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   Old Thread  #1201 26 Feb 2013 at 9.25am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
*For Sale*

30 pairs of Katie Price's knickers.

All still in original packaging.
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   Old Thread  #1200 26 Feb 2013 at 9.24am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What's got one leg and ruins other people's lives?

Oscar Pistorius and Heather Mills.
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   Old Thread  #1199 25 Feb 2013 at 7.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1198 25 Feb 2013 at 2.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I read a while back that the plastic used to make ping-pong balls is highly toxic, so I've been painting them brown and feeding them to my wife, disguised as meatballs in order to kill her.

I hope it works.

If not, I'll have a hell of a time trying to drown the bitch.
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   Old Thread  #1197 25 Feb 2013 at 1.43pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
"I fcuked the wife up the arse last night, pulled out, then she took my load straight in her mouth, beat that!" said Dave.

"Well I only shagged my missus once in a Blue Moon!" I replied.

"And what so impressive about that?" he snorted.

"We never were allowed in that pub again."
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   Old Thread  #1196 25 Feb 2013 at 1.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Please give to comic relief.just 5 can help teach an African how to tell the difference between an intruder and their f--king girlfriend.
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   Old Thread  #1195 25 Feb 2013 at 1.27pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
An old Italian guy goes into the confession box "father,during the war i rescued a beautiful Jewish girl from the Nazis and hide her in my attic.
To show her gratitude she used to shag me every night and give me 2 blow jobs on a Sunday."
"My son"said the priest,"it was a very difficult time in our lives and you shouldn't feel so guilty"
"I know"said the old guy,"but should l tell her the war is over".
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   Old Thread  #1194 25 Feb 2013 at 1.13pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1193 25 Feb 2013 at 9.40am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1192 25 Feb 2013 at 7.28am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Jordan is undecided on how to give birth to her latest baby.

My bets on the baby bungee jumping.
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   Old Thread  #1191 25 Feb 2013 at 7.26am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Edward Scissorhands.

The man you want to finger your ex.
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   Old Thread  #1187 24 Feb 2013 at 4.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
arsenal last won a trophy back in 2005
the crazy frog was number one
eight years on , he's still there
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