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   Old Thread  #1361 17 Mar 2013 at 10.07am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My wife said she wanted to have sex on the golf course where I spend most of my Saturdays.

We arrived at the first green at about 2am, where after doing a sexy striptease, she lay naked on the grass and said, " Any hole's a goal."

" Oh my God! " I shouted. " Do you know anything about golf ?"
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   Old Thread  #1360 16 Mar 2013 at 9.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1359 16 Mar 2013 at 8.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1358 16 Mar 2013 at 8.43pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
After much pressure from my mum, I finally agreed to take my alzheimers riddled grandad out to the pub for the afternoon.

I couldn't believe what a good time I had, and wish we'd done it sooner.

It was always his round.
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   Old Thread  #1357 16 Mar 2013 at 3.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1356 16 Mar 2013 at 3.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
'Large crack' opens on Dorset coastline.

A spokesman for Weymouth council says there is nothing to worry about, Jordan's holiday ends on Sunday.
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   Old Thread  #1355 16 Mar 2013 at 8.32am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1354 16 Mar 2013 at 8.26am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was watching a documentary about Alzheimer's last night,when my wife turned to me and said,
"What a horrible condition,if i ever get Alzheimer's,i think i'll shoot myself," "I know"i replied,"you said that 5 minutes ago."
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   Old Thread  #1353 16 Mar 2013 at 8.17am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1352 16 Mar 2013 at 6.55am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I put on a porn film, earlier.

It was really dark, and I could just make out a fat guy with his cock in his hand.

I then realzed, I'd forgotten to turn the TV on.
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   Old Thread  #1351 15 Mar 2013 at 9.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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She certainly does
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   Old Thread  #1350 15 Mar 2013 at 8.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Caught the Wife Masturbating during a Rowan Atkinson Movie earlier. She loves a good Bean Flick
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   Old Thread  #1349 15 Mar 2013 at 6.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My pornstar friend died recently, so at his cremation, out of a mark of respect, we scattered his ashes all over his wife's face !!!
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