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   Old Thread  #467 17 Oct 2012 at 7.09am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Saville in 1963
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   Old Thread  #466 16 Oct 2012 at 10.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #465 16 Oct 2012 at 9.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Fifa have asked fans their views on tonights england game being called off...
"Its a disgrace. I've spent hundreds on travel & accomodation and have to get back to england for work in the morning". . . said a poland fan
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   Old Thread  #464 16 Oct 2012 at 9.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The Polish F.A. have found a solution to their water logged pitch....
They've phoned Jordan and asked to borrow one of her Tampax.
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   Old Thread  #463 16 Oct 2012 at 9.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #462 16 Oct 2012 at 8.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #461 16 Oct 2012 at 8.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #460 16 Oct 2012 at 8.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
McDonalds are proud to announce their new burger - The McSaville.

84 year old matured meat, sandwiched between 13 year old baps
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   Old Thread  #459 16 Oct 2012 at 8.38pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #458 16 Oct 2012 at 8.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Perfect pitch conditions for ashley young........Actually have a pool to dive into .
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   Old Thread  #457 16 Oct 2012 at 7.20am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Two female radio presenters claim that they were groped on air by Dave Lee Travis.
One was asked 'Were you grabbed by the Hairy Cornflake?
'.'No the tits' she replied.
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   Old Thread  #456 15 Oct 2012 at 9.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The first rule of fight club is...Don't be Audley Harrison.
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   Old Thread  #455 15 Oct 2012 at 8.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Michael Jackson= Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Gary Glitter=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Jimmy Saville=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry
.Mr.T must be ****ting himself.
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   Old Thread  #453 14 Oct 2012 at 5.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Pope has his annual mot to be informed he has a terminal illness which can be cured-if he has sex with a woman.
He advises his most trusted cardinal that he will do this on 4 conditions
-The woman must be blind so that se cannot see who I am
- She must be deaf so that she cannot hear who I am
-She must be mute so that if she does know who I am she cannot tell
The cardinal looks at the Pope somewhat confused and asks what the 4th condition is
-Big tits, says the Pope.
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