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   Old Thread  #184 28 Jun 2012 at 9.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #183 28 Jun 2012 at 9.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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The wife crawled into bed last night. I stroked her hair, then worked my way down her body until I was gently rubbing her pussy. We then had passionate sex for 10 minutes.Then, just as I climaxed, I had a realisation.

I live alone with the dog.
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   Old Thread  #182 27 Jun 2012 at 6.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #181 27 Jun 2012 at 5.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #180 27 Jun 2012 at 6.17am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was in Australia with the wife recently, when she was stung right on her downstairs by a wasp,
i phoned a local doctor, who turned out to be a bit of a laid back surfer type,
"Doc, please help me"
"Hey man, what's up?"
"My wife has been stung on her vagina and it's completely closed up"
"Bummer, dude"
"Cheers Doc, bye"
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   Old Thread  #179 24 Jun 2012 at 6.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #178 22 Jun 2012 at 11.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother.


Taxi Vader.
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   Old Thread  #177 22 Jun 2012 at 10.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Katie Price has been quoted as saying that 'Megan Fox or Kelly Brook could play her in any film adaptations of her books' as they come across as glamorous peopleIn related news Peter Beardsley has insisted that Brad Pitt play him in his upcoming football biopic
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   Old Thread  #175 21 Jun 2012 at 6.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
England shock. Wayne Rooney has tested positive for a performance enhancing rug.
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   Old Thread  #174 21 Jun 2012 at 7.15am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was sat crying on the bus when an old woman came over and asked if I was ok."I've done something really embarrassing," I replied, tears streaming down my face."Aww, it cant be that bad" she frowned, giving me her hankichief."I'm afraid it is," I sniffed, wiping the sh!t off my legs with it.
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   Old Thread  #171 19 Jun 2012 at 11.45am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I went to a fancy dress party and saw a bloke with what looked like a rabbit hanging out of his mouth:"Nice one" I laughed, "you must be Warren.""No mate, I'm Dave" he said, "I've just got a hare-lip."
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