In reply to Post #870
I was but i still played Saturday and Sunday morning football for over 25 years

In reply to Post #871
Ahh but i bet you got pulled off at half time 😉

In reply to Post #872
Should hope his shorts are white.....

In reply to Post #872
I was once in my latter years described as having a big heart but runs like wardrobe

In reply to Post #874
You know what they say mate. Big heart big nose or was it runs like wardrobe big nose?

In reply to Post #875
Are you drunk ? haven't you got any sausage rolls to bake ?

In reply to Post #876
He'd only ****ing burn them, old sausage roll fingers

I bet a lot of yous ****s were the last to get picked in the school teams

Edit - I'm thinking the football match on Kes

I hope this works

real footy

In reply to Post #877
**** right off you boring ****ing ****

In reply to Post #878


Listen Billy ****ing no mates, weren't so long you had any on here

In reply to Post #877
Actually **** for brains at the age of 8 I played for the year above until I was in the last year because they're wouldn't have been a year above .... got it ?

In reply to Post #880
That's nothing to be proud of playing for the infants team when you were in the juniors Jim

In reply to Post #880
So in your last year you couldn't play because there wasn't a year above to play with

A must win game for the Arse tomorrow (so was the last one!) if we want to end up being 6th.

In reply to Post #882
I played for both years Also at aged 17 went from youth football to men's Saturday league playing for a little country side called Icklesham casuals ... I was put in the 3rd team with my mate and although they were the divisions traditional whipping boys I still managed to score 45 of the teams total goals for the season of 64

In reply to Post #883
🐂💩

How can we beat the arse one week and loose to the blue rinse brigade the next???

It's the West Ham Way, you know!