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Football thread part 32 (343,899 views)
Tinhead Tinhead
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#6767 5 Apr 2022 17:39
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In reply to Post #6765
I thought I could tease you out.
What happened the last time Spuds went to Palace LINK

Now **** off back behind the sofa
jeffire jeffire
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#6768 6 Apr 2022 08:51
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In reply to Post #6764
Good performance Mal.People questioning Salah now he not scored for 9 games , do these bellends ever go to a game or actually watch a game on tv ? Hoping Burnley do it tonight .
mal mal
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#6769 6 Apr 2022 10:05
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Yeah I agree

I doubt anyone currently criticising salah wouldn't want him in their team eh?

Even when they scored I felt we'd get another. The team just has that confidence in themselves again.

I have to say it quietly living in Blackburn but I'm also rooting for Burnley

Looking forward to the city game. It would be a good one for mo to find the goal again eh?

Also - Andy Robertson on the benfica fans chucking lighters at him....
jeffire jeffire
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#6770 6 Apr 2022 23:38
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In reply to Post #6769
Well in Burnley .
mal mal
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#6771 7 Apr 2022 09:29
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In reply to Post #6770


It's hilarious. And the owners deserve it. Thinking that lampard - sacked by Chelsea after spending 200 squillion quid - could get that shower playing better than champions league winner Rafa.....

mal mal
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#6772 9 Apr 2022 12:30
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Bit of a tricky one today

Can't work out which of United or Everton I'd prefer to lose...



Obviously I'm hoping for Jordan pickford to slip into an alternate dimension where his soul is torn apart by a horde of monsters made from Dutch ligaments...

newcarper78 newcarper78
Posts: 880
#6773 9 Apr 2022 16:35
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Imagine being a Goonie and watching your team get turned over by a team that hasn't won in 7 games

I've said it a thousand times and i'll keep saying it, Arteta really isnt the one and your team is utter utter dog****. Spending 10s of millions on players that are so **** even Burnley are wondering wtf you've bought. Plus you literally have no striker, Does Arteta really think he's Pep?

Well done on 4th spot Spuds, you dont deserve it, but every other **** is ****.
jeffire jeffire
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#6774 9 Apr 2022 16:43
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In reply to Post #6772
Wanted the blue and white ***** to lose the fans are as dirty and repulsive as the players. Uniteds players should forfeit the wages on that performance !
Tinhead Tinhead
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#6775 9 Apr 2022 17:01
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OK let's get this over and done with.
3 defeats in the last 4.
Yes my team is not good enough to make top 4.
Anyway I've made my appearance and now I'll get on with what's left of my day.
jimmyAd jimmyAd
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#6776 9 Apr 2022 17:14
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Hello ****ers
mal mal
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#6777 9 Apr 2022 17:19
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In reply to Post #6774
Watch you don't get splinters sitting on that fence Jeff

There's still joy to be had looking at the faces of the United shower and their fans ( those that hadn't left early of course)

It was a bloody awful game to watch. Terrible football from both sides. Wan bissaka is obviously hiding the silent 'k' in his surname... God he was rubbish and that's in a united side where its hard to be the worst player on the pitch

Edit - alright jimmer. You found your way out from under the spud sofa then
ralph69 ralph69
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#6778 9 Apr 2022 20:05
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
scozza
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#6779 10 Apr 2022 08:44
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In reply to Post #6778
Well, just watch MOTD and I have to say,Spurs were superb, Son, what a player. Think he might be UTD bound

To be fair Villa played well too, just couldn't finish

I hope the NEXT Utd manager will start the clear out ffs. Pogba, Rashford...etc

Good news, BF signed a new 4 year deal

What's the song, things can only get better!
mal mal
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#6780 10 Apr 2022 11:24
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In reply to Post #6779
True story

There's an old lady walking past Carrington laden with carrier bags from the local aldi

Marcus rashford - nice young man that he is - is on his way in and sees her struggling. He walks over and says 'are you alright love? Can you manage?'

She sighs, hands him the bags and says 'well I'm going to bingo at 4, but I'll give it a shot. You're benched, Ronaldo needs to stop moaning and start playing for the team and tell that useless **** pogba to **** off to psg.'

scozza
Posts: 18,414
#6781 10 Apr 2022 18:03
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In reply to Post #6780
She needs to be careful, they might end up asking her to try some boots on next!

Edit - we don't want Gabriel Jesus either, greedy **** missed some sitters there

Should have played JG from the start!
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