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   Old Thread  #457 16 Oct 2012 at 7.20am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Two female radio presenters claim that they were groped on air by Dave Lee Travis.
One was asked 'Were you grabbed by the Hairy Cornflake?
'.'No the tits' she replied.
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   Old Thread  #456 15 Oct 2012 at 9.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The first rule of fight club is...Don't be Audley Harrison.
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   Old Thread  #455 15 Oct 2012 at 8.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Michael Jackson= Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Gary Glitter=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Jimmy Saville=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry
.Mr.T must be ****ting himself.
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   Old Thread  #454 14 Oct 2012 at 7.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #453 14 Oct 2012 at 5.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Pope has his annual mot to be informed he has a terminal illness which can be cured-if he has sex with a woman.
He advises his most trusted cardinal that he will do this on 4 conditions
-The woman must be blind so that se cannot see who I am
- She must be deaf so that she cannot hear who I am
-She must be mute so that if she does know who I am she cannot tell
The cardinal looks at the Pope somewhat confused and asks what the 4th condition is
-Big tits, says the Pope.
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   Old Thread  #452 14 Oct 2012 at 2.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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only boxer with a cauliflower arse
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   Old Thread  #451 14 Oct 2012 at 8.21am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Congratulations to Audley Harrison.
He's beaten Katie Price's record for 'most time on your back after being fisted.'
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   Old Thread  #450 14 Oct 2012 at 8.08am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Right section dodge
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   Old Thread  #449 14 Oct 2012 at 7.52am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
'Audley Harrison'
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   Old Thread  #448 14 Oct 2012 at 7.47am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Susan Boyle has jumped to the defence of Jimmy Saville,saying she was on jim,ll fix it when she was 13 and he never touched her....!
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   Old Thread  #447 13 Oct 2012 at 9.13pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was lucky enough to appear on several TV programmes when I was a child in the 70's and 80's and I can confirm that none of the presenters tried to molest me.Although Johnny Ball did Reveal All.
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   Old Thread  #446 13 Oct 2012 at 8.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Having the nickname 'Horse' is a sure fire way of getting birds back to mine.

They quickly lose interest however when I stop halfway to have a **** in the middle of the road.
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   Old Thread  #444 12 Oct 2012 at 3.27pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Two elephants fell off a cliff BOOM BOOM (RIP tommy Cooper)
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   Old Thread  #443 12 Oct 2012 at 1.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I think that Emile Heskey could have played better if he spent more time training and less time endorsing Premier Inn.
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