I wonder what Ralph's take on this will be when he finally gets his phone back

In reply to Post #2744
Give her one from me as well

In reply to Post #2746


I hope he doesn't for a while....

Spoke to Ralphy's mum about his .. er.. issues and she blames her brother Ernie.
Apparently uncle Ern used to take him fishing from a very early age .
His mum thought it would do him good to get out because young ralph had learning difficulties and could not pronounce the simplest of words properly until he was six years of age.

Anyway turns out uncle Ern was teaching ralph more than the lift method 😉 and it has resulted in the poor lad having flashbacks and to this day his only form of release is to partake in sordid sex sessions with men younger than himself 😳

As this story unfolded i found myself getting quite uncomfortable and emotional until I remembered it was ralph we were talking about and i burst into laughter and thought **** the **** 😂

In reply to Post #2749
Yeah **** the ****
BTW did you give her one for me?

In reply to Post #2742
**** me you don't arf talk a lot of flannel

In reply to Post #2751
I bet that draw felt like a win ?

In reply to Post #2752
Not for Watford....

2 points dropped from an easy win...

In reply to Post #2752
Watford should of had a penalty, not sure what the point of VAR is if they don't use it all the time, it was used for Deles goal but not for the penalty appeal???

You **** foz , how the **** did you manage that

In reply to Post #2755
Manage what ? Dont try denying now Stoichkov.

In reply to Post #2755
That's what happens when you are monged out ya ****ing retard

See how this pans out then

Edit

Lucky *******s

UTD could have had 4 in the first half if they had a decent strike force. Llana gets the equaliser ffs

Henderson on England form, ****

Could be a turning point for both clubs this

In reply to Post #2757
That's what happens when you drink with big Daves mates

In reply to Post #2759
He take you sturgeon farm.