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   Old Thread  #1349 15 Mar 2013 at 6.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My pornstar friend died recently, so at his cremation, out of a mark of respect, we scattered his ashes all over his wife's face !!!
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   Old Thread  #1348 15 Mar 2013 at 1.27pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1347 15 Mar 2013 at 1.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1346 15 Mar 2013 at 12.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I knocked on my neighbours door this morning and said, "Can you have my children? I'll be no longer than a few minutes, I promise."

"Sure," she replied,

I said, "Great, get your knickers off then."
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   Old Thread  #1343 15 Mar 2013 at 10.15am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1342 15 Mar 2013 at 10.10am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Went down on my girlfriend this morning even though she was on her period.

Just getting into the spirit of Red Nose Day.
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   Old Thread  #1341 15 Mar 2013 at 10.04am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1340 15 Mar 2013 at 7.48am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1339 15 Mar 2013 at 4.33am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike
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   Old Thread  #1338 14 Mar 2013 at 10.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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A knob has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an *******, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Son: Dad, what does 'gay' mean?
Dad: the dictionary says It means 'to be happy'.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.

little Tommy comes home from school and is sitting eating his tea.
"mum what are bitches and pussy?"
his mothers annoyed but thinks for a second and then points to the dog "thats a bitch, its a female dog" she then points at the cat "and thats a pussy"
little tommy finishes his tea and goes to find his dad. "Dad what are bitches and pussy?" his dad thinks for a second, looks in a drawer and takes out a porn mag and draws a circle around a womans crotch.
"whats this dad?"
"thats your answer son, everything inside the circle is the pussy and everything outside the circle is the bitch"
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   Old Thread  #1337 14 Mar 2013 at 9.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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