In reply to Post #520
just as i thought, same old **** then

In reply to Post #516
He really is an easy read...

Swearing = In his mind every swear word really has **** in it.
I am a carp god = I have studied my goldfish.
French excursions = Reads holiday brochures.
Alludes to large/numerous catches = Often mixes up years and combines them for better effect.
Alter ego = a stubborn, short, near sighed old fool (errrrrm)

I could go on about his delusions of grandeur but...I have to leave him something

In reply to Post #522
are you his wife,only friend or son or brother

In reply to Post #523
No lucky for me none of those....although you gotta feel for them

In reply to Post #524
bloody hell i take it all back your not a stupid **** your a clever ****

In reply to Post #525
why do yo swear so much?

In reply to Post #526
frank he,ll never take you to france if you keep winding him up

In reply to Post #527
bit harsh there shaky nothing but love for the magoo

In reply to Post #528
im only saying frank as i heard he book another trip and he was taking you as a christmas present

In reply to Post #529
really santa got my letter

In reply to Post #529
your having a bubble the ****ing washing up would be four foot high by the time he got home

In reply to Post #530
I would exactly call him Santa ....more like the grinch with issues.

Let's face it could you really spend hours in the car with him, do his cooking and washing up only for him to put you on the crap side of the swim..!!

In reply to Post #532
i wouldnt take that halfwit to france he has just about grasped the queen's english so to take him to another country would be too much for his underdeveloped mind,,,, much the same as you i would imagine

In reply to Post #533
joe pissed in your cornflakes again

In reply to Post #534
Are you shagging him Frank .you seem awful close