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William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. William went to the front desk to check them in while Mildred stayed with the car. As he was leaving the lobby, a young woman dressed in a very short skirt introduced herself as Candie. William brushed her off.
When William and Mildred got to their room, he told her that he'd been approached by a prostitute.
"I don't believe you," laughed Mildred.
"I'll prove it," said William. He called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217.
"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us."
Soon, there was a knock on the door. Candie walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. "So, I see you're interested after all," she said.
William asked, "How much do you charge?"
"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
William was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."
Candie laughed. "You must really be an old-timer if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said William I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."
After she left, Mildred came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it."
William said, "Let's go have a drink and forget it. "
Back downstairs at the bar, the old couple sipped their cocktails.
Candie came up behind William, pointed at Mildred, and said, "See what you get for $25?"
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After the success of the documentary "The Man With The 10 Stone Testicles", Channel 4 have an announced a further documentary featuring a man with no testicles. "An Audience with Nick Clegg airs on August 19th. .
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In reply to Post #1860
Stonking, made me chuckle
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In reply to Post #1859
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In reply to Post #1859
A farmer gets a phone call from his son.I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive....shoot it says the farmer,and then bury it.....about 20 mins later he gets another call....done that,what should i do with the speed camera and motorbike?
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In reply to Post #1858
I've just joined a reggae band playing the triangle,all i have to do is stand around and ting.
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In reply to Post #1857
I gazed into her eyes
my heart was pounding
lips trembling,unable to speak
sweat forming on my brow
she opened her petite little mouth and uttered three words i'll never forget.
"thats him officer."
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In reply to Post #1856
years ago it was suggested "an apple a day keeps the doctor away."But since all the doctors are now muslim,i've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
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In reply to Post #1855
Gangbang style 
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From http://www.theembarrassingphotos.com/
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I don't see why Kanya West decided to give his kid a stupid name like North.
If I was him I'd have chosen a normal name like Fred.
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In reply to Post #1851
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Sky News: "A million brazilian protesters take to the streets !"...
Wow...Thats even more than a trillion grazilian, I think.
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In reply to Post #1840
"Mashed potato everywhere"
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