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   Old Thread  #225 20 Jul 2012 at 9.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #224 20 Jul 2012 at 9.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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   Old Thread  #223 20 Jul 2012 at 8.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #222 20 Jul 2012 at 7.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My mate tried that new drug meow! meow! it's very good, so far he has had a sleep in front of fire, had a bowl of milk, been for a s..t in his next door's garden Oh and can lick his own balls!!
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   Old Thread  #221 19 Jul 2012 at 5.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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**** off ginger or ille tell em the one about your small appendige
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   Old Thread  #220 19 Jul 2012 at 7.07am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You are to comedy what Ronald McDonald is to the vegan movement
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   Old Thread  #219 19 Jul 2012 at 4.51am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Im'e not sure who invented the halal meat slicer, but you can bet Abu Hanza had a hand in it !
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   Old Thread  #218 18 Jul 2012 at 9.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I bet Katie Price could find Wally in about five seconds if he had his cock hanging out.
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   Old Thread  #217 18 Jul 2012 at 9.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I pulled up outside a school and said to a young girl, "I'll give you some sweets if you get in the car."She replied, "F**k off dad. You bought the damn Skoda now you have to live with it."
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   Old Thread  #216 18 Jul 2012 at 5.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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i rang babe station the other night , a woman answers and says "hi ,what can i do for you , i said
"****ing hide, my wifes coming and ive lost the remote"
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   Old Thread  #215 17 Jul 2012 at 9.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A mosquito landed on my balls...

Hardest decision of my life.
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   Old Thread  #214 17 Jul 2012 at 9.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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The Giggle loop
If you remember the series Coupling you will remember Jeff explaining this
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   Old Thread  #213 17 Jul 2012 at 7.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
our local flasher was going to retire. but after giving it much thought,has decided to stick it out for a bit longer
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   Old Thread  #212 17 Jul 2012 at 7.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I turned to my mother-in-law and said, "That look really suites you, I wish you'd looked like that twenty years ago."My wife shouted across the room, "What the f... you doing near my mother's coffin?"
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   Old Thread  #211 17 Jul 2012 at 7.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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went down a treat this cracker
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