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   Old Thread  #1899 10 Jul 2013 at 12.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1898 10 Jul 2013 at 9.07am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1897 9 Jul 2013 at 8.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Well done the British bloke who won Wimbledon this year.
so much better than that scotch ****who lost last year.
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   Old Thread  #1896 9 Jul 2013 at 8.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
investigators are interviewing the Korean pilot following Sats plane crash.Lan Ding Gon Wong says his velly solly.
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   Old Thread  #1895 9 Jul 2013 at 8.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1894 8 Jul 2013 at 6.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Serena Williams has decided to shave her hair for charity.

From her chest to her bollox, no doubt.
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   Old Thread  #1893 8 Jul 2013 at 5.34am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My wife walked in on an argument between our son and I. When he ran out of the room crying, I turned to the wife and said, "I wish I'd used a condom now."

Horrified, she said, "What? You wish our son had never been born?"

"No," I replied. "I've got his girlfriend pregnant."
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   Old Thread  #1892 4 Jul 2013 at 6.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1891 4 Jul 2013 at 12.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1890 3 Jul 2013 at 9.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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west midlands police are looking for 2 racist attackers-i have one application form who wants the other????
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   Old Thread  #1889 2 Jul 2013 at 6.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1888 2 Jul 2013 at 3.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
One day this thirty year old virgin stats getting these extremely painful sensations around her vagina. She goes in to her gynecologist and he ask her about her sex life. She replies I'm a virgin so there is no sex. He ask about her public bathroom usage habits. I work from home and I always use the bathroom before I go shopping. So there is no public bathroom usage. After a few more questions he gives her an examine and comes back saying " ma'am, I don't know what's wrong but you definitely don't have crabs". She says that she wants a second opinion and sees another gynecologist. He ask all the same questions and she gives all the same answers. He gives her an examination and comes back with the same results as the first dr. So she decides to get a third opinion. She sees a third doctor, gets asked all the same questions, gives all the same answers and receives yet another examine. The dr comes in and says I have some good and some bad news. The good news is you don't have crabs. The bad news is that your cherry's so ripe you have fruit flies
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   Old Thread  #1887 2 Jul 2013 at 2.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1886 2 Jul 2013 at 2.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I went out with a girl last night and asked her back to my place.She said,"I just want to tell you,I don't sleep with someone on a first date."

I replied,"That's okay,once I've fcuked you I'll phone a taxi to take you home so you can sleep in your own bed.
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