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   Old Thread  #1681 9 May 2013 at 8.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That will sort the ******* out
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   Old Thread  #1680 9 May 2013 at 8.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ask Martin how much I like the mancs

I'm on my knees beggin for failure there

And prayin for Ian dowie as next Everton gaffer

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   Old Thread  #1679 9 May 2013 at 7.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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thought you'd like that one
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   Old Thread  #1678 9 May 2013 at 7.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wish I could say the same boy this one Paul

Shame on you Paul
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   Old Thread  #1677 9 May 2013 at 7.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1676 9 May 2013 at 7.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1675 9 May 2013 at 7.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I went for a job interview today.The employer said-what's your biggest fault?I said-probably my honesty.he said-well,i wouldn't really say that was a fault.I said-i couldn't give a **** what you think you fat ****!
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   Old Thread  #1674 9 May 2013 at 7.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
80s sensation Morph has been arrested and charged with being a playdophile.
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   Old Thread  #1673 9 May 2013 at 7.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Despite Robin Van Persie netting 25 times for Man utd,he's still only 4th best attacker in Manchester,behind Ken Barlow,Kevin Webster,and Stuart Hall.......
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   Old Thread  #1672 9 May 2013 at 7.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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ferguson has retired under allegations of sexual abuse,he's accused of ******* 11 Liverpool lads twice a year for the last 20 years
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   Old Thread  #1671 9 May 2013 at 7.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Thats a good un Ian
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   Old Thread  #1670 9 May 2013 at 5.12pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
my mates wife rang me today , asking if id seen him.
i said not since yesterday.
she screamed , lying ******* told me he was with you all night.
er... he was i said
dont you stick up for him, you just said you aint seen him since yesterday
yes , well ... erm i paused , weve been playing hide n seek
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   Old Thread  #1669 9 May 2013 at 10.33am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1668 8 May 2013 at 8.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Steve bruce talking about sir alex ferguson- "when you play for him, he rubs off on you" f**kin hell, are there any famous men over 60 who aren't sex offenders?
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   Old Thread  #1667 8 May 2013 at 8.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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