In reply to Post #555
I know that rhyming slang is tricky to understand but I can't work out how you get to 'wife' from soplica ...

In reply to Post #556

In reply to Post #556
That's cause your from Bulton

Prediction. I said the scousers would win the league at the start of the season

I wanna know who is gonna be in the top 4, money spinner, champions league

Someone's quiet 👀

In reply to Post #558
When did you say that.... prove it

In reply to Post #547
Don't want to bring em ashore Jim, thought we could all have ago with them high powered exploding tip harpoons and leave them to bleed to death.
I was thinking 4 of us, few brasses, plenty of leg lifter and booze should be a blast

Fozzy's in just need a couple of more runners, fancy it ?

In reply to Post #561
I ain't gonna bite

In reply to Post #562
Don't know what your missing..... word round the campfire is they do a bit of seal clubbing on the way home

In reply to Post #563
Still bored

Ooohhhh fooooozzzzzzyyyyyyyy

In reply to Post #565
Reckon he's got himself lost around scotch corner. Some dark lanes to hide down over that part of the world....

In reply to Post #566
Hidey hole mate , he can't hack it

In reply to Post #567
Typical bully boy mate... loves to dish it out but can't take it.... think you're getting to him Ralph.... if you could see the text messages he's been sending me .... do us a favour and lighten up a little I'd hate to have him harming himself on our consciences

In reply to Post #568
Is that it Linda ? Even having to get help from von small housen


You dopey pair of ****s go poke a vegetarian sausage up your bum.

In reply to Post #569
Obviously an abused choirboy... all that anger