'Katie Price has reportedly been banned from having sex for two weeks, as doctors advised her to lie down and not move following her foot operation.'
I'm pretty sure that was my ex's default setting for sex anyway....
Apologies for any offence caused by that joke which was clearly from a 1979 version of my brain
I'm pretty sure that was my ex's default setting for sex anyway....
Apologies for any offence caused by that joke which was clearly from a 1979 version of my brain
The batman trailer.... 
Football is back tomorrow. ...
In reply to Post #488
Yes see you in footy thread
Yes see you in footy thread
What day is it today? - Video slots day!
Just watching an amazing story on the news about safa and marwa - 2 little girls who were born conjoined at the head with intertwined brain.
Over 50 hours of surgery at GOSH - all paid for by a private donor - and they are now home with parents. Lots of extra needs but they'll grow up together but not joined. Amazing surgeons !
Over 50 hours of surgery at GOSH - all paid for by a private donor - and they are now home with parents. Lots of extra needs but they'll grow up together but not joined. Amazing surgeons !
In reply to Post #486
😂😂😂😂🤭
😂😂😂😂🤭
The builders have stopped their early morning drilling and digging.
In fact since Tuesday when they dug the whole ****ing street up, they've not done anything at all. ...
The good news is that I now have a moat around the front of the house in case of any medieval invaders turning up
In fact since Tuesday when they dug the whole ****ing street up, they've not done anything at all. ...
The good news is that I now have a moat around the front of the house in case of any medieval invaders turning up
In reply to Post #493
Watch out for the Romans they haven't paid back that wealth that pilfered of us last time.
Watch out for the Romans they haven't paid back that wealth that pilfered of us last time.
In reply to Post #494
Thank **** they made that wall first eh, otherwise it could have been called “jocks” wall, would never have had the same ring too it for me
Saying that they were onto something, maybe we should build another to keep Jennette Crankie and her clan out
Thank **** they made that wall first eh, otherwise it could have been called “jocks” wall, would never have had the same ring too it for me
Saying that they were onto something, maybe we should build another to keep Jennette Crankie and her clan out
been a while since we had one of these so I thought I'd give it a go..
With London and the South east being put into Tier 3 - joining everything north of watford (apart from Liverpool who may or may not have done some dodgy deal...) the government have taken the first step in their 'levelling up' mission to reduce the north / south divide.
With London and the South east being put into Tier 3 - joining everything north of watford (apart from Liverpool who may or may not have done some dodgy deal...) the government have taken the first step in their 'levelling up' mission to reduce the north / south divide.
In reply to Post #496
So people getting ill and having to go into tier 3 is a positive.
I've been reading some of your recent posts and you need to have a rethink, you seem to be losing your hippy neutrality.
Some decisions are always going to be damned if they do and damned if they don't, no one can please all the people all the time.
Tiers, lockdowns and Christmas are a prime example
So people getting ill and having to go into tier 3 is a positive.
I've been reading some of your recent posts and you need to have a rethink, you seem to be losing your hippy neutrality.
Some decisions are always going to be damned if they do and damned if they don't, no one can please all the people all the time.
Tiers, lockdowns and Christmas are a prime example
In reply to Post #497
It was a sarcasm tinhead.
We do need that smiley don't we?
It was a sarcasm tinhead.
We do need that smiley don't we?
In reply to Post #498
OK I believe you thousands wouldn't.
In that case it's ok for me to say I'm hoping more people suffer in other countries to make us look better.
OK I believe you thousands wouldn't.
In that case it's ok for me to say I'm hoping more people suffer in other countries to make us look better.
In reply to Post #499
Well... until Biden won, we could always rely on the USA to do that job.
Well... until Biden won, we could always rely on the USA to do that job.