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   Old Thread  #425 8 Oct 2012 at 8.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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seriously?!?
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   Old Thread  #424 8 Oct 2012 at 7.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
When I was a contestant on countdown,

Rachel Riley asked me to pick my numbers.

"Two large and four small please."She said.

"They are, 25,75,6,9,3,8. And the target is 476.

After sitting blankly staring for the 30 seconds.I was asked.

Jamie,what have you got?"

"A hardon." I replied.

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   Old Thread  #423 8 Oct 2012 at 7.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #422 8 Oct 2012 at 6.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #421 8 Oct 2012 at 6.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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lol!!!
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   Old Thread  #420 8 Oct 2012 at 4.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Paddy & Murphy driving down the road when Paddy say's to Murphy" Stick your head out of the window & tell me if my indicator's working?!
"Murphy sticks his head out & shouts "Yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no......"
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   Old Thread  #419 8 Oct 2012 at 3.37pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #418 6 Oct 2012 at 7.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What do we want ???
Action on Jimmy Saville's sex crimes
When do we want it ??
Now then Now then
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   Old Thread  #417 6 Oct 2012 at 5.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
This sexy girl came up to me in a club last night and said, "Why the f**k have you been staring at me for ages with your tongue sticking out?""I was undressing you in my mind," I said, "but I was struggling to take your bra off."
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   Old Thread  #416 6 Oct 2012 at 10.27am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #415 6 Oct 2012 at 9.49am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A blonde takes her car to a mechanic. he says 'nothing to worry about, just sh.t in the air filter'. She says 'Brilliant, so how many times a day do i do that
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   Old Thread  #414 6 Oct 2012 at 9.48am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone. Wing, Wing! HALO?
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   Old Thread  #413 6 Oct 2012 at 9.44am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Man comes home to find his mate sha..ing his wife so he stabs the f..ker to death ...his wife says "carry on like that and you'll have no mates left
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   Old Thread  #411 4 Oct 2012 at 6.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
more scandal for the BBC as someone is now saying they saw Rod Hull fisting a young bird
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