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   Old Thread  #271 16 Aug 2012 at 10.54am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A little old lady answers a knock at her door to be greeted by a vacuum cleaner salesman. Before she has a chance to speak, the man tips a bucket full of steaming hot dog sh1t over her carpet and says, "Madam if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of that dog sh1t from your carpet, i will eat what's left" "Well" she says "I hope you are f.....g hungry because the electricity was cut off this morning
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   Old Thread  #270 16 Aug 2012 at 0.51am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Believe it or not, i do actually have better things to do with my wednesday evenings!
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   Old Thread  #269 16 Aug 2012 at 0.50am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Robin Van Persie and Wayne rooney will now be known as ... Fatman and Robin

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   Old Thread  #268 16 Aug 2012 at 0.49am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #265 14 Aug 2012 at 6.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #264 14 Aug 2012 at 0.04am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Belarusian shot put gold medallist Nadzeya Ostapchuk has tested positive for a banned substance.

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   Old Thread  #263 13 Aug 2012 at 8.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Liam Gallagher, Russell Brand, George Michael, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell....

it's a good job they don't do drug tests for the closing ceremony.


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   Old Thread  #262 13 Aug 2012 at 4.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Paddy buys the new automatic BMW...
He drives the car perfectly well during the day,
but at night it just won't move at all
he tries driving the car at night for a week but still
no luck.
He then furiously calls the BMW dealer,
the technician asks, "Sir, you are sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger Paddy replies, " What do you take for an idiot!!? I use D for the day and N for the night
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   Old Thread  #261 12 Aug 2012 at 12.40pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #260 12 Aug 2012 at 7.21am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I got a new deodorant today, the instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. Now I can hardly walk, but my farts smell awesome...
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   Old Thread  #259 7 Aug 2012 at 5.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
i,ve been buying a lot of beer recently.....god,i hope i'm not becoming a shopaholic
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   Old Thread  #258 7 Aug 2012 at 5.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
my sex change from male to female,went really well yesterday.
It was so successful,i'm still trying to reverse out of the f--king hospital car park.
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   Old Thread  #257 6 Aug 2012 at 6.14am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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