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   Old Thread  #2442 13 Apr 2016 at 7.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Bloke next door , who I don't like asked how many rolls of wallpaper I bought for my lounge .
Twelve , I replied .
Next time I saw him he said , I got twelve and had six left over.
I said , so did I
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   Old Thread  #2441 7 Apr 2016 at 11.20am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Women are like parking spaces. When all the good ones are gone and when no one's looking, stick it in a disabled one.
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   Old Thread  #2440 31 Mar 2016 at 1.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wah - that censor thing works a bit too well!
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   Old Thread  #2439 31 Mar 2016 at 1.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I was born in S****horpe - the joke about Tony will never be as bad as the joke about S****horpe - that always seemed to appear on the inside of the loo doors.
If Typhoo put the T in Britain - Who put the **** in S****horpe.
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   Old Thread  #2438 31 Mar 2016 at 6.31am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2437 29 Mar 2016 at 10.36am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What do Adam Johnson and a tortoise have in common? They both get there before the hair
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   Old Thread  #2436 29 Mar 2016 at 10.09am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Saw this in a local paper!!!!

"This is Lexi. She's an 14-week-old German Shepherd.

I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives, is a great cook and keeps a good house."
Tel
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   Old Thread  #2435 26 Mar 2016 at 3.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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And was he ?
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   Old Thread  #2434 24 Mar 2016 at 8.36pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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As jesus was nailed to the cross, he looked down on his diciples and said...........don't ****ing touch my easter eggs, I'll be back on Sunday!
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   Old Thread  #2433 24 Mar 2016 at 8.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2432 24 Mar 2016 at 9.27am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I'm surprised they didn't call you sirry ****
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   Old Thread  #2431 23 Mar 2016 at 10.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2430 23 Mar 2016 at 9.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I think I did get it really

When I worked in China - they called me Toe Lee
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   Old Thread  #2429 23 Mar 2016 at 8.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What do you call a man with no shins................................................

TOE........KNEE = Tony!!!


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   Old Thread  #2428 22 Mar 2016 at 10.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I don't get it....
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