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   Old Thread  #1515 10 Apr 2013 at 11.35am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The Sun reports that Arshavin costs Arsenal 7,800 a minute.

Bloody London prices, I can get a whole back, sack and crack for 30 quid.
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   Old Thread  #1514 10 Apr 2013 at 10.01am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1513 10 Apr 2013 at 7.03am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
"Dad, is it true you suck cock and take it up the arse?" "Who on earth has told you that son?" "Elton. My other dad."
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   Old Thread  #1512 9 Apr 2013 at 5.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1511 9 Apr 2013 at 4.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1510 9 Apr 2013 at 4.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1509 9 Apr 2013 at 3.23pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.
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   Old Thread  #1506 9 Apr 2013 at 12.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was gutted to hear about the death of margaret thatcher....i had Nelson mandela in the sweepstake!
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   Old Thread  #1505 9 Apr 2013 at 12.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
When i realized margaret thatcher was dead,i did a double fist pump and shouted,f...... brilliant"
Everyone around me was disgusted,and looking back,i suppose it was out of order.especially as i was the first paramedic at the scene.
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   Old Thread  #1504 9 Apr 2013 at 12.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Just seen the plans for Thatchers grave.It looks good but i think they should have made the dance floor a bit bigger.
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   Old Thread  #1502 8 Apr 2013 at 11.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=497402913640240&set=vb.449509825096216&type=2&theater

Proper funny! This guy goes absolutley mental over not being able to play guitar!
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   Old Thread  #1501 8 Apr 2013 at 6.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Is it too early to say Margaret Thatcher ...... me when i was a miner?
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