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   Old Thread  #67 20 Mar 2012 at 2.55pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Come on guys i didnt mean to come over all heavy and spoil the party!.
When a post has been supressed in the past its been said that the moderators have done so without explanation.I was merely being courteous, and giving the explanation that people often require.
Carry on the thread, but please keep in mind whats been said, and keep the jokes coming .
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   Old Thread  #66 20 Mar 2012 at 11.42am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I would also add that to those who don't know me may think I'm a total nerd by the last post .But for those that do will assure you that I am not I hope

Nerd.
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   Old Thread  #65 20 Mar 2012 at 11.00am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I think it was mine mate...I won't bother in future either
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   Old Thread  #64 20 Mar 2012 at 9.58am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Is that aimed at me?

Not 1 racist or pedophille joke has came from me at anytime on this forum, adult yes, but certainly not racist or pedophille content.

No more jokes from me guys
Sorry if anyone was offended.
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   Old Thread  #63 20 Mar 2012 at 8.48am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I would also add that to those who don't know me may think I'm a total nerd by the last post .But for those that do will assure you that I am not I hope.
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   Old Thread  #62 20 Mar 2012 at 8.37am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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As an ex moderater on here it was me who reported the last thread due to the racist jokes.
I think those who are moaning need to realise that this is a carp forum and all members have been asked to refrain from posting jokes that can be deemed offensive.I have a sick sense of humour myself but the jokes I recieve mostly from friends via mobile phone I find could be deemed offensive I don't post here.I do this for various reasons but mostly for the following three¦
It may upset someone.
The moderators have posted asking not to.
But the most important one is I know its wrong.

Any one with half a brain cell should know what may cause offence and I for one don't want people to start saying that carpforum has dropped its standards and is allowing racist and pedophile jokes on its forum.

If you want to read sick jokes then there's plenty of other sites out there
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   Old Thread  #61 20 Mar 2012 at 6.36am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was in a nightclub last night & i saw this hot bird across the dancefloor, i beckoned her over with my index finger."Yes, can i help you?" she smiledI said "well I've just made you come with one finger, just think what i could do with my whole hand"
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   Old Thread  #60 19 Mar 2012 at 11.19pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I was gonna have a right old rant about having a joke removed!! It is what it is...a joke...nobody has died!!! If you think you are going to be possibly offended then don't look in this thread....any person could be offended by any of the jokes here....I'm more offended by some of the prices in the classifieds....what used to be a funny, harmless bit of humour has been spoilt....rant over...goodnight
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   Old Thread  #59 19 Mar 2012 at 11.15pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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if people dont like the jokes in this thread , then maybe they shouldn't read it
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   Old Thread  #58 19 Mar 2012 at 10.13pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Its a very fine line that people walk on this thread,and a lot more than that joke could be deemed as sick .This makes moderating the thread quite tricky,and to be honest it would be easier to close the thread.
Instead we have put up a post 1000 and hope that the line isnt crossed,so that leaves a couple of options.
If anyone posts joke and you find it offensive, please pm a moderator and we will suppress it .The only other options are individual bans or locking the thread,so please think before posting and hopefully we wont have any issues.
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   Old Thread  #57 18 Mar 2012 at 6.38pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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but very funny
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   Old Thread  #56 17 Mar 2012 at 4.10pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #55 17 Mar 2012 at 1.15am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A bloke phones up his local council office and says, 'I have just raped a fat ginger bird.' The council woman says, 'You should phone the police to confess.' The man replies, 'I don't want to confess, I want you to fix the ****ing lights in the park.'
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   Old Thread  #54 16 Mar 2012 at 10.28pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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your joke is sick mate
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   Old Thread  #53 16 Mar 2012 at 9.08pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Took the wife dogging last night.. Never again by the time she finěshed parking everyone else had ****ed off.
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