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Football thread part 32 (345,072 views)
scozza
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#2296 14 Aug 2019 14:17
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Agree, probably washing his hair

By ek Mal, I'm still laughing. I didn't know that living in the shadows of Manchester United for so long had scared you so badly
ocelot ocelot
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#2297 14 Aug 2019 15:34
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Few fair points, the end needs tweeking a bit though.
More people love Man United than any other club.
Leading others to hate Man United.
Man United is a broad church Scozza.
You are welcome.


Upper Tier Stretford End
KenTownley KenTownley
Posts: 30,593
#2298 14 Aug 2019 15:47
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In reply to Post #2297
More sad, deluded people love Man United than any other club.

Corrected that for you, offyoutrot.
ocelot ocelot
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#2299 14 Aug 2019 16:33
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See the fear in that post Scozza? That's the reaction you want when these small club fans see anything about Man United. Understandable though with the Big Red Machine on the March
scozza
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#2300 14 Aug 2019 17:07
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I certainly did mate, they will **** it up and be back down where they belong soon, back in the shadows

There's one thing I can guarantee mate, when the fishings hard I can always get a bite from a few of my mates and Mal. I only have to mention Manchester United
scozza
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#2301 14 Aug 2019 17:10
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In reply to Post #2297
Upper Tier Stretford End

Made me laugh that. When I have been you really struggle to get a good seat and even struggle to see the numbers on their shirts the stadium is that big

ocelot ocelot
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#2302 14 Aug 2019 17:21
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In reply to Post #2300
Its like UCN enzyme Scozza. Perhaps the bait boffins are looking in the wrong place for the ultimate attractor
It's clearly red and you get it in Manchester is a good starting point
scozza
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#2303 14 Aug 2019 17:29
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I've known what they are like for a long time mate, trust me, they are easy

mal mal
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#2304 14 Aug 2019 23:20
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In reply to Post #2298
Wise words from a man we all respect.

Ocelot? Are they those scrawny little cat things that wish they were bigger, tougher, faster in fact a bit more everything so they could be real leopards? What do you wish you were? Don't ally yourself with scozza too quickly - he'll be supporting somebody else next week.

Scozza... my distaste of all things Man Utd is years old. Dates back to 1977 and the FA cup final if you must know. But you probably don't know that football existed before the premier league and that Utd were a team before Ferguson... things like that can have an effect on a young impressionable mind. traumatic events can stay with people for decades. Ask anyone you know about the first time they met you for example...

No worries about living in the shadow. The light shining off Jurgen's teeth is as good as the bloody floodlights



Another trophy for the cabinet tonight. Albeit in scrappy circumstances, but a win is a win. Hats off to Lampard for playing an attack minded system.

Peace and love man, peace and love
KenTownley KenTownley
Posts: 30,593
#2305 15 Aug 2019 09:58
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In reply to Post #2302
I like and agree with what I perceive as your politics but then you go an spoil a good initial image by spouting crap about Manure!
ocelot ocelot
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#2306 15 Aug 2019 10:03
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I can't help it Ken. Start seeing flying Welsh wingers and English striker's banging them in and the drum starts beating
ocelot ocelot
Posts: 1,802
#2307 15 Aug 2019 10:33
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See that Scozza, ruining things for other teams fans for generations. 1977, what a year, dippers with the league and European cup in the bag travel to Wembley red hot favourites for an unprecedented daddy treble. Only thing in their way the mob from down the East Lancs. In off the Greenhoff final ensues and the dippers treble is in tatters. Takes 22 years for the daddy treble to be achieved, by the team that stopped the team. You can't replicate firsts only copy.

My old draughtsman lecturer had a picture on his desk of a guy holding an Ocelot mate. It had a quote with it. "I don't do drugs I am drugs." Thought cool! Used it many times since on a few ladies and it works a treat
jimmyAd jimmyAd
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#2308 15 Aug 2019 11:07
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In reply to Post #2307
Probably used Rohypnol and gaffer tape on a few ladies
ocelot ocelot
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#2309 15 Aug 2019 11:58
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In reply to Post #2308
With these boyish good looks, charming manner and lines like the ones I've divulged that line of approach hasn't been necessary.
Only once I've told them I'm an angler.........
Mr-Magoo Mr-Magoo
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#2310 15 Aug 2019 12:33
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**** me a manc who actually lives up there... or does he
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