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Brilliant!
Brilliant!
The wife and I were at home watching TV.
I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
She became more and more annoyed and finally said:
“For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel!
You already know how to fish!”
I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
She became more and more annoyed and finally said:
“For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel!
You already know how to fish!”
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A man in his 50's buys a beautiful pair of shoes on his way home from work. When he gets home he asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says no. At bed time he gets completely naked except for his new shoes and again asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says well let's see you've got the same old useless cock hanging limp as usual.
He says look at where it's "pointing". I bought new shoes!
His wife then says "you should have bought a new hat!
He says look at where it's "pointing". I bought new shoes!
His wife then says "you should have bought a new hat!
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The gossip mags are reporting Rihanna has broken up with Chris Brown after she caught him cheating with a waitress.
A source close to the couple says Rihanna knew something was up when Brown came home with another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
A source close to the couple says Rihanna knew something was up when Brown came home with another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
I was working in the local taxi office last night when I told my boss, "I've just heard one of the drivers sh@gging a woman in the back of his cab. He must have left the radio on by mistake."
"What's the frequency?" he asked.
"I think he's fcuked her three times.
"What's the frequency?" he asked.
"I think he's fcuked her three times.
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School Register being read on the first day back at Birmingham Primary... Mustafa Al Eih Zeri? "Here, miss."Ahmed El Kabul? "Here, miss"Fatima Al Hayek? "Here miss"Ali Abdul Olmi? "Here, miss"Mohammed Bin Kadir? "Here, miss"Ali Son al En? no answer..Ali Son al En?? Still silence in the class. Ali Son al En? A girl stands up and says: "Sorry miss, I think that's me... It's pronounced Alison Allen..!
My wife and I auditioned for Britain's Got Talent
Simon said, "What is your act?"
I said, "Magic."
He said, "Okay, so what are you both going to do?"
I said, "We are going to make a child disappear into thin air."
He said, "Have you ever done this before?"
I said, "Yes, once."
He said, "Okay Gerry & Kate, good luck.
Simon said, "What is your act?"
I said, "Magic."
He said, "Okay, so what are you both going to do?"
I said, "We are going to make a child disappear into thin air."
He said, "Have you ever done this before?"
I said, "Yes, once."
He said, "Okay Gerry & Kate, good luck.
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So Tiger Woods has been given a 2 shot penalty for dropping his ball in the wrong place.
He's lucky its only a 2 shot penalty, the last time he misplaced his balls so carelessly it cost him his marriage.
He's lucky its only a 2 shot penalty, the last time he misplaced his balls so carelessly it cost him his marriage.
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