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   Old Thread  #1  27 Feb 2012 at 3.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2629 1 Jan 2019 at 9.48am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What do you call a french man wearing open toe shoes?

Felipe Falope!

Happy Brexit, whoops....Happy New Year!
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   Old Thread  #2628 26 Dec 2018 at 11.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What is a chickens favourite footwear?

Reebok, bok, bok, bokarrr
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   Old Thread  #2627 25 Dec 2018 at 0.12am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Indeed you do.

Happy Xmas mate.
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   Old Thread  #2626 24 Dec 2018 at 7.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You have to laugh, all in a night out

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   Old Thread  #2625 24 Dec 2018 at 7.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What a lad.

My mate took the bus from the bus station, dropped the lads off at twigg street and as they were getting off asked them for the fare.,...

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   Old Thread  #2624 24 Dec 2018 at 5.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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No, different initials. Quite a few years ago now. Its the same lad who drive a JCB on a night out through a supermarket window of a “southern holiday” resort. Quite a character, got sent down
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   Old Thread  #2623 24 Dec 2018 at 4.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Stranglely enough my mate did the same....

Not the same mate is it, couldn’t be, surely?.

Initials of my mate who did that........C.B
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   Old Thread  #2622 24 Dec 2018 at 10.39am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Good un that

Reminds me of a lad I know who once pinched a coach and did the same, took all his mates home
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   Old Thread  #2621 23 Dec 2018 at 7.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2620 23 Dec 2018 at 7.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Skeleton goes into a bar, orders a pint of lager and a mop.
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   Old Thread  #2619 19 Dec 2018 at 8.36am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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A warning to all be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people.
Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the shots Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my van at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from..
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   Old Thread  #2618 18 Dec 2018 at 6.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Went to the doctors the other day , he told me to take up a hobby that gets me out of the pub ,
So I started smoking again
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   Old Thread  #2617 12 Dec 2018 at 8.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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10 Pinter that

What’s the most popular owl in the world?

Tea towel


Why do they call pirates, pirates?

Cause they Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's."

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