In reply to Post #855
And people with big noses are know for lying, look at that Pinocchio ****

Cmon then, eating prawns and supping pomagne at the match the other week with the oil and gas team wasn't he?

In reply to Post #856
No it's true ... he is a night time cashier at his local BP.

In reply to Post #857
I am on days now Jim and have been promoted to head baker at the wild bean cafe

In reply to Post #858
That's terrific news Foz ... I told you toadying up to Mr Patel would get you on the ladder .... no stopping you now mate

In reply to Post #859
I know Wild Bean Café employ the disadvantaged but I didn't think they were that bad

In reply to Post #860
I'll spit in your latte you ****

In reply to Post #861
Never been in a WBC too many snowflakes

In reply to Post #862
only go to Mucky Mehmets Greasy spoon

In reply to Post #863
He wouldn't have a scooby who Mucky is

In reply to Post #863
Oi! don't be dissing mehmut blud

Can just imagine you in WBC with your man bag, cardigan neatly folded around your neck, talking very loudly to your imaginary friends on your phone while sipping a woman's drink

In reply to Post #865
Youve seen me aint you

In reply to Post #864
Wasnt Ralphy firing into his hairy daughter

“ he shoots he scores he'll eat your Labrador's son heung-min, son Heung- min “
What you gonna do without him and Barry jimmer

In reply to Post #867
Daughter after the op

Magoo.... I've found me old Pumas and banged the mud off ( like always ) just waiting for the call

In reply to Post #869
Didn't know you was a footballer Jim.... always had you down as a fat spotty kid who spent his spare time ****ing.