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   Old Thread  #1355 16 Mar 2013 at 8.32am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1354 16 Mar 2013 at 8.26am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was watching a documentary about Alzheimer's last night,when my wife turned to me and said,
"What a horrible condition,if i ever get Alzheimer's,i think i'll shoot myself," "I know"i replied,"you said that 5 minutes ago."
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   Old Thread  #1352 16 Mar 2013 at 6.55am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I put on a porn film, earlier.

It was really dark, and I could just make out a fat guy with his cock in his hand.

I then realzed, I'd forgotten to turn the TV on.
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   Old Thread  #1351 15 Mar 2013 at 9.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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She certainly does
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   Old Thread  #1350 15 Mar 2013 at 8.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Caught the Wife Masturbating during a Rowan Atkinson Movie earlier. She loves a good Bean Flick
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   Old Thread  #1349 15 Mar 2013 at 6.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My pornstar friend died recently, so at his cremation, out of a mark of respect, we scattered his ashes all over his wife's face !!!
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   Old Thread  #1346 15 Mar 2013 at 12.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I knocked on my neighbours door this morning and said, "Can you have my children? I'll be no longer than a few minutes, I promise."

"Sure," she replied,

I said, "Great, get your knickers off then."
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   Old Thread  #1342 15 Mar 2013 at 10.10am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Went down on my girlfriend this morning even though she was on her period.

Just getting into the spirit of Red Nose Day.
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