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ralph69 ralph69
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#1849 20 Jun 2013 16:48
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catfish1 catfish1
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#1850 20 Jun 2013 20:32
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"Mashed potato everywhere"
Mr-Bean-Laden Mr-Bean-Laden
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#1851 21 Jun 2013 17:13
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WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#1852 22 Jun 2013 08:30
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Sky News: "A million brazilian protesters take to the streets !"...

Wow...Thats even more than a trillion grazilian, I think.
elltell elltell
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#1853 22 Jun 2013 22:18
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WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#1854 23 Jun 2013 08:03
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I don't see why Kanya West decided to give his kid a stupid name like North.

If I was him I'd have chosen a normal name like Fred.
Mr-Bean-Laden Mr-Bean-Laden
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#1855 23 Jun 2013 19:42
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From http://www.theembarrassingphotos.com/
catfish1 catfish1
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#1856 24 Jun 2013 07:35
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Gangbang style
catfish1 catfish1
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#1857 24 Jun 2013 07:39
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years ago it was suggested "an apple a day keeps the doctor away."But since all the doctors are now muslim,i've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
catfish1 catfish1
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#1858 24 Jun 2013 07:43
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I gazed into her eyes
my heart was pounding
lips trembling,unable to speak
sweat forming on my brow
she opened her petite little mouth and uttered three words i'll never forget.

"thats him officer."
catfish1 catfish1
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#1859 24 Jun 2013 07:46
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I've just joined a reggae band playing the triangle,all i have to do is stand around and ting.
catfish1 catfish1
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#1860 24 Jun 2013 07:50
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A farmer gets a phone call from his son.I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive....shoot it says the farmer,and then bury it.....about 20 mins later he gets another call....done that,what should i do with the speed camera and motorbike?
ilovefishingme ilovefishingme
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#1861 24 Jun 2013 13:57
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elltell elltell
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#1862 24 Jun 2013 15:50
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Stonking, made me chuckle
WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#1863 26 Jun 2013 07:20
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After the success of the documentary "The Man With The 10 Stone Testicles", Channel 4 have an announced a further documentary featuring a man with no testicles. "An Audience with Nick Clegg airs on August 19th. .
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