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   Old Thread  #559 14 Nov 2012 at 5.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #558 14 Nov 2012 at 8.59am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I just got sacked from my new job as a bingo caller.

Apparently "A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way to call number 69
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   Old Thread  #557 13 Nov 2012 at 9.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
2 interesting facts about me:

firstly, my knob is the same length as three Argos pens

second fact, I'm banned from Argos
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   Old Thread  #556 13 Nov 2012 at 7.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #555 13 Nov 2012 at 7.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Horse Racing officials have apologised to Frankie Dettori after a random drug test showed excessively high amounts of testosterone.It appears his blood sample got mixed up with Clare Balding's.
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   Old Thread  #554 13 Nov 2012 at 11.58am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The wife walked in last night and took her bra off, with a cheeky wink she said "Suck my titties".

"Piss off" I said,

"They've been on the floor"
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   Old Thread  #553 12 Nov 2012 at 8.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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There both shocking you fell for that one
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   Old Thread  #552 12 Nov 2012 at 8.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Much
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   Old Thread  #551 12 Nov 2012 at 7.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Is that better Gareth
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   Old Thread  #550 12 Nov 2012 at 7.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Mods i find that last joke deeply offensive and would like it removed please


WE ARE MILLWALL SUPER MILLWALL NO ONE LIKES US WE DON'T CARE
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   Old Thread  #549 12 Nov 2012 at 6.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Snow white arrived home one evening to find her home destroyed by fire.She was especially worried because she'd left all seven dwarves asleep inside.As she scrambled among the wreckage,frantically calling their names,suddenly she heard the cry,"palace for the cup"."Thank goodness",sobbed Snow White.At least Dopey's still alive.
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