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   Old Thread  #277 20 Aug 2012 at 9.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Text the missus to see what she was up to, she said Gavin from autoglass was injecting his special resin into her crack.. Now i'm not normally a suspicious person, but i've got the car!
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   Old Thread  #276 19 Aug 2012 at 12.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #275 19 Aug 2012 at 10.16am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
chinese man rings boss "me no work i sick" boss says "when im sick i fcuk my wife try that" 2hours later chinese man rings back "me better, you got nice house
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   Old Thread  #274 16 Aug 2012 at 5.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Old framer writes to his son in prison;
Dear son,this year i wont be able to plant potatoes because i cant dig the field by myself,i know if you were here ,you would help me .
The son writes back;dad don't even think of digging the field because that's were i buried the money i stole.
The police read the letter and the next day the whole field was dug by police looking for the money but nothing was found.
The following day the son wrote again......Now plant your potatoes dad.......its the best i can do from here.
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   Old Thread  #273 16 Aug 2012 at 5.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #272 16 Aug 2012 at 10.57am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #271 16 Aug 2012 at 10.54am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A little old lady answers a knock at her door to be greeted by a vacuum cleaner salesman. Before she has a chance to speak, the man tips a bucket full of steaming hot dog sh1t over her carpet and says, "Madam if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of that dog sh1t from your carpet, i will eat what's left" "Well" she says "I hope you are f.....g hungry because the electricity was cut off this morning
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   Old Thread  #270 16 Aug 2012 at 0.51am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Believe it or not, i do actually have better things to do with my wednesday evenings!
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   Old Thread  #269 16 Aug 2012 at 0.50am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Robin Van Persie and Wayne rooney will now be known as ... Fatman and Robin

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   Old Thread  #265 14 Aug 2012 at 6.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #264 14 Aug 2012 at 0.04am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Belarusian shot put gold medallist Nadzeya Ostapchuk has tested positive for a banned substance.

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   Old Thread  #263 13 Aug 2012 at 8.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Liam Gallagher, Russell Brand, George Michael, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell....

it's a good job they don't do drug tests for the closing ceremony.


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