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Joke Thread (2,781 posts / 641,960 views)
WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#405 3 Oct 2012 19:09
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The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s.

The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.
Pastyparade Pastyparade
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#406 3 Oct 2012 19:11
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I will not have a bad word said about Jimmy Saville. When I was a boy he fixed it for me to go on a camping trip with Gary Glitter.
Pastyparade Pastyparade
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#407 3 Oct 2012 19:11
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The Pope went to Northern Ireland. He asked Paddy what he thought of County Down, he replied - it's been ***** since Carol Vorderman left.
Pastyparade Pastyparade
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#408 3 Oct 2012 20:38
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In reply to Post #407
Sorry mods didnt see the swear word in that joke
Pastyparade Pastyparade
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#409 4 Oct 2012 16:48
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Now then! Now then! What has jimmy saville and acne got in common ? They both come on a girls face when she's 14....... How's about that then?!
catfish1 catfish1
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#410 4 Oct 2012 18:57
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Breaking news! A mob of dyslexic parents have just beaten up Jimmy Sommerville
catfish1 catfish1
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#411 4 Oct 2012 18:59
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more scandal for the BBC as someone is now saying they saw Rod Hull fisting a young bird
oldfletch
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#412 4 Oct 2012 20:36
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In reply to Post #411
sik sik
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#413 6 Oct 2012 09:44
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Man comes home to find his mate sha..ing his wife so he stabs the f..ker to death ...his wife says "carry on like that and you'll have no mates left
sik sik
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#414 6 Oct 2012 09:48
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What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone. Wing, Wing! HALO?
sik sik
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#415 6 Oct 2012 09:49
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A blonde takes her car to a mechanic. he says 'nothing to worry about, just sh.t in the air filter'. She says 'Brilliant, so how many times a day do i do that
SlugHunter SlugHunter
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#416 6 Oct 2012 10:27
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In reply to Post #415
WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#417 6 Oct 2012 17:01
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This sexy girl came up to me in a club last night and said, "Why the f**k have you been staring at me for ages with your tongue sticking out?""I was undressing you in my mind," I said, "but I was struggling to take your bra off."
WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#418 6 Oct 2012 19:44
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What do we want ???
Action on Jimmy Saville's sex crimes
When do we want it ??
Now then Now then
84Biglad 84Biglad
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#419 8 Oct 2012 15:37
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