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   Old Thread  #1669 9 May 2013 at 10.33am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1668 8 May 2013 at 8.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Steve bruce talking about sir alex ferguson- "when you play for him, he rubs off on you" f**kin hell, are there any famous men over 60 who aren't sex offenders?
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   Old Thread  #1667 8 May 2013 at 8.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1666 8 May 2013 at 7.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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First Thatcher dies, then Fergie retires... somewhere there's a scouser with a dirty old lamp and one wish left.
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   Old Thread  #1665 8 May 2013 at 9.47am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You were bloody quick with that one
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   Old Thread  #1664 8 May 2013 at 9.33am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Alex Feguson is to retire.Wonder if they'll give him a watch when he does?
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   Old Thread  #1663 8 May 2013 at 7.23am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1662 8 May 2013 at 7.23am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1661 7 May 2013 at 8.40pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What' 1cm wide and found on the end of a boys penis?

The gap in Jimmy tarbuck's teeth.
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   Old Thread  #1660 7 May 2013 at 8.37pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Black jokes and Mexican jokes are pretty much the same when you get down to it.
Once you've heard juan you've heard Jamal.
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   Old Thread  #1659 7 May 2013 at 8.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1658 7 May 2013 at 7.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1657 7 May 2013 at 6.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ralphy...i just found a pen...is it yours mate
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   Old Thread  #1656 7 May 2013 at 6.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
walked into the pub yesterday and found a pen on the floor
said to the village idiot at the bar " is this yours mate "
give it here he said , ill try it.
yep , its mine he replied
i said " how do you know"
he said , coz thats my handwriting
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