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Positive thoughts for the day (506 posts / 40,488 views)
spanker spanker
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#446 2 Jul 2020 17:41
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Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested about time , but will the truth be outed , i have my doubts !
Keebs
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#447 2 Jul 2020 17:48
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Maybe they'll all mysteriously die in custody, one by one.
spanker spanker
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#448 2 Jul 2020 18:01
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That could result in a large spike in coronavirus cases in the UK with the amount of by elections required in the uk !
Jon Jon
Posts: 4,294
#449 2 Jul 2020 18:04
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Maybe Prince Andrew will miraculously regain his ability to sweat soon. Good news for anti perspirant vendors in the Windsor area
spanker spanker
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#450 2 Jul 2020 18:14
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I have seen loads of Sweaty armpit photos of Andrew , fekin joke !

Surely , if it was a medical condition he would have evidence to back it up !
fishie fishie
Posts: 1,771
#451 3 Jul 2020 11:30
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Went for 48 hours carping and totally out of the blue and out of their usual feeding time, and immediately after a heavy rain shower, lo and behold a 35lb mirror

When I arrived at lake it was packed with lots of new people I don't recognise, mmm thought I, lots of new members the owner comes round and starts picking fault with everything and offers to buy out my remaining membership. I discuss this with him and love fishing there but over night I think he will just ban me for the slightest infringement so email him this morning to post me a cheque.

Positive notes no more driving for 2 hours and I have already lined up a membership elsewhere, so pastures a new to be explored
mal mal
Posts: 8,986
#452 3 Jul 2020 11:33
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Good for you mate. And well done on beating you blank run!
Wayne Wayne
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#453 3 Jul 2020 11:34
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Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested about time , but will the truth be outed , i have my doubts !

Hopefully spanky, Bill, Hilary and Obama must be ****ting themselves........Lets not forget Michael Obama neither.......
Jon Jon
Posts: 4,294
#454 3 Jul 2020 16:32
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Who TF is Michael Obama?
Tinhead Tinhead
Posts: 17,085
#455 3 Jul 2020 17:33
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It's what Michelle Obama calls his/herself when he/she pulls his/her knob out of her knickers
Jon Jon
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#456 3 Jul 2020 17:42
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Thanks .... I think....
mal mal
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#457 5 Jul 2020 00:16
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My local opened today and was busy this afternoon which is good news for the excellent landlady and her husband.

It was quiet tonight which is good news for the local residents

mal mal
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#458 8 Jul 2020 13:07
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This made me chuckle

Trump supporters have taken to calling themselves 'MAGA's' (from his Make America Great Again slogan).

The word maga in Nigerian means something different....

From Quora...

A 'maga' means a pawn in a scheme. For example the victim of fraud is a maga. The term was first used by Nigerian internet fraudsters but it has found its way to the Nigerian dictionary and means anybody that is being taken advantage of.


Have a good day all
Rocksteady
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#459 8 Jul 2020 21:29
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And I think Jamaican reference to " Maga dog " means mad dog Mal
mal mal
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#460 8 Jul 2020 22:53
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