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   Old Thread  #397 2 Oct 2012 at 6.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #396 2 Oct 2012 at 6.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #394 2 Oct 2012 at 2.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lotto!

I agreed, and they were right.

We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
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   Old Thread  #393 1 Oct 2012 at 11.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #392 1 Oct 2012 at 9.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Police were called to a cemetery in Leeds last night after local residents reported hearing the sound of clanging metal.Turned out it was just Jimmy Saville turning in his grave.
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   Old Thread  #391 1 Oct 2012 at 7.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Dear Jim
,Please could you fix it for the girl in my class who I really fancy to come on holiday with me.

Yours sincerely,


Jeremy Forrest, 30.
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   Old Thread  #390 30 Sept 2012 at 8.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Heres a joke.......

Your vigina should be called jasmine.......
because it always got al-lad-in
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   Old Thread  #388 30 Sept 2012 at 5.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Whats gareth gates and jeremy forrest got in common??

They both been fu**ed by stammers!
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   Old Thread  #386 30 Sept 2012 at 5.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What do Rio Ferdinand and Jeremy Forrest have in common?

Both have absolutely fcuk all chance of getting Bale.
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   Old Thread  #385 30 Sept 2012 at 4.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, "Fek off, you won't bring it back."
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   Old Thread  #383 30 Sept 2012 at 4.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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FFS.......
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