread  #2259 10 Aug 2019 at 12.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Predictions Ralphy .

Reckon wet sham will just avoid the drop
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   Old Thread  #2258 10 Aug 2019 at 9.36am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Sissoko was everywhere

If I was a Spurs fan he would have been number 1 on the list of players I would have wanted out. Headless ****ing chicken, how may **** ups last year, odd good game and back to standard. Iím surprised James?
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   Old Thread  #2257 10 Aug 2019 at 7.56am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yes good deals, we had a good pre season Ive been quite impressed with the football Iíve seen in the friendlies.... Sissoko was everywhere in the Inter game and joined up with new signing Ndembele we have a very strong hard working midfield... Sessegnon was a good buy, not seen La Celso but he is highly rated.
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   Old Thread  #2256 9 Aug 2019 at 10.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Over to you city....
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   Old Thread  #2255 9 Aug 2019 at 9.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It looks like itís gonna be a long old season for some clubs, started off on a flyer

Ffs if itís game for game all season that will be unreal
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   Old Thread  #2254 9 Aug 2019 at 8.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Decent start jimmer

Look a bit open in defence and not happy seeing alisson go off...

Norwich are going to have to adapt to the premier league a bit if they don't want to get stuffed every week

You happy with the spuds transfer business?
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   Old Thread  #2253 9 Aug 2019 at 8.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Well they ainít doing bad st the moment .... half time 4-0
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   Old Thread  #2252 9 Aug 2019 at 8.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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We will push city all the way again... and maybe retain our champions league...

What about your team?




Or have you not decided who you're supporting yet this year?

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   Old Thread  #2251 9 Aug 2019 at 7.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Footys back. With VAR

Can only be a good thing for me

Are you gonna win it this year or are you going to **** about again?
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   Old Thread  #2250 9 Aug 2019 at 4.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Footys back 😊

Predictions ralphy?
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   Old Thread  #2249 7 Aug 2019 at 8.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Heading back into Devon on Thursday Ken, sister lives in Teignmouth, been all over Caaaarnwall.... are you the beast of Bodmin moor
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   Old Thread  #2248 7 Aug 2019 at 12.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Nasty weather for Thursday night into Friday with storms forecast for the weekend. The Boardmasters has been cancelled, not that I think that was where you were heading, Jim.

Take care!
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   Old Thread  #2247 4 Aug 2019 at 10.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Is he homeless
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   Old Thread  #2246 4 Aug 2019 at 12.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ginger got back to me, looks like heís doing some ultra underground urban carping, heís grown a beard and got tattoos the full monty, he looks like a cross between monty modlin and gaz fareham the **** 😏
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   Old Thread  #2244 4 Aug 2019 at 10.21am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I bet the little fella canít wait to get to Cornwall
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   Old Thread  #2243 4 Aug 2019 at 9.54am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Off to the lane today with my grandson, then off to Caaarnwall tomorrow for a couple of days, Look our for me Ken 😂
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   Old Thread  #2242 31 Jul 2019 at 1.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Did you win James, 1- 0 up when I looked in?

Couldn't find anything on BBC scores

Edit - ITV4 tonight, in the final

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   Old Thread  #2241 30 Jul 2019 at 6.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Just googled it and they are fitted with GPS trackers to map out performance etc
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   Old Thread  #2240 30 Jul 2019 at 6.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My lads are out in Munich for this we all went 3 years ago for it.... if you want to WTF then WTF are them sports bras theyíre all wearing
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   Old Thread  #2239 30 Jul 2019 at 5.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Audi cup, WTF is this shower of sihite
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   Old Thread  #2238 29 Jul 2019 at 9.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Didn't she used to have a cooking show on tv?
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   Old Thread  #2237 29 Jul 2019 at 10.50am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Fanny dodger
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   Old Thread  #2236 28 Jul 2019 at 6.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Now now girls
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   Old Thread  #2235 28 Jul 2019 at 5.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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**** off ****
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Do
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   Old Thread  #2233 28 Jul 2019 at 3.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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No I donít
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You do or you wouldnít have commented
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No one cares sumo.
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   Old Thread  #2230 27 Jul 2019 at 10.30am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Real got hammered .... 4 goals for Costa and sent off 😁
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Harsh ralphy.

I'm surprised he hasn't just headbutted him. He's got previous with hasn't he?
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   Old Thread  #2228 23 Jul 2019 at 6.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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His Mumís took his phone off him until he tidies his bedroom
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   Old Thread  #2227 23 Jul 2019 at 1.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ralphy you changed your number, I sent you a message inviting you to the lane for the inter game but you ainít replied
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   Old Thread  #2226 23 Jul 2019 at 7.29am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wouldn't need it
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You still got that milk crate ?
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See zidanes asked the McCanns to take bale on holiday to Portugal
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Your **** and you know you are your **** **** **** **** , more than you
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Oh do **** off stumpy, how many games are you going too this year ya dumb **** ?
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See wet sham have done well pre season , watched em get slaughtered by the toon yesterday , what a ****ing shower of **** 😂😂😂😂😂😂🍻😂😂🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Some excellent football played, enjoyed watching the game, the youngsters looked good and my mates nephew played ( George Marsh ) and a corker of a goal from Kane, catching the ex goonie keeper off his line... promising 👍
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Harry Kane from the halfway line
COYS
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   Old Thread  #2218 15 Jul 2019 at 6.28am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It was 7 summers
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Shame he's so tame on here.
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I know so , he's you're worst nightmare when he gets going
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if you say so
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Took me an afternoon ,

😂 He'd of eat you up n spat you you out , typical gooner , full of ****
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No.
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Have you ever met the man **** for brains ?
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You the guvnor don't make me laugh you're just a ****

BTW three summers?
Took me an afternoon
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   Old Thread  #2209 12 Jul 2019 at 5.13am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It took me three summers to finally break him, he was like a teenage rhino blundering about from disaster to disaster.
Constantly having to beat him mentally was, and I will admit it a real struggle at times as he fought back against what was realistically a bridge to far.
A gallant effort i must say but ultimately theres me and then theres the rest of yous mugs and there will only ever be one guvnor 💪⚒
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   Old Thread  #2208 11 Jul 2019 at 10.37pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ruined him , think he's back on the 💉
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   Old Thread  #2207 11 Jul 2019 at 1.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ralph owns him now mate... I donít know what happened in Croatia or wherever they went, but the ginger one has been very quiet since
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   Old Thread  #2206 11 Jul 2019 at 7.04am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Whereís the ginger beardsley Malph ?
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   Old Thread  #2205 10 Jul 2019 at 7.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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A pair?
You're all ****s no exceptions that includes all of you
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   Old Thread  #2204 10 Jul 2019 at 7.13pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Well there's no need for that sort of language, you baffoon
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   Old Thread  #2203 10 Jul 2019 at 6.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Cant we get back to subject of football, yous twos have really got me rattled...... ya backwards pair of ****s
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   Old Thread  #2202 10 Jul 2019 at 4.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Sounds like heís been cracked for years.
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   Old Thread  #2201 9 Jul 2019 at 9.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Deffo got him rattled mate , he's cracking
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   Old Thread  #2200 9 Jul 2019 at 8.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Got a new pal malph ? Has he got small man syndrome too ?
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   Old Thread  #2199 9 Jul 2019 at 5.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Reckon you've ****ed him off out of it mate 👍
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   Old Thread  #2198 9 Jul 2019 at 8.00am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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If you want the address and phone number pm me.
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   Old Thread  #2197 8 Jul 2019 at 10.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Alright bob Still fingering your sister ?
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   Old Thread  #2196 7 Jul 2019 at 11.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Too true
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   Old Thread  #2195 7 Jul 2019 at 4.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My sisters teacher was an England wicket keeper
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   Old Thread  #2194 7 Jul 2019 at 4.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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They'd beat you're shower of ****
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   Old Thread  #2193 7 Jul 2019 at 3.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Women are about as good at cricket as they are at ****ing football 🙄
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   Old Thread  #2192 3 Jul 2019 at 1.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I never seen them but your sister showed Ralphy hers
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   Old Thread  #2191 3 Jul 2019 at 6.06am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What are they like then ?
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   Old Thread  #2190 2 Jul 2019 at 8.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yes mate but nothing like the Jaywick ones
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   Old Thread  #2189 2 Jul 2019 at 1.11pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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No he's been cock fostered.
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   Old Thread  #2188 1 Jul 2019 at 3.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Did you catch crabs jim
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   Old Thread  #2187 1 Jul 2019 at 8.22am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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No mate, Iím too light
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   Old Thread  #2186 30 Jun 2019 at 8.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Did u sink in the end Jim
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   Old Thread  #2185 29 Jun 2019 at 10.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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He got rid of it cos he kept chipping his teeth
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   Old Thread  #2184 29 Jun 2019 at 8.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I bet you have chased a few with a vibrator
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   Old Thread  #2182 29 Jun 2019 at 5.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Nope

They sacked him and put ole gunnar solskjear in the job instead
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   Old Thread  #2181 29 Jun 2019 at 5.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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**** me where you been I tipped him over the edge just after I done you
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   Old Thread  #2180 29 Jun 2019 at 2.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What happened to cocks sucker , did he give up
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   Old Thread  #2179 29 Jun 2019 at 9.25am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ah Magoo.... it's snowflakes like me that support your right to be chased by lesbians with large vibrating implements.

Each to their own I say and I hope you enjoy it when she catches you


Peace and love man
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   Old Thread  #2178 29 Jun 2019 at 7.27am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Mal, I prefer my women in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant.
Donít get me wrong, I like to watch lesbians chasing about but I like to see one of them with a 12Ē vibrator in her hand.
Attempts to glorify this **** by guadianista ****ing snowflakes like yourself is demeaning and rather silly and quite honestly an insult to all the barmaids throughout the country.
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   Old Thread  #2177 28 Jun 2019 at 10.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Bet the kits are clean
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   Old Thread  #2176 28 Jun 2019 at 9.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The World Cup is bloody brilliant.

Get past your preconceptions and get involved - I'm loving it!
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   Old Thread  #2175 24 Jun 2019 at 11.21am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Your pub side wouldn't have beaten Cameroon yesterday jimmer. ..

They have been kicked off the park!
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   Old Thread  #2174 20 Jun 2019 at 9.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Womenís football.... I reckon an average pub side would beat the national team
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   Old Thread  #2173 19 Jun 2019 at 10.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Iím all for the ironing, cooking and washing up Ralph, deffo womanís work, somebody should tell this lazy **** who I live with
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   Old Thread  #2172 19 Jun 2019 at 10.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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****ing women's football , they should be playing women's games like netball or ironing
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   Old Thread  #2171 19 Jun 2019 at 9.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Womanís World Cup

Cmon, admit it, whoís watching it?

I was thinking the highlight maybe a web cam in the changing rooms (not the Jap ones lol) prior to starting. Or possibly a flash of tit with a shirt incident or maybe a few pubes with the shorts pulled down etc.

Anyway, England were quite good, Japs dominated the second half because we let them but our second goal was as good as any Iíve seen lol

Would like to see them play a division two side on a large pitch

Cmon Englandís bitches
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   Old Thread  #2170 18 Jun 2019 at 10.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Someone's gotta
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   Old Thread  #2169 18 Jun 2019 at 10.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Not that great big donger you sent me earlier 😂 , hate speech apparently
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   Old Thread  #2168 18 Jun 2019 at 9.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Same old unintelligible ****.
Poor sod at least his mum loves him
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   Old Thread  #2167 18 Jun 2019 at 8.58pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What you posted ?
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   Old Thread  #2166 18 Jun 2019 at 5.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Another 30 dayer from from Facebook n messenger 😂
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   Old Thread  #2165 16 Jun 2019 at 9.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Soccer aid.... Rachel Rileyís udders are shaping up nicely😛
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   Old Thread  #2164 15 Jun 2019 at 9.55am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Would have been quicker posting from madrid ! Enjoy .
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   Old Thread  #2163 15 Jun 2019 at 9.32am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Arrived yesterday thanks mate.

Bloody brilliant! Thanks a lot. Top man!
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   Old Thread  #2162 14 Jun 2019 at 9.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I think he's hoping for it to be more but if it's 10p then it'll have to be 10p.
Personally I prefer toilet paper to wipe my arse on
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   Old Thread  #2161 14 Jun 2019 at 9.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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If he sold it for 10pence hed be in profit
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   Old Thread  #2160 14 Jun 2019 at 2.37pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Hadn't arrived as of yesterday but I'm out before the post so could have been delivered today.
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   Old Thread  #2159 14 Jun 2019 at 11.16am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yes he got it but he's being a bit quiet as he sold it on for a profit
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   Old Thread  #2158 14 Jun 2019 at 11.14am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Did you get it ?
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   Old Thread  #2157 14 Jun 2019 at 6.59am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Never a 90 million player, if there is such a thing

They donít need Salah, if they needed one scouser it would be VVD, probably the best centre half in the game at the moment. I was laughing in the recent England game. Took the ball off Kane when he wanted, great player

They want Pogba out first and then, and then and then...
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   Old Thread  #2156 13 Jun 2019 at 9.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Loving the transfer speculation

Harry maguire £90 million quid 😅

Wan bissaka at least 60 million 😅😅

I hope man utd pay that much for them. Bloody hilarious. Apparently they are going to bid 180 million for salah. They haven't said if that's for his left or rIght boot though....
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   Old Thread  #2155 9 Jun 2019 at 8.40pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Sure is

Watched the England v Scotland world cup match earlier. Decent game. Way more entertaining than the nation's league match!
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   Old Thread  #2154 9 Jun 2019 at 7.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Quality mate , what a player , he's special
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Couple of messages off you , made my day ****
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   Old Thread  #2152 9 Jun 2019 at 7.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Heh heh

Not a chance ralphy. Not even for the 80 millions you'll get for eriksen. ..

He's a bit special isn't he? Must be ahead of trippier and walker for that position for me
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   Old Thread  #2151 9 Jun 2019 at 6.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What did you get for your birthday malph , apart from a clump of your mum ?
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   Old Thread  #2150 9 Jun 2019 at 4.37pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ere malster , fancy flogging Trent ?
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   Old Thread  #2149 9 Jun 2019 at 11.09am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Top man

Hoping vvd can persuade de ligt that Liverpool gets as much sunshine as Barcelona. ...
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   Old Thread  #2148 9 Jun 2019 at 9.14am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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90's
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there wonít theyve got a transfer ban
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   Old Thread  #2146 9 Jun 2019 at 8.34am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I think the same could be said for most international sides regarding top quality players. I donít mind Southgate and I think we should stick with him, he needs to stop playing with the 3 at the back though, ainít working. We should just play like we do in the premier league, high tempo and attacking football, reckon we could beat most teams, at least they would be exciting games.

As for transfers, well done Hazard, he has showed his commitment in an average Chelsea side for a while now, great player, deserves better.

There gonna be some cash flying around now £££££££££££££££££££££
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   Old Thread  #2145 9 Jun 2019 at 0.10am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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yes mate.... Leyton Orient manager
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yes mate.... Leyton Orient manager
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   Old Thread  #2143 8 Jun 2019 at 10.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Posted today mal.
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   Old Thread  #2142 8 Jun 2019 at 9.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yeah shocker. Was he ex spuds? 19 80's?
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   Old Thread  #2141 8 Jun 2019 at 8.38pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Justin Edinburgh .... only 49 ...RIP
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   Old Thread  #2140 8 Jun 2019 at 6.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It's simple really. England's first eleven probably wouldn't get into the top 4 in the premier league. Maybe not even top 6.

Holland have the best defender in the world while England have the best in Leicester!

There are some good youngsters coming through and I think Southgate will build around them.

Looking at the transfer news and the prospect of arsenal, Chelsea and maybe spurs and united losing their best players this summer if eriksen and de gea follow Ramsey and hazard abroad... Another 2 horse race next year...

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Agree on all points. At England level I question Sterlingís overhaul contribution, we just donít get the ball, or decent ones to Kane

Iím not for this passing in the 18 yard area either all the time, asking for trouble, and we got it from two errors. Back to 4 at the back for me, possibly 4,5,1
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   Old Thread  #2138 7 Jun 2019 at 11.04am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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The midfield is the major issue if you ask me and i don't really see how you fix it. Ok so creatively TAA was a miss, and maybe if he comes back as strong as he was the OX would help, but sterling is too erratic to be relied on and no one else in that midfield seems to have the creativity.

Looking to win on set pieces alone just isn't good enough. The game went 120mins and our last shot on target was at min 54. So we went 66mins without troubling the keeper, its pathetic.
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Back to the drawing board Iím afraid, itís not working, tactically rubbish too, all the possession in our own half, again just couldnít see us scoring, embarrassing mate
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Cheers malster 👍
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Last shot on target for England was at 54mins. ****ing atrocious, players should be ashamed.
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What a shower of **** that was

The Dutch on that performance are not a good side either
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Happy birthday ralphy


Don't worry I won't tell tell anyone you're really a Liverpool fan....

Have a good one fella
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**** the krankies have come alive.
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He knows Norman wisdom.
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Had to google that
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Matching sweatbands too
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Is that right hes down go bananas in his new Tottenham kit ?
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Happy birthday Ralphy
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Only when heís on the pipe
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does he always talk in riddles
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Aye,aye fletch is back on the furries
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Ho you mean wind.
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i wouldnít shoplift that from an Oxfam shop....and youíre the one ducking the tape shnoz
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You wont find it is asda smart price big nose. Not unless Ozwald Boateng is now doing a range there

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so youíre responsible for THAT shirt t
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You got it, he was coming along nicely until he had a massive internal build up of female pheromones
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Some fruit for the bowl.
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And became a better man for it id say, once id sorted out your eating and drinking habits and completely revamped your wardrobe, told you who paul weller was, took you to premiere french fishing venues .

**** me you even walk like a cokernee
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I would do there but i retired to the countryside 20 years
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Agree, Iíve some cracking nights out there mate, still go now and again, itís mental lol

Sometimes have a long weekend and watch the football too, afternoon and night sessions, cracking weekends, well pissed
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Me and a few mates used to do a regular trip over to a club called the Mayfair for the rock night. Slept in a transit van (not ideal in denim and leather) unless we got lucky or on a few occasions got adopted by some friendly locals. Brilliant nights and some top people
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Surely you can just do that every Friday down the Bigg Market....

Brilliant night out, been a few times

Walking up from the quayside, pub on the RHS I have seen 3 mass brawls in their, quality, they like a fight
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'I just like drinking beer and watch people punch each other in the face.'

Surely you can just do that every Friday down the Bigg Market....

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Not a fan of any particular boxer i just like drinking beer and watch people punch each other in the face. Think Ruiz is tied into a rematch with AJ. Based on what i seen last night he's gonna have to pull his socks up big style or hes getting bashed again.
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Long way to go to watch him get ironed out, dont dell boy fancy it with lard ass ?
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Move away from the crack pipe.
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Hereís one, you was never going to win **** all you never do.
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Thatís because we know the better team lost.
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And to top it all ken, Andy Carroll is leaving. Hard times. ..


Apologies for the many posts last night ... a mix of champions league win and old Rosie cider I'm afraid

It wasn't a good match but most of you lot will be used to having to watch that kind of game regularly so no complaining.

Alli was really rubbish though....
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Well, Mal. turns out you were right...it is a liver bird!

Not a great game but well done, Liverpool and bad luck, Spuds. At least you can say you've been there. 1965 is a long time ago yet still I think wistfully of the day when the Mighty Hammers come home with an second European trophy. Sadly I don't think I have got that many years left in me!

COYI
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🖕off
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Ralphy and jimmer and all them other ****ing dopes who pop up now and again are very quiet this morning
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No problem Mal have it on me.
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Yeah, heard that 35 years old, was a decent player
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After our **** week I won't be shouting too loud but quietly pleased the Spuds didn't win and so not making it worse.

RIP Reyes only 35
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Amazing night Mal no sleep at all , sadly i will miss celebrations in our city , great day for me yesterday won £500 on the derby , just missed out on winning on the fight had ruiz to win in the first 5 rounds ,never bet on football ,met some really great lads on our journey spurs lads included , the barcelona match was as good as it gets , seeing messi score that goal in his home ground was special , they didnt deserve to beat us 3 that night we did deserve to beat them 4-0 at anfield .
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Go and tell somebody somebody who's interested you boring ****

In tears, you ****er

You were rubbish, I bet Barca were thinking **** me...

Spurs were the better side by far, even still, very poor game so nothing to be proud off

You were second in the league, that's what matters

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YNWA
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Cheers jeffire


Safe journey back my mate


YNWA

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Where are you spuds?
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Alli?

Seriously? ...

Waste of space
.kane .. ? No problem

Alexander Arnold. England full back
Milner England captain

We are the best in Europe by a mile
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****in get in yesssssss , got you one mal will post it to you when im back on tues
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You know it's true rajphy

Only one team in Europe tonight


😆

My boys

Jose antonio reyes
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**** off malster , you were second best
Never a pen either
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wasnít to be....well done Liverpool, proud of our boys, 5 times we were on the verge of going out but they defied all the odds to make the final, COYS
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Crying now


Jeffire get me a programme if you can and I'll pay you the quids

Honestly
..


In tears for my boys
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Who would have thought that origi would be so worshipped?

Klopp is a genius
.
Takes average players and makes them world beaters

F**** y** scozza
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It would be an absolute ****s trick to come in here and the the spuds have it..... but
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Congrats scousers but my lord that was bloody bloody boring. Still, least the spuds lost.
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Come on!!!@!!

Glenn hoddle, Harry kane, jimmer, ralphy, pochettino, chas, dave. .. your boys took one hell of a beating.....

6 European cups for my boys!!!!!

F**** y*& scozza

Best team in Europe. End of.
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Paint drying.
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Football I see Youtube are streaming IT LIVE NOW free in 4K
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Reminds me of.
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Have they ****, proper pair of plastics them pair of ****s, Iíve been trying to flush em out all week even spoke to Jim and he still never mentioned it, as for Ralph... letís just say someone told him he couldnít go.
Prik
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This could turn out to be another season where you win **** all

Klop, another nearly man

I don t really give a **** who wins but if you donít after a season like this one, well...
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I thought they'd gone over!

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Ralph and Jim couldnít be no safer Mal, ralphs down the working mans club playing ****ing bingo with his mum and Jim is playing weekend pykie whilst pretending to be at the game ✊️💦S
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Never mind a sign... look at the size of the bloody garden! You could fit a carp lake in there ken!

Hoping for a good match with no dirty play and no controversy. And no spuds goals of course.

Just read the news about jose antonio reyes. Such a shame. We use him in a school assembly as an example of people who have risen above persecution (and not just because he was a gooner )

Come on you reds YNWA

BTW. ... that looks more like a Liver bird to me....

Ralphy, jimmer, jeffire - enjoy and stay safe.

Everyone else - we'll let you be Liverpool fans for the night.



Except scozza. He can sod off

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   Old Thread  #2069 1 Jun 2019 at 6.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It's a sign sir Kenneth
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   Old Thread  #2068 1 Jun 2019 at 6.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Brilliant Kenneth
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   Old Thread  #2067 1 Jun 2019 at 5.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I'm a neutral; in this one. I don't care who wins as long as it's a good game. Whatever happens, I hope there is no bother among the fans.

Strangely enough, while we were getting the BBQ ready, I noticed at the top of the tree at the bottom of our garden. Strangely enough it looks like there is a Spuds' cockerel perched at the top!







Could this be an omen, I ask?

Good luck to all the fans of football whoever you support!

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   Old Thread  #2066 1 Jun 2019 at 1.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
ď we are the supporters and we come from Liverpool Yadi yadi Yadi yadi ď
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   Old Thread  #2065 1 Jun 2019 at 12.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Come on Liverpool
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   Old Thread  #2064 1 Jun 2019 at 11.14am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Just seen ralph on sky news
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   Old Thread  #2063 1 Jun 2019 at 5.53am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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the usual
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   Old Thread  #2062 1 Jun 2019 at 0.13am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Whatís the weather like jim ?
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   Old Thread  #2061 31 May 2019 at 9.11pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I get about jimmer. ..

How long you away for? You put the motor somewhere safe?
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   Old Thread  #2060 31 May 2019 at 9.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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BLACKBURN i thought you was a mickey
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   Old Thread  #2059 31 May 2019 at 8.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It's been a stunner in Blackburn too mate

Let's bring that trophy back this year eh?
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   Old Thread  #2058 31 May 2019 at 8.13pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Edit - Spurs will win
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   Old Thread  #2057 31 May 2019 at 5.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Tuco
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   Old Thread  #2056 31 May 2019 at 5.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Hector?
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   Old Thread  #2055 31 May 2019 at 5.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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So am I
UP THE REDS
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   Old Thread  #2054 31 May 2019 at 4.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Im supporting Liverpool this weekend
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   Old Thread  #2053 31 May 2019 at 1.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ere ralph, tell your mum to keep her eye on her handbag, you know what them mickys are like 🦹‍♂️
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   Old Thread  #2052 31 May 2019 at 1.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Pal of mine lives there jim supples grade A choom, Iíll text you his number 😉
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   Old Thread  #2051 31 May 2019 at 10.53am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Beautiful day in malaga mal , allez allez allez .
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   Old Thread  #2050 31 May 2019 at 10.29am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Salamanca
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   Old Thread  #2049 31 May 2019 at 9.43am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What part of Madrid are you staying in ?
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   Old Thread  #2048 31 May 2019 at 5.13am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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ok mate ... have them pints of Estrella lined up ready.... canít wait 👍 COYS
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   Old Thread  #2047 30 May 2019 at 11.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Just seen on the news that they're closing the fan zones before kick off in Madrid. ..

That makes sense. Get thousands of footy fans together, sell them loads of booze, then tell them they'll have to go find somewhere else to watch the match...?
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   Old Thread  #2046 30 May 2019 at 9.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Been here a couple of hours now Jim , place is ****ing buzzing with Yids ,
giz a bell when you get here tommorow mate 👍
COYS
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   Old Thread  #2045 30 May 2019 at 8.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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whatís it to you squeaky
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   Old Thread  #2044 30 May 2019 at 8.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
So are you ****ing going or not ?
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   Old Thread  #2043 30 May 2019 at 8.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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bloke on FB put on there ... 18 hours travelling and £2500 for me and my boys to get here and this is our view ... the photo made your stadium look like Upton park
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   Old Thread  #2042 30 May 2019 at 5.23pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Who'd be a gooner? Travel 3,000 miles to sit a mile from the pitch and watch your team get thrashed!
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   Old Thread  #2041 30 May 2019 at 4.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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**** you youíve had two chances of a meet up and bottled both...last one i challenged him to a nose off to determine whoís was largest.... even pulled up outside his gaff.... saw the curtains twitching but he never showed

Magoo i have met he ainít a bad sort... bit of a rough looking **** but got the voice of Joe Pasquali on helium

Ralphy is a diamond geezer .... just very small
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   Old Thread  #2040 30 May 2019 at 1.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Jim rung me yesterday, he was lost in the badlands of East London and him and his boys were ****ting themselves.
Anyways I sorted that out for em and asked him when he was leaving for Spain and he completely avoided the question.
**** knows what heís grandson is going to say if he donít go.
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   Old Thread  #2039 30 May 2019 at 12.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What a shower of **** that was, I was hoping the Gunners were going to win, next time I looked 4-1 ffs, Champions league gone...

As for Baku, WTF, I bet there's more people on Rainbow lake than were there, ****
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   Old Thread  #2038 30 May 2019 at 11.16am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Nah mate, they'll be going surely ?
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   Old Thread  #2037 30 May 2019 at 9.49am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Dean, i got a funny feeling there not going
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   Old Thread  #2036 30 May 2019 at 9.34am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What airport you lads flying from ? I will be at gatwick tomorrow if uou fancy meeting for a beer ?
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   Old Thread  #2035 29 May 2019 at 10.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Brilliant jimmer

F****** w*****

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   Old Thread  #2034 29 May 2019 at 9.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Has John Terry got changed yet 😂
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   Old Thread  #2033 29 May 2019 at 9.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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youíd loved to win it ... fourth euro final loss in a row .... now youíve ****ed it i couldnít give a toss if we lose saturday, no one expects us to win it but we will still have had a better season than the goonies and we are in the CL next season COYS

my nephew has gone to the game... flight to who knows where and a 12 hour coach trip to see his team roll over like that
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   Old Thread  #2032 29 May 2019 at 9.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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At least one London team will win in Europe this week....

Put bgt on mate. There's some Dutch ladies appearing out of boxes. Way more entertaining

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   Old Thread  #2031 29 May 2019 at 9.43pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
It don't matter it's only the poxy europa not even a proper cup anyway
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   Old Thread  #2030 29 May 2019 at 8.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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thatís Magoos manor, heís the mayor.
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   Old Thread  #2029 29 May 2019 at 7.37pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Nice one

Magoo at Rainbow?

Jim in Jaywick on sea?
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   Old Thread  #2028 29 May 2019 at 6.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Me in NYC for the boxing the lads going to the final and you at Rainbow, what a weekend
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   Old Thread  #2027 29 May 2019 at 4.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Good shout 👍 will be like having our own running commentary of whats going on, i wonder what ralph will get up to 😳
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yes mate, Mrs Jimmer is kicking me out