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   Old Thread  #507 27 Oct 2012 at 6.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come".

The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?"

And the Indian replies, "Ear sticky"...
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   Old Thread  #506 27 Oct 2012 at 5.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Woman finds her hubby in bed with a female midget! furious, she screams 'You promised you wouldn't cheat again!' Husband says 'Can't you see I've cut down
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   Old Thread  #505 27 Oct 2012 at 11.51am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #504 27 Oct 2012 at 8.52am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Just bought the wife some crotchless knickers for Halloween. Nothing sexual. Just gives her a much better grip on her broomstick.
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   Old Thread  #503 26 Oct 2012 at 11.53am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #502 26 Oct 2012 at 10.29am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Tony blackburn was invited to a pool party.When he turned up he had Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter with him.The host said to Blackburn,"you deaf b-----d,i said bring a pair of speedos!!"
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   Old Thread  #501 26 Oct 2012 at 10.24am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Today my wife said she had a head cold.I said "its probably caused by you being a fat b-----d.""how can being fat cause a cold?",she asked.I said,"coz your heads never out of the f---king fridge!!"
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   Old Thread  #500 25 Oct 2012 at 9.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #499 25 Oct 2012 at 9.23pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. When I was 8, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.
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   Old Thread  #498 24 Oct 2012 at 9.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The iPad Mini

For when you haven't got enough space in your bag for an iPad but still want to show people that you're a c#%t.
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   Old Thread  #497 24 Oct 2012 at 7.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
"you spend far too much time on that computer"
Possibly a bit harsh,but as one of Stephen hawking's closest friends,i felt someone had to tell him.
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   Old Thread  #496 24 Oct 2012 at 7.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My girlfriend got the sack today.
That will teach her for sleeping with her mouth open
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   Old Thread  #495 24 Oct 2012 at 12.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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thats a good un
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