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   Old Thread  #1  27 Feb 2012 at 3.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2635 16 Mar 2019 at 12.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Angie: Hey Sharon, I donít feel well, I have a very sore throat.

Sharon: ooo thatís bad, when I have a sore throat I give me old man a blow job and the next day thereís a big improvement, try that, it canít do any harm.

2 days later

Angie: Hey Sharon, I did wot you said and it doeís work but your old man didnít believe it was your idea.
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   Old Thread  #2634 2 Mar 2019 at 9.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2633 1 Mar 2019 at 9.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Paddy:why do scuba divers always fall backwards from the boat Murphy :cos if they fall forward they would still be in the boat
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   Old Thread  #2632 10 Feb 2019 at 9.59am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Just been recommended the Adam Ant diet.....







































ĎDonít chew ever, donít chew everí.
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   Old Thread  #2631 8 Feb 2019 at 3.12pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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People are always asking what will you be doing next year....


How do I know itís not as if I have 2020 vision
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   Old Thread  #2630 30 Jan 2019 at 1.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Special thanks to my neighbour who lent me some sheeting to put on the windscreen during this freezing weather.














































Ta Pauline.
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   Old Thread  #2629 1 Jan 2019 at 9.48am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What do you call a french man wearing open toe shoes?

Felipe Falope!

Happy Brexit, whoops....Happy New Year!
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   Old Thread  #2628 26 Dec 2018 at 11.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What is a chickens favourite footwear?

Reebok, bok, bok, bokarrr
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   Old Thread  #2627 25 Dec 2018 at 0.12am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Indeed you do.

Happy Xmas mate.
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   Old Thread  #2626 24 Dec 2018 at 7.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You have to laugh, all in a night out

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   Old Thread  #2625 24 Dec 2018 at 7.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What a lad.

My mate took the bus from the bus station, dropped the lads off at twigg street and as they were getting off asked them for the fare.,...

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   Old Thread  #2624 24 Dec 2018 at 5.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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No, different initials. Quite a few years ago now. Its the same lad who drive a JCB on a night out through a supermarket window of a ďsouthern holidayĒ resort. Quite a character, got sent down
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   Old Thread  #2623 24 Dec 2018 at 4.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Stranglely enough my mate did the same....

Not the same mate is it, couldnít be, surely?.

Initials of my mate who did that........C.B
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   Old Thread  #2622 24 Dec 2018 at 10.39am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Good un that

Reminds me of a lad I know who once pinched a coach and did the same, took all his mates home
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