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Football thread part 32 (343,693 views)
scozza
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#5086 22 Dec 2020 07:41
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This is it, I think you hit the nail on the head pal, shandy drinking southerners

When I have a beer it's a quality brew, strong too, even has a head on it, they don't know what that means!

When they have a beer, sorry, lager, it's like witch piss, filled to the top of the glass so they get there money's worth. If there's a fire use the cockneys lager tank

When I have a tea it's Yorkshire tea or a green tea, you know, quality stuf!

When they have a tea it's PG tips, you know, the one that monkeys drink, nuff said

See the pattern

I could go on, you know, northern football clubs and southern ones...
ralph69 ralph69
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#5087 22 Dec 2020 08:42
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Spilt more down me waistcoat than you poofs could sup
mal mal
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#5088 22 Dec 2020 08:54
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You can't sound tough when you admit to wearing a waistcoat ralphy...


Overheard in ralphs local....

'I tell you, I really gave that blighter what for!'

scozza
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#5089 22 Dec 2020 09:09
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waistcoat

Exactly, see what I mean, they can't even ****ing dress right either 👗
tazi tazi
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#5090 22 Dec 2020 10:24
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tazi tazi
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#5091 22 Dec 2020 10:25
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tazi tazi
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#5092 22 Dec 2020 10:27
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Those southern softies with our wall to wall tarmacing ought to pop into our locals.
ralph69 ralph69
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#5093 22 Dec 2020 10:41
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What for ,,,,,,,,more like a jolly good biff
Tinhead Tinhead
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#5094 22 Dec 2020 10:53
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I rarely buy Yorkshire Tea but bought some the other day, has it changed as it seems weaker than I remember.
That's a genuine question by the way
mal mal
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#5095 22 Dec 2020 11:31
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And tinhead. .. put less milk in it?
Tinhead Tinhead
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#5096 22 Dec 2020 12:16
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As a make do until runs out yes but I won't be buying Yorkshire Tea anymore. It used to be a good cuppa but it's gone weak that's why Scozza likes it.
mal mal
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#5097 22 Dec 2020 12:55
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Yeah

But he's a southern softie....
scozza
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#5098 22 Dec 2020 16:25
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Boom boom

It's perfectly fine. Like people from Yorkshire, it's very strong

Yorkshire born and bred, strong int arm and weak int head

You stick to the PG tips
Tinhead Tinhead
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#5099 22 Dec 2020 16:39
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Before this turns into a tea thread I'll make this my last post on this subject.
Yorkshire tea has got weaker and I'm not the only one to say it
LINK

Stop drinking that green tea **** it's affecting you judgement


Anyway back to football. I don't think the Arses recovery will be starting tonight
scozza
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#5100 22 Dec 2020 18:24
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Replies made me laugh, typical

Might be a good game. Depends what side Pep fields

Based on current form they may want to win it though
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