Ooohhh that looks like it hurt

In reply to Post #959
Stop disturbing me, I'm watching a real game of football, none of that Spurs *****

In reply to Post #962
Wow are you at the game

In reply to Post #963
Action tracksuit and remote in the pocket tonight James

Pissed, just been listening to a bit of Northern soul at half time while I had a glass of New Zealand's finest an an Indian. Had a dance too but thought I was gonna throw up

In reply to Post #964
Oh I thought you was on drugs

In reply to Post #964
And when I'm drunk I dance like me dad

In reply to Post #966
Who do you know watching footy, come half time says right I'm gonna listen to some northern soul ....I'm telling you Ralph he's a ****ing wrongun

In reply to Post #967
Must be a family trait jim, he's sister does it between bunk ups

In reply to Post #967
Proper wrongun , it must run in the family , as dinny said

In reply to Post #969
It's called culture, something you southern pussies no **** all about

In reply to Post #970
Culture... Soul is deffo not yours shouldn't you be listening to Black Pudding Bertha or something like whilst dancing int clogs, drinking halves of dark mild before lurching home wit whippet along cobbled streets to beat the crap out of t wife....

In reply to Post #971
All I am going to say is this...This

And on the other hand... I have 4 fingers and thumb

We have a head on our beer, you lot drink piss, if there's a fire, use the Cockneys lager tank

In reply to Post #972
I'm not a cockernee I'm proper sarf

Went to see Otway & Barrett last night had a chat with them, drank a beer called Broken Dream @6.5% (farting well today) and generally had a great night............except my team lost.
Oh well its only football
If someone don't knock Manure of their artificial cloud the way things are going the Spuds will be left in 5th place

In reply to Post #974
Where will that leave you're shower