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   Old Thread  #156 3 Jun 2012 at 7.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #155 3 Jun 2012 at 5.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #154 3 Jun 2012 at 5.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Did anyone hear the one about the chelsea fan that couldnt get a refund on his man city shirt after chelsea won the champs league??
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   Old Thread  #153 3 Jun 2012 at 4.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #152 3 Jun 2012 at 4.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #151 2 Jun 2012 at 11.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
An Englishman, an Irish man, and a Scotsman have all had the Liverpool job. No wonder the clubs a joke
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   Old Thread  #150 2 Jun 2012 at 11.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
If Euro 2012 is being held in Poland, shouldn't England have qualified as co-hosts?
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   Old Thread  #149 2 Jun 2012 at 11.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Me and the wife like to do it doggy style. First I beg, then she rolls over and plays dead.
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   Old Thread  #148 31 May 2012 at 6.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Breaking news: Police arrest drunk middle-aged woman screaming "Where are you? Let's be avin' you" outside Paul Lambert's house.
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   Old Thread  #147 30 May 2012 at 5.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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"Have you ever tried Ethopian food?..."

"no"


"Neither have they"
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   Old Thread  #146 29 May 2012 at 9.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My boss called me today and said, "Where the hell are you?"

I said, "I'm relaxing in the garden with my mate Dave. I'm already on my fourth can of lager."

"I don't ****ing believe you!" he shouted.

"Hang on," I said, holding the phone away from me. "Dave, isn't this my fourth can?"
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   Old Thread  #145 25 May 2012 at 8.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My girlfriend said "No more going to the strip club with your mates.... I've decided to strip for you right here in our flat"

I said "Great! ...... I'll call the boys and tell them to bring beer"
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   Old Thread  #144 22 May 2012 at 11.23pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #143 22 May 2012 at 9.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I met a girl in the pub. We chatted and got drunk and I ended up at hers.

"Listen" I said, "I'm not very experienced and when I'm with a girl for the first time I do suffer from a bit of premature ejaculation."

"Well we can take it slow, babe," she winked. "How premature?"

"Remember earlier in the pub, when you asked me about sex?"

"Yeah?"

"Then."
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   Old Thread  #142 22 May 2012 at 7.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Turns out John Terry didn't sleep with Bridge's ex after all, someone else did and he just took the credit
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