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   Old Thread  #989 25 Jan 2013 at 7.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
To be honest I'm really disappointed in Lance,he's making young innocent drug users think cycling is cool!I reckon he misread what he was taking and thought it was add-a-bollock steroids.
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   Old Thread  #988 25 Jan 2013 at 7.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Tesco in trouble again as human DNA found in Welsh lamb.
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   Old Thread  #987 25 Jan 2013 at 5.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Joey Barton must be a right annoying c..t....he's only been in France 5 minutes and they are all leaving to come to Newcastle.
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   Old Thread  #986 25 Jan 2013 at 4.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #985 25 Jan 2013 at 3.41pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What’s the useless skin around a vagina called?

The woman
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   Old Thread  #984 25 Jan 2013 at 3.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A guy thought his wife was cheating on him.So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse.
The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $ 100?" The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?".
The guy replied that all the cabbie has to do was go inside the whorehouse and grab his wife and put her in the back of the cab and take them home. So the cabbie goes in.
A couple of minutes later the whore house gets kicked open, and the cabbie is dragging this woman out who is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the cab.
The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, "Here hold her!!"
The man looks down at the girl and says to the cabbie, "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE".
The cabbie replied, "I KNOW, IT'S MINE; I'M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS!!
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   Old Thread  #983 25 Jan 2013 at 3.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #982 25 Jan 2013 at 3.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Jen's friend Amy is complaining about having a sore throat.
"When I have a sore throat, I always give my husband a blow job and, as long as I swallow, it feels better the next day. You should try it," says Jen.
The next day, they meet up and Amy is all smiles.
"How did it go, then?" asks Jen. "Wonderfully!" beams Amy. "Your husband couldn’t believe it was your idea
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   Old Thread  #981 25 Jan 2013 at 3.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.

Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,

"Those are for married men.
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   Old Thread  #980 25 Jan 2013 at 12.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #979 25 Jan 2013 at 12.23pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #978 25 Jan 2013 at 11.16am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I walked over, the little boy must of known what I wanted but he cowardly bent over trying to stop me getting what I wanted from him. As I came cautiously up behind he dropped to the floor cupping what I wanted to see the most, I put my arms around his stomach to tease his arms away, it didn't work so I tried to force his arms away so I could get a good glance at what I was here for, but still the child resisted... By now my patients was wearing thin so I angrily kicked him and took the ball from him, stupid ball boy.
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   Old Thread  #976 25 Jan 2013 at 10.48am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My wife has the most breathtaking vagina.

One time, she opened her legs and killed the budgie.
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   Old Thread  #975 25 Jan 2013 at 10.13am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
police are searching for 2 peados who are posing as work men, clearing snow from primary school, advised to be on the look out for JIMMY SHOVEL and GARY GRITTER
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