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   Old Thread  #190 6 Jul 2012 at 6.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
BREAKING NEWS: A fire has broken out in Robin van Persie's North London penthouse.Police suspect Arsene.
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   Old Thread  #189 6 Jul 2012 at 4.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #188 6 Jul 2012 at 2.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My mate called round earlier. "I didn't know you had a dog," he said."Yeah, we got him about a week ago. Poor little sod had been abandoned.""Abandoned?" He said, "Who'd abandon a friendly little fella like him?""Makes you wonder doesn't it," I replied, "But some cruel ******* had just left him tied to a post outside the supermarket."
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   Old Thread  #187 5 Jul 2012 at 8.15am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I rang babe station the other nite,a woman answers and says
"hi sexy what can i do for you"I said fecking hide,my wifes coming and I've lost the remote
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   Old Thread  #186 4 Jul 2012 at 9.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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thanks to "50 shades of grey"the wifes kindle now smells like "50 cans of tuna"

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   Old Thread  #185 4 Jul 2012 at 1.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #184 28 Jun 2012 at 9.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #183 28 Jun 2012 at 9.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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The wife crawled into bed last night. I stroked her hair, then worked my way down her body until I was gently rubbing her pussy. We then had passionate sex for 10 minutes.Then, just as I climaxed, I had a realisation.

I live alone with the dog.
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   Old Thread  #182 27 Jun 2012 at 6.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #181 27 Jun 2012 at 5.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #180 27 Jun 2012 at 6.17am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was in Australia with the wife recently, when she was stung right on her downstairs by a wasp,
i phoned a local doctor, who turned out to be a bit of a laid back surfer type,
"Doc, please help me"
"Hey man, what's up?"
"My wife has been stung on her vagina and it's completely closed up"
"Bummer, dude"
"Cheers Doc, bye"
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   Old Thread  #179 24 Jun 2012 at 6.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #178 22 Jun 2012 at 11.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother.


Taxi Vader.
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   Old Thread  #177 22 Jun 2012 at 10.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Katie Price has been quoted as saying that 'Megan Fox or Kelly Brook could play her in any film adaptations of her books' as they come across as glamorous peopleIn related news Peter Beardsley has insisted that Brad Pitt play him in his upcoming football biopic
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   Old Thread  #176 21 Jun 2012 at 7.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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