In reply to Post #105
I dont do requests lifejacket boy

In reply to Post #106
Talking of requests son could you do me a favour, fella down our pub has got a brother who is mentally disabled, he also has a drink problem and cannot be left on his own at any time for fear of what he might get up to.
Anyway... he asked me was there any chance I would take him fishing but he wants to go to Morocco, would you take him ?

In reply to Post #107
Mate, i have done my bit for care in the community over the past couple of years, so sorry.

I know a geezer who takes mentally ill dwarfs with drink problems to see the football if that helps ?

In reply to Post #108
Not anymore he dont

In reply to Post #109
Is that because they dont want to go with you anymore

In reply to Post #108
Do you mean Ralph

In reply to Post #111
Patient confidentiality i am afraid mate, what i can say is he little, drinks a lot, supports spurs and doesnt really know his way around a life jacket

In reply to Post #112
I know my way round a life jacket mate , just at 3 in the morning me n them don't get on

I see some bloke from this country has died of rabies after being bitten by a cat in Morocco..... Ralphy was foaming at the mouth a bit when I met him.... is this normal Foz or should I alert the authorities and have him shot ?

In reply to Post #114
That wasnt foam Jim

In reply to Post #115
In that case I shall alert the authorities and have him shot

In reply to Post #116
Have to be a good shot to hit that little ****er

In reply to Post #117
Dodge the ****ing rain me

In reply to Post #118
Only thing you dodge is your round and the soap.... ****

In reply to Post #119
Salad