In reply to Post #525
I looovvvveee a Babycham

In reply to Post #526
You love cake you fat ****

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In reply to Post #527
Yeah I do love a slice of cake

In reply to Post #529
You've been eating meat today havent you ?

In reply to Post #530
No myself and Mrs J shared a Quorn roast ... but I did cook and carve 2 turkey crowns and a beef and gammon joint for the rest of the clan ...but I can honestly say unlike Ralphy that no meat passed my lips

In reply to Post #531
Tell the truth.... you are only cheating yourself.

In reply to Post #531
You lying sausage Jocky

In reply to Post #533
Nope... sure is eggs is eggs ( free range of course )

In reply to Post #531
What does Quorn taste of and don't say Quorn

In reply to Post #535
Cock

In reply to Post #536
I know you enjoy it but I've never tasted cock before

In reply to Post #535
It tastes of arse and death.

In reply to Post #534
Unborn baby chickens you ****ing murderer

In reply to Post #539
Unfertilised you think ****... and your reply in 538 I believe you meant for Ralph's reply in 536 😖

Tinhead ... some is very tasty and have been trying out different ones... my catchphrase at the mo is “ you wouldn't know that's not meat” although I've not tried that one on the ladies
The roast yesterday was all right and I've found some to be very tasty ... Quorn peppered slice... chicken and bacon lattice... steak and gravy pie ... pasties...sausage rolls and from Asda I take to work to microwave ... Mozzarella ravioli and 3 bean chill and rice which are very nice... in fact you wouldn't know they weren't meat