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   Old Thread  #1  27 Feb 2012 at 3.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
We have removed the last Joke thread due to the content i.e. Racist and offensive jokes/comments.

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   Old Thread  #2641 8 Aug 2019 at 6.49am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I've just finished reading Victoria Beckham's autobiography. It tells about why she denied having a boob job, the real truth about herself and the things most precious in her life. It's called "The Liar, the Witch and the Wardrobe!"
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   Old Thread  #2640 30 Jul 2019 at 3.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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talking about Viagra, my granddad went to the chemist and asked for half a dose of Viagra, the guy behind the counter said sorry we don't sell half measures but why do you only want half? granddad said I don't want a full blown stiffy just enough to stop me p1ssing on my slippers.
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   Old Thread  #2639 14 Jul 2019 at 6.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Its been a funny old day today

it started off really well when I found a hat full of money !!
but then I got chased by a loony man with a guitar ?
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   Old Thread  #2638 10 Jul 2019 at 6.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Viagra is just a trade name, now the license has expired you can buy the generic drug Mycoxafloppin.
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   Old Thread  #2637 12 Jun 2019 at 9.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was watching the viagra connect advert earlier, 4.3 million men in the U.K. experience erectile problems?

Looking at 20 million of the fat arsed ugly woman in the UK I can understand why
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   Old Thread  #2636 31 Mar 2019 at 8.36pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The Mrs asked Ďwhat do i excel iní, wasnít too impressed when I told her Ďunderwearí.
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   Old Thread  #2635 16 Mar 2019 at 12.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Angie: Hey Sharon, I donít feel well, I have a very sore throat.

Sharon: ooo thatís bad, when I have a sore throat I give me old man a blow job and the next day thereís a big improvement, try that, it canít do any harm.

2 days later

Angie: Hey Sharon, I did wot you said and it doeís work but your old man didnít believe it was your idea.
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   Old Thread  #2634 2 Mar 2019 at 9.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2633 1 Mar 2019 at 9.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Paddy:why do scuba divers always fall backwards from the boat Murphy :cos if they fall forward they would still be in the boat
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   Old Thread  #2632 10 Feb 2019 at 9.59am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Just been recommended the Adam Ant diet.....







































ĎDonít chew ever, donít chew everí.
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   Old Thread  #2631 8 Feb 2019 at 3.12pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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People are always asking what will you be doing next year....


How do I know itís not as if I have 2020 vision
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   Old Thread  #2630 30 Jan 2019 at 1.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Special thanks to my neighbour who lent me some sheeting to put on the windscreen during this freezing weather.














































Ta Pauline.
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   Old Thread  #2629 1 Jan 2019 at 9.48am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What do you call a french man wearing open toe shoes?

Felipe Falope!

Happy Brexit, whoops....Happy New Year!
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   Old Thread  #2628 26 Dec 2018 at 11.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What is a chickens favourite footwear?

Reebok, bok, bok, bokarrr
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