In reply to Post #1215
WATT

In reply to Post #1214
I love hard sums... its what i do

If you slap a chicken at 3725.95 MPH it refers to a theory that the heat generated by hitting a chicken with a hand at 3725.95 miles per hour, or 1665.65 m/s, would be enough to completely cook it. Using the conversion between kinetic energy and thermal energy,

Save your lass the bother on a Sunday and get slapping

In reply to Post #1217
No you don't, you steal oil in collaboration with Nigerian conmen and then sell it back to the people who thought they owned it.

In reply to Post #1217
Tell you what Bivviewrecker you know some amazing facts. I can only imagine what the conversation is like when yous lot have had a few

Tell yer What what, yer know what's what...

In reply to Post #1218
Sssshhhhh man FFS


@Scozza, imagine is all you will ever do

In reply to Post #1218
At overinflated prices , Excactly the same way they sell it to us on the forecourts , ****s

In reply to Post #1221
Lookout the ****ing Halflings have turned up

In reply to Post #1221
What are you.. a ****ing communist ?

In reply to Post #1223
With all the money he is saving on his flights mate 1.45hr flight to Slovenia a ****ing snip at £3.5k

In reply to Post #1224
Has he asked his mum if he can go yet ?

In reply to Post #1225
Yes mate, shes sent us a note

Said something about 20 B&H and a pint of milk on tic aswell but didnt take any notice of that bit

In reply to Post #1226
I can just picture Mr Patel sitting there when this little plaster clad hand appears over a pile of daily sports,in it would be a note asking for half oz of golden, a packet of large blue rizla and a roll of tinfoil

In reply to Post #1227


Good old Mr Patel

In reply to Post #1228
I'd love to stop and chat but I've got a train to catch ... bonsais 👋🚅🇷🇺🎣🐳

In reply to Post #1229
Still on the friday morning train

Turning up on a saturday morning for the draw as fresh as a daisy was the plan wasnt it