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   Old Thread  #2115 28 Apr 2014 at 6.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What goes beep beep beep?





The Liverpool celebration open top bus reversing back into the garage!
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   Old Thread  #2114 22 Apr 2014 at 9.48am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Ryan giggs has said he's not interested in the Man U job and want time away from game to spend with his brothers family
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   Old Thread  #2113 9 Apr 2014 at 7.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
i joined my local boxing club and the trainer suggested skipping to get my fitness levels up ,
after an hour or so he handed me a rope and said try useing this , you wont look so gay
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   Old Thread  #2112 9 Apr 2014 at 2.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2111 7 Apr 2014 at 3.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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i was expecting the wife to give me some **** last night after getting home late from the pub.

luckily tho she fed it to the dog
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   Old Thread  #2110 6 Apr 2014 at 10.32am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Meteorologists now believe the dust cloud sweeping the country did not come from the sahara but sombody opening the arsenal trophy cabinet
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   Old Thread  #2109 2 Apr 2014 at 9.10am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!


I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal. Then I realized that she is a dyslexic bitch and that she was trying to say she loves Alan, my best friend.

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   Old Thread  #2108 2 Apr 2014 at 9.09am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!

I bought a new perfume for my wife called "Chloroform", but she says she doesn't like it any more as it makes her sleepy and her arse is sore when she wakes up.

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   Old Thread  #2107 2 Apr 2014 at 9.06am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!

I was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!" Thinking back, I really should have ran, but you don't get offers like that every day.

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   Old Thread  #2106 28 Mar 2014 at 11.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
men in the north east think that putting out the wheelie bins each week
is the most romantic guesture.
as for most couples in newcastle it's where they had there first date
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   Old Thread  #2105 27 Mar 2014 at 5.12pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
"It's a good job you're cute" said the girl I pulled, "cos you're probably the cheesiest bloke I've ever met."

"Whatever love" I replied, "just keep sucking."
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   Old Thread  #2104 19 Mar 2014 at 8.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Girls everywhere are posting selfies of themselves with no make up on to raise awareness of breast cancer.

Would it not make more sense to post pictures of their tits? That would get my attention.
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   Old Thread  #2103 17 Mar 2014 at 8.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Let's spare a thought for the man who told his wife that he was going to China on the Malaysian plane and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment.
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   Old Thread  #2102 3 Mar 2014 at 8.36pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I stole a TV from my next door neighbour's kitchen but I think it's broken.

Every channel is a slow spinning bowl of porridge.
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   Old Thread  #2101 1 Mar 2014 at 8.03am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That could be why you're single ralphy.
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