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   Old Thread  #554 13 Nov 2012 at 11.58am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The wife walked in last night and took her bra off, with a cheeky wink she said "Suck my titties".

"Piss off" I said,

"They've been on the floor"
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   Old Thread  #553 12 Nov 2012 at 8.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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There both shocking you fell for that one
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   Old Thread  #552 12 Nov 2012 at 8.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Much
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   Old Thread  #551 12 Nov 2012 at 7.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Is that better Gareth
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   Old Thread  #550 12 Nov 2012 at 7.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Mods i find that last joke deeply offensive and would like it removed please


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   Old Thread  #549 12 Nov 2012 at 6.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Snow white arrived home one evening to find her home destroyed by fire.She was especially worried because she'd left all seven dwarves asleep inside.As she scrambled among the wreckage,frantically calling their names,suddenly she heard the cry,"palace for the cup"."Thank goodness",sobbed Snow White.At least Dopey's still alive.
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   Old Thread  #548 12 Nov 2012 at 1.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #547 12 Nov 2012 at 12.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #546 12 Nov 2012 at 8.31am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #545 12 Nov 2012 at 7.42am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #544 12 Nov 2012 at 7.42am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Two old women were talking about their sex lives. Ethel was upset because her sex life had really died, while Mildred said her sex life was great.

Mildred counseled Ethel, "When my Sammy is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lie on the bed, and put both legs behind my head. When he sees me like that, he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night."

Ethel said, "I'm going to try that tonight."

While Ethel's husband Harold was in the bathroom that night, she took off all her clothes. She struggled to get both legs behind her head. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel fell backwards and couldn't move.

Harold came out of the bathroom with a shocked look on his face. "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in. You look like an a$$hole
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   Old Thread  #543 12 Nov 2012 at 7.37am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Paddy is in a disco, he ask's girl "How about a sh@g" She replies "i'm on my menstrual cycle". "Great" says paddy "i'm on my scooter, i'll follow u home!
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   Old Thread  #542 12 Nov 2012 at 7.33am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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