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   Old Thread  #474 18 Oct 2012 at 7.27am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My wife being the romantic sort,just sent me a text.........if you are sleeping.....send me your dreams.......if you are laughing.....send me your smile,if you are eating.......send me a bit,if you are drinking.....send me a sip,if you crying ....send me your tears,i love you x...i replied.....l am having a sh-t.What should i do?
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   Old Thread  #473 18 Oct 2012 at 7.20am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
heard my neighbour shagging for what seemed like ages last night,moaning,groaning & banging the headboard off the wall.
Turns out her elderly mother had fallen over,cracked her head & was knocking on wall with her stick for help.........feel a bit guilty about that w--k now!
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   Old Thread  #472 18 Oct 2012 at 7.13am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Jimmy saville's last request was that after his death his ashes were to be put into an etch-a-sketch so that kids can still fiddle with his kn-b
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   Old Thread  #471 18 Oct 2012 at 7.10am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Just heard,George Clooney is making a new film about the life of Jimmy Saville,
it's called
"oh she's eleven".....
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   Old Thread  #470 18 Oct 2012 at 6.55am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The nonce wings in prisons are now referred to as Saville row.
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   Old Thread  #469 17 Oct 2012 at 10.34am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex education to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"

And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."
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   Old Thread  #468 17 Oct 2012 at 7.14am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
After shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday there are 2 things you should know..
First her f.... is tight a real struggle to get it in,
second the staff at Madame Tussaud's are real miserable f..k..s with no sense of humour.
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   Old Thread  #467 17 Oct 2012 at 7.09am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Saville in 1963
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   Old Thread  #466 16 Oct 2012 at 10.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #465 16 Oct 2012 at 9.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Fifa have asked fans their views on tonights england game being called off...
"Its a disgrace. I've spent hundreds on travel & accomodation and have to get back to england for work in the morning". . . said a poland fan
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   Old Thread  #464 16 Oct 2012 at 9.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The Polish F.A. have found a solution to their water logged pitch....
They've phoned Jordan and asked to borrow one of her Tampax.
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   Old Thread  #463 16 Oct 2012 at 9.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #462 16 Oct 2012 at 8.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #460 16 Oct 2012 at 8.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
McDonalds are proud to announce their new burger - The McSaville.

84 year old matured meat, sandwiched between 13 year old baps
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