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   Old Thread  #1116 16 Feb 2013 at 1.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I had the best valentines day ever. I had sex with the most gorgeous fit blonde I have ever seen.

Being the mortuary assistant in Pretoria has its perks.
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   Old Thread  #1115 15 Feb 2013 at 8.17am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What's blue and full of haribo?

Kevin Webster's overalls.
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   Old Thread  #1114 14 Feb 2013 at 9.38pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Roses are Red,
Rohypnol is clear,
That's why your mine,
For one night this year.
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   Old Thread  #1113 14 Feb 2013 at 9.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?...

20 years.
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   Old Thread  #1112 14 Feb 2013 at 7.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I bought a valentines card for everyone at our local tourettes society.

It's the thought that c--ts
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   Old Thread  #1111 14 Feb 2013 at 7.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious
home that completely acquits him of his girlfriends murder.

Footprints
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   Old Thread  #1110 14 Feb 2013 at 3.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Roses are red
Violets are gorgeous
But don't ever try to surprise Oscar Pistorrius !!!
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   Old Thread  #1109 14 Feb 2013 at 1.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Oscar pestorius was chilling having a few beers when his missus came home to suprise him for valentines day. She kept having a go at him so he shot her! Apparently she accused him of being legless!

Sorry I couldn't resist.
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   Old Thread  #1108 14 Feb 2013 at 11.32am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Oscar Pistorius has been charged with murder even though he claims it was an accident.
Police spokesman say " He hasn't got a leg to stand on"
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   Old Thread  #1107 14 Feb 2013 at 5.15am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get fisted.


happy valentines day Girls
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   Old Thread  #1106 14 Feb 2013 at 4.59am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1105 13 Feb 2013 at 10.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that?

We stopped having sex years ago.
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   Old Thread  #1104 13 Feb 2013 at 1.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1103 13 Feb 2013 at 1.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1102 13 Feb 2013 at 10.57am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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been flyed that
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