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I got a job at the local pasta factory but only lasted a few days due to me making a fusilli mistakes.
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#2673 6 Nov 2020 at 10.40pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #2672
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#2672 6 Nov 2020 at 8.19pm | | | |
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Why can't Trump enter the Whitehouse soon ,
Because it's forbiden
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#2671 5 Nov 2020 at 5.54pm | | | |
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#2670 5 Nov 2020 at 5.54pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1
My therapist told me to write letters to the people i hate then burn them , so , i'm just wondering what to do with the letters now !
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#2669 27 Oct 2020 at 5.19pm | | | |
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Just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam program I have ever seen
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#2668 26 Oct 2020 at 6.05pm | | | |
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#2667 6 Oct 2020 at 10.53am | | | |
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What do you say to a Country and Western singer?
"Sorry to hear your girlfriend left you, your truck broke down and your dog died!"
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#2666 26 Sept 2020 at 5.06pm | | | |
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The barmen says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve time travelers in here".
A time traveler walks into a pub........
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#2665 25 Sept 2020 at 9.54pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #2664
I bought a dozen bees from a bee keeper,when I checked i realised he had made a mistake and gave me 13,nice chap said keep it its a free bee.
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#2664 22 Sept 2020 at 11.15pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #2663
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#2663 22 Sept 2020 at 8.19pm | | | |
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Met a transvestite from the Greater Manchester area the other day.
He had a Wigan address.
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#2662 27 Aug 2020 at 4.49pm | | | |
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https://youtu.be/QMKWmmU63aU
Watch from just before 2 mins
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#2661 22 Aug 2020 at 2.50pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #2660
That was brilliant 🤣
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#2660 14 Aug 2020 at 11.32am | | | |
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Not a joke as such but very funny
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