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   Old Thread  #94 2 Apr 2012 at 1.27pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Wikipedia has printed the following clarification :-

James Cameron is a man who directed a film about a captain steering his ship inexorably towards disaster
David Cameron is an English Prime Minister

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   Old Thread  #93 2 Apr 2012 at 1.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
FOR SALE - 5 million shares in The British Jerry Can Co

Applications to Francis Maude, House of Commons, Westminster

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   Old Thread  #92 1 Apr 2012 at 7.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My girlfriend and I broke up due to religious differences...

She failed to worship me.
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   Old Thread  #91 31 Mar 2012 at 9.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Our Grandad died of a Viagra overdose.

To this day, we still regret not burying him just a few inches deeper.
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   Old Thread  #90 30 Mar 2012 at 9.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #89 30 Mar 2012 at 9.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #88 30 Mar 2012 at 6.23pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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the village idiot decides to sell his car , so his mate says to him
"before you sell it , wind the clock back a bit"
good idea says the idiot.
he sees him a few days later and asks him how he got on.
he says ive decided to keep it now , its only done 7000 miles
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   Old Thread  #87 29 Mar 2012 at 9.09am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wayne Rooney went to see Fabrice Muamba in hospital...."it was amazing to see him, and he even strung a sentence together" said Fabrice
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   Old Thread  #86 28 Mar 2012 at 4.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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mods.......thats a lot worse than mine!!!!!!
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   Old Thread  #85 28 Mar 2012 at 0.29am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
lol
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   Old Thread  #83 27 Mar 2012 at 11.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
When he thankfully regained consciousness, fabrice muamba asked about the football results. On being told that Torres had scored twice he replied 'bloody hell! How long was I out for?!?'

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   Old Thread  #81 26 Mar 2012 at 11.48am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Predictive texting is for aunts!
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R.I.P. Jocky Wilson - not only a great darts player, but a great singer.I loved Reet Petite.
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