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   Old Thread  #2596 14 Aug 2018 at 5.13pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wtf are you on about malster ?
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   Old Thread  #2595 14 Aug 2018 at 11.11am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Have to say that the mods got it right.

The argument that if people are offended then they shouldn't read the thread just doesn't wash (sorry ralphy). Should black footballers who are offended by racist chants be told they should avoid football grounds? Of course not. If your sister complains some prat felt her bum in a club would you say she shouldn't go clubbing?

It's a public forum and the mods need to regulate accordingly.

If that means you are going to sulk and not post then maybe bit says more about what you find funny than what others find offensive.

Keep the thread going. I often have a good laugh reading it. It's almost as funny as some of magoos posts on the footy thread
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   Old Thread  #2594 7 Aug 2018 at 9.31am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of The night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John !" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John 's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, " John won the prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
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   Old Thread  #2593 6 Aug 2018 at 10.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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To the thief that stole my antidepressants,
I hope you're happy now.
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   Old Thread  #2592 21 Jun 2018 at 6.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Q. What's the difference between football and Tommy Robinson ?
A. Footballs coming home
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   Old Thread  #2591 12 Jun 2018 at 10.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2590 15 Apr 2018 at 3.42am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
*****s are like ****ing kebabs , you only wanna eat one when you're ****ing piss3d
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   Old Thread  #2589 22 Mar 2018 at 7.52am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Mate of mine has just got a job at a funeral directors.
He ran up to the owner and said "Hey Boss, that little old lady over there has got a prawn sticking out from between her legs".
The boss went to have a look and said "You stupid sod, that's her clitoris".
"Well it tasted like a prawn" he said.

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   Old Thread  #2588 15 Mar 2018 at 5.43pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The old Guy went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the toilet during the night, then said: I must be blessed, God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm finished", later that day, the doc called the old guys wife and said: "his test results were fine, but he claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the toilet at night,”
wife said “the silly old sod, he’s been peeing in the fridge again”.
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   Old Thread  #2587 25 Feb 2018 at 11.56am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2586 24 Feb 2018 at 7.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Got back from the lake the other day and found my wife in bed with my best friend..
Obviously I kicked her out, I'm not going to stand for it! As for my best friend I sat down with him, looked him straight in the eyes and said 'bad dog'
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   Old Thread  #2585 11 Feb 2018 at 0.23am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My therapist told me that a good way to let go of my anger was to write letters to the people I hate and to burn them.

I did that, and the hereapists suggestion was right, I do feel a lot better.

But now I am wondering if I should I keep the letters?


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   Old Thread  #2584 31 Jan 2018 at 2.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I arrived at the bus stop the other day to find a rather plump lady waiting.
"When's it due"? I asked.
"I'm not pregnant you cheeky git" she replied.
"I meant the bus you fat c*nt" I said.
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   Old Thread  #2583 30 Jan 2018 at 11.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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A priest was called to perform an exorcism on a chicken coop.
He managed to rid it of a poultrygeist.

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   Old Thread  #2582 30 Jan 2018 at 11.12pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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A friend’s wife asked him what he was doing today.
“Nothing planned” was his reply.
She then reminded him that he had done nothing the previous day.
Quick as a flash he came back with.
“I know. I haven’t finished yet”

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