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   Old Thread  #1109 14 Feb 2013 at 1.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Oscar pestorius was chilling having a few beers when his missus came home to suprise him for valentines day. She kept having a go at him so he shot her! Apparently she accused him of being legless!

Sorry I couldn't resist.
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   Old Thread  #1108 14 Feb 2013 at 11.32am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Oscar Pistorius has been charged with murder even though he claims it was an accident.
Police spokesman say " He hasn't got a leg to stand on"
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   Old Thread  #1107 14 Feb 2013 at 5.15am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get fisted.


happy valentines day Girls
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   Old Thread  #1106 14 Feb 2013 at 4.59am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1105 13 Feb 2013 at 10.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that?

We stopped having sex years ago.
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   Old Thread  #1104 13 Feb 2013 at 1.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1103 13 Feb 2013 at 1.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1102 13 Feb 2013 at 10.57am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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been flyed that
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   Old Thread  #1101 13 Feb 2013 at 9.54am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".

"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her v@gina has completely closed up".

"Bummer dude".

"Thanks mate, bye."
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   Old Thread  #1100 13 Feb 2013 at 8.44am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1099 13 Feb 2013 at 8.28am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My son looked upset today so I asked him what was wrong.

He sat down on the sofa beside me and said, "Can I talk to you about having sex with my girlfriend?"

"Of course," I replied.

He said, "Can you stop doing it please
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   Old Thread  #1098 12 Feb 2013 at 10.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?

Maria: Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better

Than you.

Wife: Who said you iron better than me?

Maria: Jor huzban he say so.

Wife: Oh yeah?

Maria: The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.

Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?

Maria: Jor hozban didâ

Wife increasingly agitated: Oh he did, did he?

Maria: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, And did my husband say that as well?

Maria: No Senora¦ The gardener did.

Wife: So how much do you want?
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   Old Thread  #1097 12 Feb 2013 at 6.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
B&Q have know been dragged into the food scandal, apparently they have been selling wood floors with lamb in it.
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   Old Thread  #1096 12 Feb 2013 at 6.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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